Paul Jenkins

@pjenkinslab.bsky.social

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Associate Professor, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, Neuroscience, Sports, Occasional trouble-making. Oxford comma enthusiast. Hates cilantro. He/him. Views are my own.

A tomato vine absolutely loaded with tomatoes
The Grotto in Ann Arbor
My daughters overlooking Gullfoss in Iceland
Big red tomato
Yellow goatfish
6 racks of baby back ribs smoking over hickory and apple
Several 6-8 foot tall indeterminate tomato vines, bearing large green tomatoes, that sadfuck Elon Musk will never enjoy
He did say that
Brindled greyhound outstretched on an ottoman in the sun
Me, my wife, and two daughters, along with our two greyhound boys walking on a trail in Nichols Arboretum in Ann Arbor.
29 gallon tank with blue background. Neon and ember tetras, Venezuela orange tetras, otocinclus, and amano shrimp
A bookshelf with Goodman and Gliman and Volumes 2 and 3 of Molecular Cloning
A driveway scene with all-grain brewing setup
Scene from SNL where Will Ferrell says "To Bill Braske!" and the other guys at the bar respond "To Bill Braske!"
Me with National championship winning couches, Lloyd Carr and Dusty May
A male ruby-throated hummingbird feeds from a feeder as viewed through a water-covered lens. Super trippy.
A smallmouth bass is held against my fly rod so I can get a measurement, 15 inches
One week old bluebird chicks being for food, mouths wide
A male ruby-throated hummingbird sits perched on a feeder
Finished pork butt fresh from the smoker
A smoked pork butt with smoky bark glistens on the grill
A male Eastern bluebird eats suet while perched on a feeder
A clutch of four blue eggs sits in a nest inside a bluebird meeting box
Hey, national champion Elliot Cadeau, how do you think Gracie did on her prelim exam? Elliot: <Holds up two "ok" symbols as he runs down the court>
Map of approximate tornado path in Ann Arbor at ~1:45am on April 15, 2026
A wall has completely collapsed at Veteran's park ice arena in Ann Arbor
A view of Hāpuna Beach in the big island
A gentleman in a tux holds a nice smallie
A picture of a man that once snorted heroin off a toilet seat blaming "corruption at the NIH" for a lack of cures for Alzheimer's disease.
A figure pokes a stick at an oval that says "Pending IRG Review" and says "C'mon, do something..."
Inside my blbiliography page shows 8 publications
Ted Striker pilots the shuttle headed into the sun
A coed draft league hockey team class in pink jerseys
Nathan MacKinnon, from Team Canada, receives a pass on the backdoor in front of a wide-open net. The goalie is facing the other post still. How this was not a goal will baffle me forever.
Listing of the seasons, including winter and fool's spring, which we are currently in.
Two lazy-ass greyhounds are cuddled up together on a coach in jammies, as per usual.
Street-style tteokbokki in a bowl
Olive wooly bugger with gold bead head and crystal flash. #4
A windswept snowy landscape, far too tough for Jeremy to handle
Paul in front of the Karl Theodor bridge in Heidelberg
Neuschwanstein Castle
God's bagel, a Panera Asiago classic
A hefeweizen sits on a table outside the congress hall near the Nazi parade grounds in Nuremberg
Paul and his wife at the Christmas market in the Nuremberg city center
Google calendar entry: Call, 2:30-3:30pm. No other relevant details provided.
Ingredient list for Honey nut cheerios, complete with methyl
Study section information from ERA Commons is replaced with generic field codes. Site is busted.
Members of the Jenkins lab pose for a photo with Paul wearing a wig.
Drill press stand in a garage
Fish and chips from a pub near Deal on the English channel
Two greyhounds, wearing pajamas, sitting on a couch
Three people posing for a photo in front of the FamilieSCN2A booth at the 2025 AES meeting.
Paul taking a selfie in front of the two Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl trophies
A Sichuan boiled fish stew in a copper cauldron, many chiles and Sichuan peppercorns float on the surface.
"Scientist" holding micropipette incorrectly, like Mike probably does
A NYC bagel with lox and chive cream cheese, toasted because I'm not a monster
Graph of participation and inflation-adjusted spending on the SNAP program from 2000-2024. While participation in the program did, unsurprisingly, go up (~50%) in the wake of COVID, annualized spending has been relatively flat since 2010. No part of this graph shows a "many fold" increase.
Graph of participation and inflation-adjusted spending on the SNAP program from 2000-2024. While participation in the program did, unsurprisingly, go up (~50%) in the wake of COVID, annualized spending has been relatively flat since 2010. No part of this graph shows a "many fold" increase.
Lotte Bjerre Knudsen standing in front of a projector screen giving a talk at the University of Michigan
A disgraceful "president" sits in front of a destroyed Gaza with a "Mission Accomplished" banner hanging in the background