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@plasmator.bsky.social

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VLA up close and personal. A large radio dish against a blue sky with scattered clouds.
A black and red stafield showing the milky way
A screenshot of text, which reads: Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person” and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay. -@stimmyabby, Tumblr
Market Cap chart showing the value of Allbirds falling from 4 billion USD to 22 million USD over the course of 4 years. The falloff is dramatic, losing 3/4 of the value in the first 6 months and declining ever since.
A silly frog like creature with sharp teeth on a blue background. Watercolor.
Meme: It heckin wimdy. A fox on a white snowy background. Its ears are being blown back by the wind. Eyes squinted. Large all caps letters read IT HECKIN WIMDY
A lemon pig with 3d printer filament for legs, a foil tail. He looks lost.
It's a Meme, written in Notepad, using a bunch of the new formatting crap they've added to notepad. The header and footer of the document are crammed full of modern junk demonstrating the point. Text reads: STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD - TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS - YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS - Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was caclled "WORDPAD" - "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ?????? ??????????? ?????????????????????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools
The inside view of an inflatable hippo costume. Distended purple nylon, mostly.
A quote by Jake the Dog, of AdventureTime, reads: "Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something". Jake is waving his arms and smiling.
Guy looking at another girl meme, the guy is labeled "Me", the girl holding his hand is labeled "My pile of watercolor supplies", the girl he's looking at is labeled Gouache"
A painting of a woman looking at the camera - a caption reads "90% of the things I worry about never happen. WORRYING WORKS"
A screenshot of an Autodesk Fusion application. A retro coffee table with 3 tapered legs on a rounded arrow-head shaped table. The various buttons and navigation tools are shown.
A 3-egg omelette with roasted parsnips and an arugula salad plated on a grey plate with a green mesh table underneath.
An old joke about drawing owls. The text reads: "How to draw an owl" 1 Draw some circles (two circles are shown) 2 Draw the rest of the fucking owl (a fully drawn and shaded owl is shown).
A can of Vienna Sausages sits next to a Twinkie on a plate. The Twinkie is bitten in half, with half a Vienna Sausage on the inside. A text-overlay says "Achievement unlocked Fancy White Cooking"
A comic strip shows 6 egg-shaped simplistic drawings of are assumedly meant to be people, getting more and more angry as you move left to right. First: Read the controversial book Next: Read a review of the controversial book Next: Read an online critique of the review of the book Next: Read the headline of the online critique of the review of the book Next: Read a tweet about the headline of the critique of the review of the book Final: Hasn't read a word but not letting that get in the way of a good rant
A 4 panel comic by nellucnhoj.com Panel 1: a bike wheel with the text: "Yesterday I went cycling for the first time in twelve years" Panel 2: a foot on a pedal "I thought to myself, John, John you should draw a comic about this" Panel 3: a hand on a bike grip: "Not only to mark the occasion, but also to use it as an excuse to get over your lack of confidence in drawing a person riding a bike" Panel 4: a cloud behind a person in a bike helmet with the bike cropped out of the frame. "Then I thought to myself nah, naaaaahh, feck that" It's a somewhat visual joke in that only 3 components of the bike are ever shown, and there's no drawing of a full bike + rider in the comic.
A double-headed green arrow points to both Alice and Bob. A blue line comes off the center and goes to "A - The Atlantic". To explain: Alice and Bob are typically used as example persons for explaining random cryptography examples. This chart shows the Atlantic as a "man in the middle" or someone who can read their communications. It's a reference to the whole Hegseth SignalGate thing in the press right now. What a mess.
A cobalt blue tarantula painted in watercolors across 6 notebooks. Rough blocking, shading and highlights are in but it's still blocky and lacks details.
Truth Social post from Donald Trump on 3/9/25 which reads "We're going to become so rich, you're not gonna know where to spend all that money. I'm telling you--just watch!"
A chart showing the top 4 billionaires in the world with their net worth and how much they lost so far today. 1 - Elon Musk - $322.7B net worth, down 19.7 billion today. 2 - Jeff Bezos - $209.3B net worth, down 5.8 billion today. 3 - Mark Zuckerberg - $204.4B net worth, down 11.8 billion today. 4 - Larry Ellison - $181.7B net worth, down 10 billion today.
A short, 7 second clip showing two players in a video game. One throws a grenade from off-screen. The other player harpoons them and pulls them back onto the screen and into their own grenade. Epic.
A high desert landscape under a clear blue sky. Mountains in the background. A rocky cliff edge is in the foreground. The areas between are areas of green desert trees and bushes.
icicles on a skull
Looking out a carved doorway in the rock face of the cliff, A blue sky speckled with small white clouds above cliff faces which stand above the ruins of a Pueblo village below.
Susan Wiles, White House Chief of Staff, looking shocked as she hears Trump talking about bulldozing Gaza and "taking it over"
social media post by @carterhambley carter hambly: love when a hotel has a piano in the lobby. should do that with other instruments too. holiday inn should have a tuba
A photograph, pointed down at the ground. Inside a tupperware tub are: A painting of a menger sponge A reference photo of same A little dude peeking out from behind the reference photo
A single-pane cartoon by Tom Toro published in the New Yorker. It shows a man in a ripped up suit next to a few kids around a fire. Everyone is disheveled. A cityscape lies in ruins behind them. The caption reads "Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
A white tile bathroom mostly focused on the shower stall and bathtub, which both feature exposed copper piping coming down from the roof.
A high desert landscape with mountains, desert grasses and trees.
The joke is mostly visual, in that the line by bouquetoftwelve is rendered in the font described by ommanyte. ommanyte: I'm going to make a new font called TImes New Bastard ommanyte: It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif boutquetoftwelve: [in the described font] It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif val-ritz: With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode
A man stands next to a newly installed toilet. A plumber is saying "There's no handle; you need to download the FlushMe app." The caption reads "This app requires access to your contacts" A comment from Kye Lore reads: "The cloud is offline, the company has vanished. No more flushing for you!"
A screenshot of a map showing many lines stretching from a breeding colony of gulls across the ocean near Belgium. Many of the lines extend toward one point. The caption reads "Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be a potato chip factory".
A tweet from George Takei, with all but the first line covered by a "Subscribe to Unlock" button.
An orange with a slit cut for a mouth. A portion of a lemon rests on top. The image bears a striking resemblance to the mugshot of the former guy.