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(🏳️‍⚧️She/her, 21, bi🏳️‍🌈) | I play the viddy gums | Autismic | Makoto Kino in Real Life

US box art for R: Racing Evolution for the PlayStation 2, showing protagonist Rena Hayami posing in front of a yellow-painted Dodge Viper Competition Coupe. She has her helmet in her right hand, and her racing suit is partially unzipped, revealing her cleavage and some of her bra.
US box art for Alfa Romeo Racing Italiano for the PlayStation 2, showing two red Alfa Romeo cars on opposite ends of a corner.
US box art for Mario Kart DS
Sonic's ending screen in Sonic Advance, in which he jumps off the Tornado and gives a thumbs-up pose midair. Birds follow the Tornado in its wake. The on-screen text reads: "CONGRATULATIONS!; THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!"
US box art for Road Rash II for the SEGA Genesis, showing two bikers duking it out; one throws a punch to the face while the other is moving to lash a chain.
US box art for Road Rash for the SEGA Genesis, showing a cyclist dressed in black pushing over his opponent in red and white, toppling him off his bike.
Makoto Kino thumbs up and wink
CA-1113 with a bell pepper on her head
A clip from SkyRoads for DOS PCs, showing the spaceship flying through a level in the Satellite world where it has to make some very big leaps. At the end, it crashes into a tunnel and makes the Deltarune explosion sound.
Store page art for Curse Crackers: For Whom The Belle Toils, showing the titular Belle doing an acrobatic pose while throwing her little bell friend Chime directly at you.
A screencap from Spider-Man (2002) of Peter pointing at a Porsche 911 'S' Turbo in a magazine ad.
A poster for the 2002 movie, Spider-Man, showing the titular man of spiders climbing up the side of a tall building in his suit.
A clip from Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils, showing Belle repeatedly doing the slide jump thing in her front yard.
A screencap of my RetroAchievements page, showing the mastered set for Virtua Racing Deluxe. I got the last achievement after 44 hours and 31 minutes over 4 days and 9 minutes.
A screencap from Angry Birds of the Egg Defender bonus levels from Chapter 9: Red's Mighty Feathers. All fifteen of them have been beaten with three stars.
Japanese box art for Virtua Racing Deluxe for the Super 32X addon to the SEGA Mega Drive. The game's three cars -- the Formula and the new Prototype and Stock cars beside it -- sit parked on a race track, posed for the camera, with their respective specs typed out in the foreground beside them. There's also three low-poly race queens from the arcade game in the top-right corner holding umbrellas.
A screnshot from Phineas & Ferb for the Nintendo DS, showing Perry making that sound he makes. The text box renders it as "Gyururururururu..."
EU box art for the Platinum release of TOCA Touring Car Championship for the PlayStation, showing a photo of a yellow Renault and a blue Audi going bumper-to-bumper through a corner.
US box art for the Dreamcast port of Eighteen Wheeler: American Pro Trucker, showing Texas Hawk's truck, the Asphalt Cowboy, running ahead of the rival truck (whose name I can't find) rear-ending a bystander car so hard that it explodes.
A screencap of my RetroAchievements page, showing the entry for SEGA Rally Championship Plus: Netlink Edition on the Saturn fully mastered.
Box art for the PC port of Daytona USA: Championship Circuit Edition, retitled Daytona USA Deluxe. It is the same but taller and with different logos on the edges.
US box art for Daytona USA: Championship Circuit Edition, showing the newly-redesigned Hornet and Oriole cars from the game driving past the stone arch in Desert City and off the frame of the course screenshot.
My updated 12 for 12 Challenge image, now with Gravity Circuit checked off the list.
The results screen from my first playthrough of Gravity Circuit. At 6h29m46.03s clear time, I finished with 2,856 points of damage taken, 62 deaths, 1,111 enemies beaten, 60/64 citizens rescued, 73/80 compendium entries found (with only 3% researched), 13/20 booster chips bought, 18/20 burst techniques unlocked, and 7/12 armor paints found (with 45% bought).
A flyer for the Gauntlet arcade cabinet from Atari Games, showing four players playing on the standard upright cabinet: three everyday people on the left and front control panels, and a businessman on the right panel posing for the camera with a shit-eating grin. A quote at the top reads: "GAUNTLET IS A PHENOMENON. IT'S THE HIGHEST EARNING GAME WE'VE EVER HAD!" -- Shane Breaks, Atari Games Corporation
A flyer for the Defender arcade cabinet, showing off the upright and cocktail cabinets edited onto a photograph from the Apollo 11 moon landing, featuring a spaceman walking on the surface of the moon. The taglines read: "Out of this world entertainment!; Record-breaking earnings!"
European box art for Super Paper Mario for the Nintendo Wii. In the center of a yellow vignette, Mario jumps through Lineland in the 3D perspective, followed by Tippi and sorrounded by Peach, Bowser, and Luigi. In the bottom-right corner, the paper peels up to reveal Count Bleck just kinda floating under it.
A gif of a crash in Stage 4 of Hang-On (played via Shenmue) captioned "I love walkable cities in America!!!"
Cudge from Paper Mario shouting "CUNT!" at the top of his lungs
Poster for White Chicks.
A comparison image of two versions of the Pringles logo, the first from 2009 featuring more detail in the Pringles Man's hair and mustache, and the second from 2020 being more simplistic.
Box art for the Nintendo DS port of Speed Racer: The Videogame, showing Speed in the Mach 6 sliding through a light corner suspended in the air, followed closely by Trixie and Racer X.
Box art for Sideswiped for the Nintendo DS, showing a moderately damaged car speeding down a city street past an explosion that has trashed two other cars and sent them airborne.
Box art for the Japan-exclusive PS1 game, Running High, showing three runners (Hariya, Woody, and Antoine) close together on a straightaway, Woody leaping into the air to attempt to jump over Hariya.
A poster for Steel, showing Johnny in the Steel suit (sans helmet) behind art of him and Martin walking in the junkyard.
A screencap from Super Paper Mario, showing Peach with the Flipped, De-Jumped, No Skills, and Slow status effects all at once.
A flyer for the Indy 500 arcade cabinet, showing a racer in the cockpit of an Indycar speeding towards the camera, a screenshot from the game in their helmet visor. The text reads: "It's All About... SPEED; YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT...NOT EVEN AT INDY; The Ultimate Racing Game"
A screenshot of my RetroAchievements page, of the Maniac Mode subset for Daytona USA on the Saturn, with all ten achievements unlocked on Hardcore Mode.
European box art for Toy Story on the SEGA Mega Drive, showing Woody pointing at something over Buzz' shoulder. There's also a silver "32 MEG" logo beside the SEGA logo for some reason.
A screencap from Chapter 5 of Deltarune, showing the $!$? Squad (Kris, Susie, and Ralsei) performing a high-speed jump over a monumentally wide field of flowers, afterimages in their respective colors forming behind them and speed lines racing below. In the background, the sun sets between the mountains in the background beneath the orange sky.
A screencap from my RetroAchievements user page of my Daytona USA achievements, all of which have been gotten in Hardcore Mode, thus marking it as mastered.
A screencap from the SEGA Saturn port of Daytona USA, in which I have just passed the finish line on the Expert course, Seaside Street Galaxy, in Arcade Mode, finishing in 1st place with a total time of 3m29s98.
UK box art for the Game For Windows LIVE release of Batman: Arkham City, showing Batman kneeling on the corner of a rooftop overlooking the eponymous city, his face and knuckles stained with blood.
A Japanese poster for Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc, showing Denji and Reze in the cafe she works at.
US box art for the PS1 port of Moto Racer, showing a motorcyclist riding towards the camera popping a light wheelie.
A screencap from Batman: Arkham Asylum, showing Batman having assembled the Ultra Batclaw, an upgrade to the standard Batclaw that adds two extra claws to be shot at once.
The front cover for the collected release of V For Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd, showing a close-up of V's smiling Guy Fawkes mask under his Puritan-style hat.
Poster for Chip 'N Dale: Rescure Rangers (2022) For the Nintendo Disney+, where Chip & CGI Dale are doing the Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions thing.
European box art for Formula One ; '06, showing three cars battling on a straightaway at extreme speed.
US box art for Formula 1 for the PlayStation, showing a yellow F1 car zooming along the road so fast it becomes a blur.
A screencap from V For Vendetta, showing V in an apron plating an egg on toast.
European box art for Ridge Racers 2 (retitled Ridge Racer 2) for the PSP, showing a high-class blue car drifting over a semi-reflective white void floor.
A clip of Speed Racer for PS1, of me driving the Samurai (MT version) through the short course. On the sharp corner near the end of the track, I pass over the grass instead of braking to take the turn normally, losing not a single MPH in the process.
US box art for Zaxxon's Motherbase 2000 for the SEGA Genesis' 32X addon. The player's ship, the Stinger (which is supposed to be insectoid but here just looks like a regular sci-fi spacecraft), flies away from a fleet of enemy cruisers currently in the process of being blown apart.
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A PlayStation (4 or 5, I can't fully tell) controller shaped like a Slime from Dragon Quest.
Makoto and Ami dancing
An edit of that one meme thing where the lady goes "Hello, human resources?!" but the guy in the suit is replaced with Salvage from Frickbear's 3 saying "You're far below my weight class!" and the geek is replaced with the Prototype from Poppy Playtime saying "Poppy's Playtimes"
A screenshot from Popgoes, showing the player character looking at his camera monitor, WeaselWare phone in hand. On the screen, currently tuned to camera 3, is Toy Freddy hanging out beside an arcade machine. For some reason.
A screenshot of Plants vs. Zombies, just after beating Level 5-9. Breaking from conventional column-based setups common in PvZ, this time I chose to build my defenses by rows; the middle row houses six Sunflowers protected by a lone Garlic, diverting zombies into the second and fourth rows, which are each guarded by two Melon-Pults in between a pair of Umbrella Leaves. The first and fifth rows each have three Cabbage-Pults and one more Melon-Pult, and all four attacking rows have a Kernel-Pult in the back (except the second row, which replaced it with yet another Melon-Pult at the last second to help deal with a Gargantuar). I also had Squash on standby, in case I needed big damage fast (which I definitely did).