pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

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FIFA World Cup 2026 LIVE updates: Spain stroll past France 2-0 in blockbuster semi-final in Dallas
The “Oh fuck you’re gonna make me come” meme with the word “home” added after “come” and the World Cup trophy superimposed on the face of the lady who is going to come
Finger curls on monkey paw
Variety headline: “Abraham Zapruder Will Never Direct a Superhero Movie 'Unless Spider-Man Happens To Be Driving Past And Someone Blows His Brains Out'”
Homer: I’ll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything will work out.
The Guardian article: “Experience: we found a baby on the subway - now he's our 26-year-old son”
The cover of the single “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy
Screenshot from the Nintendo website - Intense Space Combat: Hop into your Arwing, a high-performance aerospace fighter, and use laser blasts to take down opposing forces. You can also brake in mid-air to get enemies off your tail (no pun intended), and, of course, pull off barrel rolls to defend against incoming fire. Protection Against Perverse Enjoyment: The animal characters are not intended to provide sexual gratification. The Switch 2 console will shut down if it detects that the player is becoming aroused.
Chris Morris from the Paedoggedon episode of Brass Eye
Homer’s drunk postcard to Marge
HE MAY HAVE OCEAN MADNESS BUT THAT’S NO EXCUSE FOR OCEAN RUDENESS.
Batman Begins actor John Nolan dies aged 87 as nephew Christopher Nolan pays tribute
Pitchfork headline: “Watch Geese Cover Justin Bieber's Baby at Coachella 2026”
Super Contra arcade title screen
Roger Meyers Jr. (louder): Here are two free passes Homer: That’s better.
Transparent legs Geodude now with the shutterstock watermark on him
The planet Earth being flipped off
A chart showing data
Norman Rockwell’s ‘Freedom of Speech’
Poster for Dune 3 with the text “Dune pronounced correctly, not the American way where it sounds like ‘doon’”
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
Cool Spot, Fido Dido, Aero the Acro-Bat, Bubsy, Jazz Jackrabbit, Dizzy’s Excellent Adventures, Titus Fox, Plok, Agro Soar
Not in word list: MOONMANIA
Homer telling Roger Meyers Jr. his ideas: WHENEVER WILL STANCIL'S NOT POSTING ALL THE OTHER POSTERS SHOULD BE ASKING "WHERE'S WILL STANCIL?"
The cover of The Boatman’s Call featuring Rat Fink driving a speedboat
The Terminator: Future Shock (1995)
Outcast (1999)
Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”
Disney Captain Hook
2026 is set to be the Year of Geese
Mike F tweet: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed
Reels: TOP 10 RACIST WWE WRESTLERS
Top artist according to Apple Music: David Bowie (1056 minutes)
The Pokédex entry for Exeggutor
YouTube screenshot of the Kiss song “Ass City”. Paul Stanley is singing “ASS CITY, OOH ASS CITY / I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WHILE I’M VISITING ASS CITY”
LA Times article: “John Carpenter has been thinking about death lately. Not in the way you imagine”
An exchange between Kaleb and James from Episode 68: Stop Sweating: Kaleb: So, here's the idea. I'm gonna play Irene, a chocoholic. And you're a man, okay? And you're just kind of talking to her at some sort of business casual work function, all right? All right. Yeah, go ahead and start improvising at me. James: Hey, Irene, I haven't met you yet. What are you about? Kaleb: I consider myself a chocoholic. I'm into all of it. I'm into all of it and I'm totally indiscriminating when I have to be. Hershey bars, Ghirardelli chocolate, See's chocolate. I'm an ardent proponent of fascism, Hershey bars, you name it, I love it all. James: Hold on, did you just say you were an ardent proponent of fascism? Kaleb: Yeah, I love chocolate. Me and chocolate were utterly inseparable. I believe in neither the possibility nor the utility of perpetual peace.
A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson
Wheel of Fortune answer “I’m On My Way” from the Simpsons
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell
A. Public Safety: We keep our community safe by stopping people from using our platform for criminal activities. i. Do not coordinate, promote, recruit or disseminate content for criminal organizations, terrorist groups, or human trafficking networks.
A Neutral from Futurama
MISTER POLICE. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
The cover of SimAnt