Karen Schwartz

@pithywidow.bsky.social

3527 Followers 991 Following

Former Marie Claire contributing editor, NY Sun columnist and occasional NYT Styles writer. Ex-tweeter.

Headline: DOJ hands Trump his Family and Business immunity from tax investigations
Guy in Knicks hat: thank you for saving my life Jalen Brunson: I’m literally just Jalen Brunson
NYT: Kennedy Starts a Push to Help Americans Quit Antidepressants
NYT: Jared Kushner’s Steve Witkoff and the Profitable Business of Peace
NYT: Jared Kushner Steve Witkoff and the Profitable Business of Peace
Picture of Artemis II team White House meeting with Biden in 2023
Miles Taylor: There’s a tidal shift happening. People who got Trump elected are warning he’s demented…..They see it. finally. The Pres is out of control. Will elected Republicans act?
Kayleigh: What’s something that we don’t know that you want America to know about your husband Usha: There are a lot of misconceptions about him. He is the nicest, funniest guy.
He doesn’t even have a dog sign
Erika Kirk cease and desist letter to Druski with Widow Mother Leader on her letterhead
Guy telling us “not a big Hillary Clinton fan but the way the media is protecting the public from the details of Kash f*ng Patel’s personal emails is impossible to ignore
“Not a big Hillary Clinton fan but the way the media is protecting the public from the details of Kash f*ing Patel’s personal emails is impossible to ignore”
Lily Allen West End Girl
Robert Mueller Hope tank top
Jared Kushner Solicits Funds for His Firn While Working as Mideast Envoy
US Embassy in Jerusalem (ahem) telling citizens they won’t help them leave the country, retweeted by the current ambassador
Pod Save America fluffing the Maine Nazi tattoo guy
Mamdani post: “Today’s military strikes on Iran —carried out by the United States and Israel—mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.”
NYT: Bench Presses, Pull Ups…Kid Rock? The White House Had a Very Manly Week
“Memory is a fragile thing in this moment so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
Sherilyn Ifyll’s quote post of Senator Ed Markey’s call for the invocation of the 25th Amendment
Washington Post: Editorial Board Trump's bold capture of Maduro was a victory for America. What's next?
Happy New Year Bitmoji
Pinned tweet from the Old Place: Ten years ago today I buried my brave, beautiful husband. I’m optimistic he is resting in peace—in part because his warmth and goodness shone through even the most minor interactions, but mostly because he could sleep through anything. I will love him forever.
Trump post about Kennedy Center armrests
Bitmoji saying Happy Christmas 🎄
Don Jr describes Mike Pence’s organization as “never Trump” in dumb (also antisemitic) tweet
NYT: “President Trump’s name is rarely mentioned in the latest release of Epstein files
Vote for Joe not the Psycho hat 🧢
Lovely Kamala Harris condolences for Rob and Michele Reiner
I’ll have what she’s having still from When Harry Met Sally
Captain Von Trapp rips Nazi flag
An NYC photographer writes a thread saying you should vote for Brad Lander because he “you can literally go up and talk to him” in NYC and he hasn’t personally seen or photographed sitting Congressman Dan Goldman
Hillary Clinton tweet from July 2016: “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.”
Hillary Clinton tweet from March 2016: We can’t let Donald Trump anywhere near the Supreme Court
A screenshot of a tweet by @KatieMiller saying “I voted for this” in response to an NBC News headline reading: “BREAKING: Vaccine panel appointed by RFK Jr. votes to roll back newborn hepatitis B vaccine recommendations, upending years of CDC guidance and public health consensus.
NYT headline; Trump has long disdained Europe’s elites. Now, it’s official.
Trump saying if he can’t “beat out Jimmy Kimmel in terms of talent, then I don’t think I should be president.”
That lady who is dating the Onion guy and running for Congress in Chicago
George has found a copy of Trump’s MRI: a picture of a brain with Man Woman Person Camera TV in various regions
Hillary Clinton tweet calling Trump a racist after his “sh*thole countries” comment in 2018
Mike Johnson is very tired by his job
Screenshot of Brazilian reporter celebrating Bolsonaro’s imprisonment
NYT: Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
Boston mayor says she has no interest in “confabbing” with Trump like Mamdani. “I’m not interested in a bromance with the Federal regime.”
Home for the Holidays movie poster
Bitmoji crossing fingers
NYTimes: Epstein Emails Reveal a Lost New York
The women married to fascists are usually also fascists. They weren’t “tricked” into being with these people. They chose them.
Space X Loses Control of Starship, Adding to Spacecraft’s Mixed Record
Trump Intends to Cancel All Federal Funds Directed at Harvard