Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats

@plepgeat.bsky.social

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Just a sober, cat-ranching man with a wife and a kid and a juris doctor who may or may not be six and a half feet tall and weigh an eighth of a ton.

Post-bombing ruins of Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, Iran
Fox Rhythm 34 suspension fork with custom decals in silver, olive, and black
Donald Trump being intimidated by a mallard duck.
Photo of a Southern Flying Squirrel clinging to the bole of a pine tree. By Judy Gallagher - Southern Flying Squirrel - Glaucomys volans, Arlington, Virginia, December 22, 2020, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=142542895
Bronze statue depicting a larger-than-life and microcephalic Peter the Great, seated in a chair in an outdoor courtyard.
Page from the 1901 Dorney School Punishment Book showing the names and punishments of eight students who were physically struck for misbehaving, including Daisy and Ellen Webb who were punished for being unwashed and uncombed.
Beautiful Salsa Timberjack hardtail mountainbike
Picture of SAUSAGE CAKE
Very attractive and incredibly smug-looking tabby cat with a white bib and absolutely no conscience.
Screenshot of text reading Attorneys for the Venezuelan couple said they were detained March 21 as they were driving in Suitland, Maryland, with their 4-year-old son, arguing that the move was a violation of their temporary protected status and due-process rights under the Constitution. Another judge in the District of Columbia previously ordered their release after they were first arrested March 10 as they arrived home from their jobs as hotel custodians, with their young children watching. Advocates worried the aggressive move signaled that the administration was again willing to separate parents from their kids.
An email to US Attorney Edward R. Martin, including a copy of Martin's own letter to California Congressman Garcia, reading: 3/8/2025 Attention: Edward R. Martin, Jr., U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Dear Mr. Martin: It has come to my attention that some asshole is signing your name to stupid fucking letters (see attached), apparently because they want the public to believe that you were upset to learn that people think Elon Musk is a dick and are too fucking stupid to unpack a metaphor. I suggest that you find out who is trying to make you look like a fool or, on the off chance that you in fact are the asshole who signed his name to that stupid fucking letter, that you either return to adulthood or fake it ‘till you make it. All the best, A Californian voter
Human hands painted like a map of the world and forming a heart-shape around the words "Dear World, we are so sorry. Love, sane Americans."
Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm driving his apple car, on which is painted "My Other Car is RFK Jr's Brain".
Three snuggling sister tabby cats. Left: Harriet the Spy of Ghostfoot Clan, First of her Name and Third-Best Cat Center: Ramona Quimby of Mudfoot Clan, First of her Name and Second-Best Cat Right: Roni Pepperoni of Ghostfoot Clan, First of her Name and Fourth-Best Cat
Tweet by Dan 'simpering dishonest hypocritical Nazi apologist shitgibbon' O'Donnell claiming that Elon wasn't giving a Nazi salute