Marsha Lynch

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Cupcake Mercenary Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice

Plastic holly berries in a box being counted for summer inventory
Still life of my desk in the warehouse featuring my new SALTY decal
my brother Jody & I. Looks like 1982, lol wow
Tricky Dick Nixon and his b&w Cocker Spaniel Checkers at the white house. Nixon's wearing a casual over jacket and Checkers is wearing a red leash and looking like he'd like to go inside, please
It was dollar hot dog day at Slugger Field. They had very obviously frozen leftover hot dogs for a while - not just the sausages, but the buns as well. Each one had been wrapped in foil and held in a steamer for hours. Yeah, I put ketchup on it FIGHT ME
Chihuly rickhouse ceiling at Maker's Mark Distillery in Loretto, KY USA
Jamie Lee Curtis as Donna Berzatto in The Bear (7 Fishes episode, S2)
1970s pop star Helen Reddy ("I am Woman")
Racehorse Great White with jockey on the track. This is a VERY large colt for racing. He's grey with a white blaze that covers almost his whole face
Thousands of silver julep cup flower arrangements including pink stargazer lilies (official flower of The Oaks) mixed with red roses (trad Derby flower)
Photo of my neck and right shoulder with a nasty bruise acquired by tripping and falling into a rando empty cast iron guy wire anchor jutting out of the asphalt for no particular reason. Six inches to one side & the day might have ended very differently. Lol.
B&W photo of the incomparable Eartha Kitt
tiny tree frogs camping out in a vivid fuschia dahlia blossom
A plush toy rooster, in the sun
Photo of an amputee pitching cornhole with an inset photo of his mugshot after he was arrested for murder
Marketing image of Van Leeuwen Dr. Seuss' Hats Off Sundae Swirl Ice Cream
Blue Ribbon Butterscotch Dipped Ice Cream Bars
Jack Black in the film School of Rock, sporting a "Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky" shirt
an Easter lily blossom with yellow anther needing removed
A can of BLASTER DRY LUBE with TEFLON Work it like a Pro
A missing pet poster for a peacoctopus. "MISSING/NO COLLAR". Found on a telephone pole at 4th & Oak. All the phone numbers that would normally fringe the bottom of the poster have been torn off.
Plated fried dumplings with a golden crunchy cornstarch skirt. This isn't my photo or my dumplings, but I do know how to make them now
Marketing image of Skippy P.B. Bites, this one is coconut caramel. From their GIRL SCOUT COOKIE LINE
Marketing image, Russell Stover Coconut Cream Egg
Marketing image of Red Rock Deli Red Curry Coconut Potato Chips
Twin Peaks Title Screen Meme Generator image that reads "With Big Naturals". This is a throwback to a format post from a few months ago, which nobody will remember
Horse peeking over the roof at Thorobred Lounge, a strip club in Louisville KY
Grapevine porch bunny, garnished
Marketing image of Bugles Nacho Cheese, which are flavored both ways: naturally AND artificially. Sadly my bag did not have the "America's #1 Finger Hat" badge like the one in this photo
the ancient GIF of Techno Viking
A box of Mexican Velveeta American Cheese
Market image of a 12 pack of Mountain Dew Dragon Fruit cans. The colors are a weird combo of dark pink, maroon, easter grass green and teal
Pothos on a pole. Credit: Linda's Flowers, well done, good photo
7 ft Easter Bunny with giant carrot
Selfie of me wearing stripes in front of a black & white shower curtain. Red hair cut into a short pixie today.
photo of a dozen red roses in a standard clear urn-shaped vase, embraced lovingly in the finest snow white waxed (!) tissue paper, fastened with a single, invisible staple
A green elf boot with a curly toe & jingle bell
Behemoth Marie, a petite galaxy tortie, in her window seat
B&W selfie of me at a CD release party in a shoe store. Leather jacket, pigtails, Louisville beanie
Someone sporting Pennywise panties
One of a pair of fried egg earrings in a little silver skillet. Sunny side up!
Me, age 7, with our first dog, Hushpuppy
some very church-y ecclesiastical cookies
Wooden springerle multi-mold, a little non-traditional in subject matter Most often Christmas-themed, they also feature lots of flowers, wildlife, and intricate religious images like crosses or the Nativity
Elaborate hand-tinted springerle cookies, traditionally flavored with anise oil Pretty to look at, but BLECH
My feet clad in the sacred pink studded Doc Marten oxfords
Silver-grey damask "loafers" with a studded faux buckle-strap over the laces. An extremely squared-off toe and a chunky block heel make for a rather pigrim-y profile, but fuck it, I'd wear these with enthusiasm. That's what I call Pilgrim's Progress.
Promotional image: 20 oz Dragon Fruit Mt. Dew. The beverage is pink, and the label/logo is in pinks & greens
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog saying his catchphrase "...for me to poop on"
Wiley Wiggins as Mitch Kramer in the 1993 film "Dazed and Confused"
A section of wall in our silk florals showroom. I gathered all the tropicals & succulents together to make this display. I even put on a wall treatment & jungled up the shelves with astroturfery
Classic vintage Whee-Lo* toy; a sort of prehistoric gyroscopic fidget spinner *Notespelling
photo of dandelion foliage
Promotional image for PopTarts Ice Cream Sandwiches, Frosted Strawberry flavor with strawberry ice cream filling
Riverfront Coliseum Cincinnati OH