Matt

@plasticdeer.bsky.social

569 Followers 666 Following

Pulled out of a peat bog. Residing in Austin. Third thing.

Kool-aid man posing as a single hydrogen atom in its natural habitat.
Stimpy can’t resist pushing the shiny red button.
New York Subway Juice written in New York Knicks font.
New York Subway Juice written in New York Knicks font.
Sourdough man doing great.
A dumb tech billionaire’s avatar standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Zuck stuck in the metaverse.
Cheeky prime minister on zipline.
John Lennon walking normally
Car salesman could totally be a pedophile because he is so smart.
Snowflake thinks whistles stills be outlawed.
Doom scrolling with tha crew.
This is me, in 2026.
I am the Walrus?
A bird sits on top of an anti-bird sign.
Me going into 2025.