The Sovereign Planet of the Moon

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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

AN ILLUSTRATION OF PLANET EARTH WITH A SELF-CONGRATULATORY RIBBON, THROWING ITSELF A LITTLE PARTY. TEXT: CONGRATULATIONS, FIRST KNOWN PLANET WITH FOOD SCARCITY AND A TRILLIONAIRE AT THE SAME TIME.
PLANET EARTH, A SHITTY MOTHER.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON LOOKING COOL AS HELL AND HOT AS FUCK.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON LOOKIN’ REAL GOOD AND GIVING “FUCK ME” LIPS
DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES WITH GUY FIERI, HUMAN.
THE BAT SIGNAL CONNECTED TO THE BATPHONE.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON READY TO CATCH THAT BASEBALL ANY TIME.
A VAGUELY SUGGESTIVE ILLUSTRATION OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON’S CORE.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.
THE TOP PUBLIC HEALTH OFFICIAL OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SAYS:
GMORK SAYS TO ATREYU:
BLUESKY’S KERNING PROBLEM EXPOSED BY THE SPACELESS JUXTAPOSITION OF “L” AND “Y” AND THE COMICALLY LARGE GAP BETWEEN THEM.
PLANET EARTH AND EVERYONE ON IT IN THE SAME ORBIT AROUND THE SUN.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON STARING AT YOU THROUGH A HOLE IN THE TREES.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON, WITH PLANET EARTH CROPPED OUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS GETTING HIGH.
THE DUDE IN A GROCERY STORE. SOMETIMES THERE’S A MAN.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON APPRECIATING THE POST BELOW.
A PLANET OF MORONS. TEXT READS “FUCKOS.”
MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S DEMEANING DEFINITION OF LYCANTHROPY: lycanthropy noun ly·​can·​thro·​py lī-ˈkan(t)-thrə-pē 1 : a delusion that one has become a wolf 2 : the assumption of the form and characteristics of a wolf held to be possible by witchcraft or magic
CHEWBACCA DELIVERS THE WEATHER REPORT.
THE RALLY MONKEY HONKIN’ A SAX.
SOVEREIGN PLANETS ALIGNED. (PLANET EARTH IS ALSO IN THE PHOTO IN THE FOREGROUND.) 📸 REN THEELEN
EDDIE VALIANT AND JESSICA RABBIT.
WERNER HERZOG SAYS:
WERNER HERZOG SAYS:
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON SMOKING A CIGARETTE AFTER.
TIM CURRY IN “CLUE” ISSUING A COMMAND.
THE TEXT, WHICH IS LAUGHABLE, READS: Capturing a Global Mood of Connection, Comfort, and Harmony The Pantone Color of the Year program engages the design community and colour enthusiasts in a conversation around colour, highlighting the relationship between colour and culture. Pantone selects a colour each year that captures the global zeitgeist—the Color of the Year express a global mood and an attitude, reflecting collective desire in the form of a single, distinct hue. For 2025, the Pantone Color Institute selects PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse, a warming, brown hue imbued with richness. It nurtures us with its suggestion of the delectable qualities of chocolate and coffee, answering our desire for comfort.
A FANCY BOWL OF EDIBLE FECES. PANTONE COLOR OF THE YEAR 2025: MOCHA MOUSSE (A.K.A. SHIT BROWN). 17-1230 33, 53, 59, 9 #A47764
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND VENUS SHINING LIGHT UPON A MCDONALDS IN NEAR PERFECT ALIGNMENT.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON WITH FLAMIN’ HOT LIPS.
SCHEMATIC OF A TYRANNOSAURUS REX VIS-A-VIS CHICKEN FEATHERS.
A SCREENSHOT OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON’S BLUESKY ACCOUNT WITH ITS MANY DEVOTED FOLLOWERS.
WERNER HERZOG SAYS…
WENER HERZOG SAYS…
THE NEW LOGO DESIGN FOR MOUNTAIN DEW, WHICH IS A SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT, AND WHICH BRINGS GOOD TIDINGS FOR PREROLL ADS ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON HAVING A LITTLE WEED, AS A TREAT.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND THE NEW MOON TEMPORARILY HANGING OUT.
NASTY ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN EATING MULTIPLE SAUSAGES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE WEARING MULTIPLE WRISTWATCHES.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON MAKING A SEXY FACE.
A MAN, NOT IDEAL, NOT NOBLE, NOT SPARKLING.
DONALD J. TRUMP, AN ELDERLY RAPIST, STANDING ALONE. HIS LOWER HEMISPHERE IS ROTATED 60° CLOCKWISE FROM HIS UPPER HEMISPHERE. HE CANNOT EVEN TIE A FUCKING NECKTIE THE APPROPRIATE LENGTH.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON SMOKING WEED WITH NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF THE EFFECTS.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON ENJOYING A NICE LITTLE TREAT.
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON MAKING A SEXY FACE.
NASA SOCIAL TEAM CELEBRATING THEIR GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT OF SENDING TWO SNEAK THIEVES TO PILFER SOME ROCKS.
A NUBIAN IBEX LOOKING SPLENDID ON A MAGICAL EVENING WITH THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON PERFECTLY CENTERED IN THE HORN.
A SCREENSHOT OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON BEING TAGGED ON A POST BY A POSTER WHO HAS CHOSEN THE SORROWFUL PATH OF BLOCKING THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON ON BLUESKY.
A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON HOTBOXING THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
A DOLPHIN IN A SOMBRERO OBSTRUCTING THE VIEW OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON, AND ALSO SOME OTHER STUFF.
A PICTURE OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IN A LITTLE CATHOLIC CHURCH.
A SCREENSHOT OF THIS ARTICLE ABOUT EXTRAPLANETARY DATA CENTERS DEMANDING TO TRACK ALL YOUR PRIVATE DATA VIA COOKIES.
SCREENSHOT OF SOME MILDLY INSULTING ALT TEXT ON A STUPID OLD PHOTOGRAPH.
A PLANET LOADED WITH FUCKOS.
EARTH ACTOR CHRISTOPHER LLOYD AS DOCTOR EMMET BROWN DELIVERING THE ICONIC LINE ABOUT NOT NEEDING CERTAIN SPECIFIC THINGS.
THE HISTORY CHANNEL GUY QUOTING WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON LOOKING HOT AS FUCK.
YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD OF SPOOKY BLACK CATS, CHAOTIC ORANGE CATS, AND DISTINGUISHED-LOOKING TUXEDO CATS. IF YOU’RE REALLY INTO CATS, YOU MIGHT HAVE EVEN LESSER-KNOWN COLOR VARIANTS LIKE SEAL POINT AND TICKED TABBY. BUT THERE’S OFFICIALLY A NEW CAT COLOR IN TOWN— SALMIAK, OR ‘SALTY LICORICE.’