David Maas 🪄

@pixelalchemy.dev

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I'm a software alchemist transmuting math into pixels. Sr. Programmer at Santa Monica Studio. Perpetually bad at social media. https://pixelalchemy.dev/ he/him Known elsewhere as @PathogenDavid

Photo of a fluffy black dog with pointy ears with a goofy look on her face as she licks her own nose.

Photo of the same black lab German shepherd mix curled up behind a young waist-height Norfolk pine. (A Norfolk pine is kind-of like a chaotic Christmas tree.) The pine has several sticky traps meant for fungus gnats staked around its base.

Photo of a black lab German shepherd mix delightfully cuddling with a giant dog toy shaped like the hit 1950’s puppet television star: Lamb Chop! Yes they made these in 2024. Yes they are definitely meant to be dog toys (they squeak and are sold as such.) No they aren’t rebooting the franchise or anything, I’m baffled why these dog toys exist too. I tried looking into it and couldn’t find anything.

A screenshot of a list of words. I feel like it'd be annoying to screenreaders if I actually listed out all 103 of them so here's a selection of them: Cell, cheep, chi, chilli, chip, chippie, cipzel, cliche, clip, eel, epic, heel, heh, hell, help, hi, hip, hippie, ice, icicle, ill, leech, lichee, lie, lip, pee, peel, peep, phi, phiz, pi, piece, pill, pizzelle, pile, zee, zilch, zip, zizzle.