Playtonics

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A podcast about prepping sick RPG sessions.

apparently the plot is buzz and woody vs the ipad Now that.... is not topical absolutely yawn it's just the most obvious thing?? like come on guys It's also like 14 years late Are these toys boomers? i mean, yes they're tom hanks and tim allen the boomerest I wonder just how many kids will watch that movie on their iPads all
found out from a linkedin post about the movies promotional aeroplane normally i'd be like lol but uhhhh i guess the promotion actually worked in this case am i the target audience for promotional planes? I truly don't believe that target audience is large
so uh did you know they were doing a toy story 5 and it comes out next month ...wat we have accidentally been topical So topical They should stop now Before they release it
I wake up with Rocky staring at me. It happens every morning now. But it never stops being creepy.
I sleep in the tunnel every night now. Rocky insists. And, once every eighty-six hours or so, Rocky sleeps in the tunnel and wants me to watch.
Jords: Mm. So just right now, as we switch into the OnlyFans version of the podcast, I want you to imagine each individual toe spreading wide curling and clasping the ground, which somehow solves the problem with your like circadian rhythm. Rocky: Yeah, uh, I don't want to imagine that. Jords: Too late, you already have. Rocky: But thank, thanks for asking. Jords: Do not cut that.
Jordan: I'll listen to it right after this episode of Iron Chef Rocky: we should do iron chef as a playtonics Jordan:Absolutely Was already gonna pitch it
(2s) Jords: Um, I do have one important note on music. (6s) Jords: So my partner played the clarinet back in the day. (14s) Jords: And when she heard me watching the film, she came in and was like, oh, this soundtrack is great. (19s) Jords: It's got banging music. (21s) Jords: It's great tonguing. (22s) Jords: I was a violinist, and I did very little tonguing on my instrument. (30s) Rocky: But a lot of fingering.
The cold evening breeze, of which I have spoken, whistled through every chink of the rude building, and sprinkled the floor with a continual rain of fine sand. There was sand in our eyes, sand in our teeth, sand in our suppers, sand dancing in the spring at the bottom of the kettle, for all the world like porridge beginning to boil. Our chimney was a square hole in the roof; it was but a little part of the smoke that found its way out…
'If there's any doubt about the matter, he is, returned the doctor. A man who has been three years biting his nails on a desert island, Jim, can't expect to appear as sane as you or me. It doesn't lie in human nature. Was it cheese you said he had a fancy for?' "Yes, sir, cheese,' I answered. Well, Jim, says he, just see the good that comes of being dainty in your food. You've seen my snuff-box, haven't you? And you never saw me take snuff; the reason being that in my snuff-box I carry a piece of Parmesan cheese - a cheese made in Italy, very nutritious. Well, that's for Ben Gunn!'
Marooned three years agone, he continued, and lived on goats since then, and berries, and oysters. Wherever a man is, says I, a man can do for himself. But, mate, my heart is sore for Christian diet. You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly - and woke up again, and here I were. 'If ever I can get aboard again, said I, 'you shall have cheese by the stone!