Crossroads Pony

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A male chupa and a male bat sit in the back seat of a car. The chupa is grey and has on a green tanktop and red ballcap. He is cowering somewhat with a pouting expression while clutching a book to his chest that says "War and More War" The brown-furred bat is smaller but looms over the chupa with a supremely annoyed glare. His feet are propped onto the front seat, and he wears only a gold pocketwatch on a blue ribbon around his neck. The style of the scene is a light nod toward the art of Don Bluth.
A six panel comic. The first panel shows a smaller male wolf kicking a large male wolf in the crotch. The second panel shows a male bat kicking a male chupa in the crotch. In the third and fourth panels, the crotch-kicked fellas are down on the ground, and the wolf and bat are pointing to each other across the frame. Wolf: Hey, you kick your boyfriend in the balls, too?!? Bat: You bet ya big fat ass I do! In the fifth panel, the wolf asks the bat "So, wanna hook up?" The bat replies, "Heh, sounds perfect..." In the sixth panel, we can see that both terrible boyfriends have kicked each other in their terrible crotches
A shirtless male chupa jumps onto the back of a wheelchair, which is occupied by a massive female chupa. Her arms are very muscular, though her legs are thin from years of paralysis. She wears a blue short-sleeve button-down shirt and green shorts. Her expression is furious beyond adequate description, no doubt directed over her shoulder at the hitch-hiker. The male chupa is also muscular, with grey fur and a white patch on his chest. His tail tuft has pink dye on the tips, and a red piercing is located near the end of his tail. Two red studs also mark his lower jaw. He has an expression of raw delight, eyes closed and mouth open to let out an elated "wooooo~". Only one wheel of the chair is on the ground, and the viewer can imagine that disaster is no doubt just around the corner (she gonna beat his ass, y'all)
An illustration depicting three bats in some kind of bar with a stage. Two of the bats are on a round stage, while the third bat is in the foreground. Curtains surround the stage and colorful string lights stretch across them. Two spotlights are focused on the bats on stage, with a red light on the left bat, and a blue light on the right. The left bat is an older male, leaning on a bone cane held with one hand. The other hand holds a wireless microphone that he raps into with a taunting expression aimed at the other bat on stage. He has gold bands around the base of his ears, and a bamboo necklace adorned with various symbols. Gold bands are also looped around his ankles. The bat on the right side of the stage also holds a wireless microphone, but he is leaning back with a shocked expression. He appears to be off-balance and perhaps aghast by the raw skill of the old-ass motherfucker spittin' bars across from him. He has a black newsboy cap, a silver nose-ring, two silver studs in his jaw, a black collar with silver studs, and a purple poncho with an orange stripe down the middle. The bat in the foreground is holding a cocktail made of an orange liquid, a cherry, and a small paper umbrella. He is doing a spit-take to the side, as the orange liquid spews from his mouth around his large buckteeth. His ears and eyebrow are adorned with a mix of silver and gold studs. It would seem he is also taken aback by the old man's skills. Youngin's, amirite.
An illustration depicting a bat standing on a tall wooden post, grinning sadistically as he throws a bucket of water onto a muscular male chupa. The bat is brown and has a black cap and collar, as well as a silver nose ring and two silver studs in his upper jaw. A poncho covers his upper body. The chupa appears to have been sleeping in a hammock, but has been startled awake by the water, vaguely attempting to cover himself as the water splashes against his cheek, chest, and left arm. He is shirtless and is only wearing a pair of blue cutoff shorts. His fur is grey and his claws are painted pink. A red piercing is near the end of his tail, and two red studs line his lower jaw. These two character totally share a very healthy relationship I promise.
An illustration of three characters standing in a kitchen that is located inside of an ice cave. The cabinets and countertops are built into walls of ice, and a single stalactite hangs down from the back left corner. One of the characters is a tan-colored chupa male. He is wearing no shirt, a bronze chain necklace with a key, and shorts with a brown belt. The fur on his chest and stomach is a lighter shade of tan. His hair is brown and is fashioned into a messy mullet. He is currently snickering with both eyes closed and a hand over his muzzle as if suppressing the laughter. His claws are painted baby blue. A male bat sits on his shoulder, eyes also closed, with one hand over his muzzle as if exasperated. He wears a black newsboy cap, a black collar with silver studs, and a purple poncho with a vertical orange stripe down the middle. He also has a silver nose-ring and silver earring in his right ear. His other hand is resting in the hair of the chupa he's perched upon. The last character is also a shirtless male chupa, equally muscular but noticeably shorter than the first chupa. He stands in the foreground with his hands planted on either side of a brightly-colored birthday cake. The cake has fuchsia frosting and neon-green icing. Five red candles are lit atop the cake, and orange silhouettes of feral dogs playing adorn the side of the cake. This chupa is grey, with a patch of white fur on his chest, tapering to a point above his stomach. A tattoo saying "RESIST" stretches across his left shoulder and bicep. His expression is incredulous, bordering on angry, and he is looking over his shoulder at the other two with a speech bubble above his head that reads "Blow 'em out?!? Then why set 'em on fire to start with?!" His tail tuft is also white, with faint streaks of pink near the tips. A red bar is pierced through the end of his tail, and a red ring rests around it. Two studs in his lower jaw are the same shade of red. He's adorable and dumb and I love him.
A series of storyboard images of a male bat and two male chupas discussing the movie "Now You See Me 2" and lamenting the choice of title, rather than the obvious "Now You Don't"
Still frames for an animation that depicts a bat and two male chupas discussing the movie titled "Now You See Me 2", which ends in the grey male chupa flipping their table in frustration
Three bat characters stand together in front of a bar. The bat on the left is grinning and pointing at something to the right of the camera; he is wearing a black cap, a single silver earring in his right ear, a silver nose-ring, a black collar with silver studs, and a purple poncho with an orange strip down the front. The middle bat is more muscular than either of his companions, and he is smiling while looking at the bat on the right. The muscular bat has a chain tattoo on his right arm, which is wrapped around the bat on the left, and he is holding a highball glass. His face and ears are adorned with a mix of gold and silver studs and rigs. The bat on the right is pale, almost white and pink, and his eyes are red as opposed to the orange/yellow eyes of his companions. He has one foot raised and sports a jovial expression, with one hand holding the shoulder of the middle bat and the other held out invitingly.
Two characters are on a boat in the middle of some kind of tempest. One of them is a bat, perched atop the crow's nest of the mast. He is wearing a poncho and has rain splashing against him as he points down and yells at the second figure. This second figure is a male chupa wearing an orange rain slicker, yelling back up to the bat as he struggles to hold the line of a sail being blown fiercely by the wind. Upon closer inspection, we can see the bat is being an asshole about his hat being blown away, and he somehow expects the other guy to get it for him. So rude.
a small creature watches on with horror as a smaller-but-foreshortened-creature rummages in his poncho for some device of devious intent
A bat stands in a doorway with his hands on his hips, frowning at two male chupas who are kneeling in front of one another with gleeful expressions. Both chupas are shirtless, and the grey chupa is wearing cutoff shorts and pointing at a set of glowing fake vampire teeth in his mouth, while the larger chupa across from him grins back with his own set of false glowing teeth. The bat is definitely gonna whoop their asses in a minute or two.
A screenshot depicting a blocked account (the account belongs to a known fascist organization)
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A video depicting a male bat and male chupa acting out a gag from the animated series Family Guy. The two are offered the option of taking a free boat, or a 'mystery box'. Samael (the chupa) excitedly takes the mystery box because he's an idiot and Andee (the bat) is there to witness it all.
A screenshot of a Blender workspace that shows a grease pencil sketch of three characters. On the left is a bat, smirking and looking at the center character, who is a male chupa mid-shout with a finger raised into the air. On the right is a different chupa holding a drink with a straw, and who is also looking at the center character. wait he's batman??
A screenshot of a Blender workspace showing a chupa, a bat, and a character offscreen lowering a box covered with question marks onto a desk.
Lineart of two bats looking at a chupa seated on a bench inside of a prison cell
A black and white animated loop shows a pair of bat feet walking across a stone floor and casting a long shadow over a set of parallel bars toward the camera.
Three chupas and a bat sit inside of a log ride in the midst of going down a steep slope. The three chupas are male, and the largest one has a smaller one in a tight embrace while grinning; the guy he's holding onto looks a little more wild-eyed and unsure of all this splashing and clinging. The male chupa in the back of the ride is gripping into the leg of the bat, who is attempting to fly away. The bat appears rather furious at this turn of events -- clearly he is not a fan of the upcoming splash, but it doesn't look like he's going to have a choice. Water is bursting out from either side of the log, and a beam of late-day sunlight creates a small rainbow among the sparkles and splashes, adding to the absolute gayness of the whole image.
A male bat and female chupa are shown from a low angle, both glaring at the camera. The bat has an oversized tan coat draped over his body, a white dress shirt, and a blue tie. He grips a silver dagger in one hand. The chupa is in a wheelchair and has muscular arms crossed over her chest. Her shirt is a flannel with the sleeves rolled up, and she has a trucker's cap on her head. Behind them, an eerie forest looms with beams of green light piercing through their figures. (spoiler alert the bat is dressed up as Castiel and the chupa is dressed up as Bobby, both from Supernatural)
Three male chupas are gathered at a table. One of them, a rather beefy lad wearing only cutoff shorts, paints the claws of the middle chupa while appearing to chat with his eyes closed. The middle chupa sits across from the shirtless one, looking extremely unnerved. He's wearing a black T-shirt and shorts, and his tail is curled nervously around a leg of the table. The third chupa stands behind the second, holding up a massive pink feather boa and laughing. He wears a long sleeve shirt and a shirt. They are situated in a room with brick walls, a bed, a record player and some sort of cabinet. It all seems very gay.
Two ponies stand across from one another in a corridor with a deep red cityscape visible through the window behind them. The pony on the left is a unicorn with black fur and a well-kept mane, sporting a flower and several sparkling stars on his hip. The other pony is also male, has dark blue fur, a mechanical front left leg and a half-cape that covers part of his body. He is also a unicorn, with a gem around his horn, an eye-patch, and his hip sports the head of a raven. His tail is also cropped short. The two seem somewhat surprised to see one another, and their expressions are mix of apprehensive and sheepish, with a touch of super-gay-longing. One of them is gayer than the other (the left one) but they're both super-gay, trust me.
A screenshot showing the bluesky app, the Kroger app, the android clock app and the imgur app from left to right
A male bat and male chupa are both on a couch in a non-descript living room. The bat is hunched over and arching his back with a cavernous yawn, his eyes closed and claws tearing thin lines into the couch cushions. He's got a pretty cool hat, a nose ring, an earring and a bangin' collar. The male chupa is stretching out on the lower part of the couch, his spine twisted a full 180 degrees as he reaches out with both hands and one leg. The other leg is cocked and he has an curious/pleased/inscrutable smile as he stretches. They're both super cute.
A bat wearing a poncho and collar drives a motorboat away from the viewer and toward a sunset, using one arm to keep a muscular male chupa seated behind him. The bat is looking over a shoulder, not at his companion but at a glow emanating from somewhere behind the bat. The bat's expression is a mixture of muted anger and defiant pride, perhaps appreciating the destruction the two are in the midst of fleeing. The chupa has a few visible injuries but seems wholly focused upon and somewhat awestruck by the bat.
A bat fires a massive handgun at something off-screen while a large male chupa catches a smaller male chupa; they both appear very startled by the unexpected gunshot. The bat looks confident and rather pleased with himself. They are all standing in a swampy-lookin' kinda place. Splatters of blood coat the two chupas, and additional sprays of blood are seen on the border, presumably from whatever (or whoever) the bat has shot. The noise of the gunshot was "cra-KOW", as evidenced by the barely-legible handwriting in the picture.
A bat flies toward the camera with a confident expression before he trips on the edge of a bar, loses his hat, rolls and slides toward the viewer. His hat eventually lands on his head again and he looks frustrated. The captions read: "Eheh, what's up, bitche--WHOA SHIT!" *thump* *wild flailing* *thud* *thwip* "Ahh, fuck me..."
Two male chupas kick a third male chupa wearing body armor. The chupa on the left has two prosthetic lower legs and the chupa on the right is wearing only cutoff shorts.
A male bat tells a male chupa that's he's pretty, then slaps him The dialogue reads: Bat (Andee): So pretty Chupa (Samael): Why thank you Andee: Would be such a shame to ruin with words... Samael: Aw thanks-- [smack] Samael: What the heck!? (The bat looks pleased with themselves, the chupa looks sad)
A muscular chupa male does a big ol' stretch, all contorted 'n shit. One leg is straight up, the other is on the ground. He got them fake legs, too. He's grabbin' that leg on the ground while another chupa who looks pretty beefy but pretty short watches raptly. SUPER raptly. They're in a sweet room with wooden floors and a bunkbed and a window. Everyone's jealous of them.