Planx Constant

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"From that point on, it was all downhill for Musk. He suggested that everyone read Iain Banks for a vision of the future, and Beddoes pointed out that Banks was a socialist. Musk insisted he wasn't. ..."
Lucy from Peanuts holding a football, which she will inevitably yank away just before Charlie Brown can kick it, sending him sprawling into a pile of misery and gullible failure. At some point, the repeated injuries to his dignity and physical health become Charlie Brown's own fault for yet again succumbing to the empty promise that Lucy retains any vestige of honor or empathy within her mendacious soul.
Screenshot of a paragraph from the end of a Mashable article about a company's attempt to sell sex dolls to elementary schools. Text: "Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024. The company recently debuted a new line of unsettlingly lifelike robot companions."
Screenshot of a Mashable article. Headline: "A New York school district is testing robot teachers" Byline: "By Chase DiBenedetto on July 15, 2026" Photo of a proposed robot teacher that is very clearly a repurposed sex doll in a suit. Caption: "Robotix's hyper realistic robots are coming to the classroom." Photo credit: "Patrick T. Fallon / Contributor / AFP via Getty Images"
A camouflage-patterned meshback hat, with embroidered text reading, "Jesus is my savior. Trump is my president." The hat rests on what appears to be the upper shelf of a divorced man's closet.
A picture of dipshit billionaire Palmer Lucky, with a mullet, a weird little nu-metal goatee, and a child's print shirt, over the caption "Why Palmer Luckey thinks AI-powered, autonomous weapons are the future of warfare." Editorial note for the alt tag: he thinks that because he wants governments to pay him billions more dollars for AI-powered autonomous weapons.
The character Switch from the Matrix, aware she's about to die, looks up and shakes her head in denial, saying, "Not like this. Not like this."
A meme from the movie Spy Kids, where Steve Buscemi's mad scientist character is asking, "Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of DEI". In the caption, "DEI" replaces the words "what he's created here on Earth"
The "galaxy brain" meme with 5 panels. Panel 1, next to the smallest brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopuses'". Panel 2, with a larger brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopi'". Panel 3 has the text, "The stem '-pus' comes from Greek, rather than Latin, so the plural of 'octopus' is 'octopodes'". Panel 4 has the text "'-pus' comes from 'pous' which is already an archaic plural of 'pod' so 'octopus' should either not take an infected plural or else use a regularized English suffix". Panel 5, next to the largest cosmic scale brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopuses'".
A screen shot of the moment right before a Nazi gets very satisfyingly punched in the face, with a repost count of 420
An aerial view of the I40 bridge over the Mississippi River, taken from Arkansas looking at Memphis. The Bass Pro Pyramid and St Jude Children's Research Hospital are visible in the background.
An isthmus on the Pacific coast of Costa Rica as the last light of the sun paints the sky. The clouds are orange and purple and pink and yellow, overlaying pockets of pale blue. The broad waves of the ocean have taken on a muted palette in reflection.
An image of footprints on a beach, with the accompanying text: "Once, a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along a beach with the LORD, and as he walked, scenes from his life flashed across the sky above him. He also noticed, as he walked, two sets of footprints in the sand - one belonging to him, and one to the LORD. As the final scene of his life passed overhead, the man noticed something that troubled him - during the lowest, most difficult, and saddest times in his life, there was only one set of footprints. "LORD," said the man, greatly troubled, "You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the days of my life. But now I see that in my moments of greatest tribulation, there is only one set of footprints. At the times I needed You the most, where were You?" The LORD turned to the man and said, "My child, precious child, have you checked your butthole? Skibap bebop butthole.""