Plerb

@plerb2000.bsky.social

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furry trans gal (she/her) doom mapper/modder, midi/tracker musician, general old computery stuff enjoyer, early cgi enthusiast/artist, furry artist, maker of weird comics, etc @saipiam.bsky.social is my gf :3c

dave n shave are back on the couch

dave: Well shave, maybe U had a point about being Multifandom. But i think the real lesson here is, [THE DAVEGAME FANDOM IS TOXIC]. Which is Sucks, because i like DaveGame, but the fans just get on my nerves.

shave: Dave, the davegame fandom is toxic is because the davegame GAME is toxic, because it teaches u how to Murder your fellow beings, not just with guns, but with pettiness and vitrolity, and i just can't support such a game like tha.t And its also a bitch too play gameplay wise.

dave: OH shave, you're always talking your out of your Ass, with this stuff. Because like i said earlier, you're Head is in the your ass, and all you see is
shave: SHUT UP DAVE, i gET the point, if anyone has an ASs here its you.

dave: But at least U shave arent an angry mob out forblood just because im multifandom. Well, you're at least 1 person and i can outsmart you're tricks easier . (keyword being Smart, because im, well frankly, a bit of a Genius, with this stuff.)

shave: Dave you Duncing Kruger ass, im gonna--ok ok You know what dave, Just This Once, i wont get on your case anymore today because you've had a taste of enough toxic for one day..
dave: Im free! Im gonna go celebrate to my shooting range with my ford dealer truck and uhh... "Legelly Distinct" guns.

angry fan: Aw man, we lost where Dave went, now well never catch him for he's lack of integrity.
angry fan 2: maybe he Died, or maybe he learned the errors of his way's, but whatever, lets just give up and go back to enjoying his game (even if the man himslef is Fallen in terms of morality and alligience).

dave: You've saved my ASs guys, i can't pay U enough.
fan: ok Dave, while normally we would punish people for SWEARINg here, we'll make an exception for U, because U braved the treatcherous realm of Toxic Fandom's, and U deserve a medal for that.

fan: Here it is, the big W.

dave: Wowie, ANOTHER big w. Im always getting so many big W`s. Well, 2, but i digess. And i just wanna say im HONORED, for such award. Because it shows that despite my reputation of being a "Simpleton Dumbhead" i'm actually smarter than i look, the dangerous in my name was EARNED on my birth certificate because i Face the odds of danger with a grin on my face and conquer it all alive (well being a video game character who has Multi lives is a helpful thing too, if U dont know what being Multi Lives is like its a bit like being Multifandom, wait no, they're not that similar other than the name, i might be talking out of my ass now, but the point is, ) that getting such a medal imparts a sense of Duty unto me. that i once again start talking out of my ass about shitty (according to shave and some others) Reboot ideas, for davecomic, to refreshen this once stale series, add stereostopic 3D to the mix, make it more Thrilling, and make it so you, the reader, can interact with the characters directly. And that's my speach.

fan: ah yes, i'm, uh, "Moved." (and by moved i mean moving U back to ur shitty couch in ur shitty house)

dave: Okay im being Canceled by all these stupid and toxic fandoms, literally, because everyone's trying to Cancel my subscription to being alive. what do i do. Maybe shave was righgt, about all fandoms being toxic.

building that says "THE EVIL TOXIC FUCKERS UNITED FANDOM"
dave: Okay, this might be a long shot... But here in this town of fandoms, i've got nowhere else to hide......

the fans in there are all cheerful
one fan: We're so misunderstood, that because we unite to watch a show called "THE EVIL TOXIC FUCKERS UNITED", that we're evil and, well, Toxic. but that couldnt be less truthfull, because here, we Respect one another, we DONT swear (except when saying the show`s title), and if someone's being canceled by an angry mob of fans from, well, less Savory fandoms, we'll be hospitalable for them.

dave: Im Saved! I just needed 1 NICE FANDOM TO SAVE ME, because im being canceled. U Gotta Do Something

fan: U heard the man, we gotta protect him so initiate Fandom Lockdown to keep the trolls out.

the building locks up

dave being chase by angry fans
dave: Hehe. Trying to survive is easy, when your first name is Dangerous

(someone in the hovertank shows up)
dave: YOWIE this guys got a frekaing Tank, time to hide like a coward

"Bazooka Shotgun Fans (FORD DEALERS FANS DNI)" building
dave: Its a bit risky.; but i'll make a disguise and hide in here for a little bit. I'm still multifandom after all so, i know my way around infiltrating fandoms that might be a little Hostile.

(takes his cap off)
dave: hehehe....

dave: Oh hey normal Ford Dealers fans, im just the biggest fan of Ford Dealers there is, and i HATE bazooka shotgun fans like the rest of you. Im normal and fit in.

dave's thought ballon: WAIT THE SIGN SAID BAZOOKA SHOTGUN FANS IM FUCKEd)

fans: Hold up a sec guys... somethigns not right about this fan.

fans: ITS SHAVE, THE HATED FANDOM DESTROYER, HES A TOXIC AGENT WHO INFILTRATES THOUSANDS OF SACRED FANDOMS A DAY AND PULLS THEM APART BY BEING A WHINY LITTLE BITCH!!! GET HIM!!!

dave: i KNEW i shouldve disguised myself better.

shave: OH THAT DAVE, he probabbly went to pine for his own game, which i actually hate MORE than big rigs because my opinion on dave game is "unpopular", i can never catch a break being a gamer .

(at the dave fandom)

lots of fans saying stuff like:
"I LOVE THIS GAME IT IS AWONDERFUL"
"100 times i finish this game good"
"its verry good and i finished"
"i luv this game a lot . MY BEST GAME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!"

one fan says:
"it's me i had strated to play this game when i was younger still i love this game a lot b cos it made me crazy,time passes,things leave nearly gonna a down the whole to my life either i were not waked my life up cos it did that at all so love it a lot."

dave: Gee willey, all these people saying nice things about m game, wait til they see me, the da real deal .

fan1: "Hey everybody look some guy cosplaying as Dave, pretty acurate too"
fan2: "U moron that Is dave, he;'s the real deal"

they all crowd around dave saying "WE LOVE YOU DAVE!!!!!!"

dave: Im top of the world! And all because im Multifandom now.

shave: U MORTONS, this game is Objectively CRappy, it's a stain on the integrity of Gamers everywhere to enjoy such a terrible game , U like big rigs U go to hell, simple as that.

dave: Shave once again stuck his face in is own ASs again, because he can't see Truth for his own ass, becuase he's stuck in it and all that he sees, is his Ass.

shave: UIGh dave, i know youre trying to be Multifandom and all, but do U really have to be fandom for the most Crappy things, thegames NO real gamer wants to play, especially not Bigrigs, the game thats a stain on all of us, and caused gaming to go down hill forever becuase game companies realized making agmes that were 0 budget was more profitible.

dave: Jee if he's gonna be such a spoil sport, causing undue strife in the fandom, maybe ill just find some "good" game.

"DAVEGAME fandom"
dave: Heheheh...

dave: Grate, Just Grate, I Can't Even Be MultiFandom With My Main 2 Interests... oh WHo cares about those, i'll just be multifandom with some beloved Shows, participate and their fan clubs, etc.

sign for "Football fandom"
dave: Oh Boy i love foot ball; but there WAS that time i got sucked into the big game with me and shave, and we had to make a deal with john madden just to be let out, and i might not be so lucky next time if such a thing we're to happen again. I'll pass the provirbial football to someone else.

sign for "Big Rig's fandom"
dave: Here we go, a Good ass game with a hopefully Good ass fandom to boot...

inside the club
dave: hmm seems awfally quiet, except for some douch bag yelling at everyone...

video: The first thing U should know about going Multifandom, is that U wanna have multiple interest's, participating in their fan clubs. But if the fans are at their throats, U wanna keep you're allegiences secret, so u can get the best of both world's. It's a bit like being paid to make a game and also being paid to TRash it.

dave: Keepin Secrets? That's My Main Shit. that's Easy cake. i've got this out of the park

video: However, ther'es 2 fandoms, that are So toxic, that they will KILL you if they find out you're in the other.

dave: Oh that's No big deal, theres a billion fandoms, i can just choose the Nice ones (contrary to what SHAVE's bullshit claims,)

video: the Ford Dealer's fandom, and the Bazooka Shotgun fandom.

dave: UH oh..............

shave: DAVE U FOOL , ALL FANDOM'S ARE TOXIC AND FULL OF NO GOODERS WHO WANT TO BACK STAB ALL OTHER FANDOMS IN THE BACK ALL DAY'S (ASK ME HOW I KNOW)

dave: Ugh there goes SHAVE, with his hideous Rhetoric, his Nay-saying attidute, and worst of all, his lack of Aptitude. i won't be listening u shave, not today, for i'm an independent man with his own Thoughts, and i dont need to absorb someone elses opinions to form my own.

2 seconds later
dave: this Youtuber knows what he's tlaking about probably, given his name as "The Common Multifandomer", time to absorb all of his advice as my own.....

video: welcome to My youtube channel Multifans, this is me, The common multifandomer, here to give u Hot Damn MultiAdvice, on how to Multimanage ur multiinterests. and dont forget to hit the multibell on the Sub button, it's red, just like the red on my multicolored cap.

dave: wait a minute, This video must be Old Ass, because they changed the sub button to green year's ago. But it's probably still sacred advice, because after all, the bible is old too and that is all the rage still.... (and to say nothing about my retro Davegame...)

a couple of ppl walk by dave as he's watching tv on his sofa
guy1: "O dave, there goes the simple minded Dave, who can only focus on one source of entertainment at a time and give his All into it."
guy2: "leas't we're not like Him, thank god for us being, Multifandom."

dave overhears it
dave: W.w . my entertainmence habits are perfectly normal and valid, the only fandom i need is the DAve fandom, of all the people who just love seein how i go about consumping various Products, from the comfornt of my sof.a

judge: SAy those 2 heckler's might have apoint, multifandom doesn't have to be a Bad thing, and if nothing else it would be amusing to watch U try.

dave: Golly I'm Sold, if it means that more people well respect how i Do things around here, maybe ill try being "Dave the Multifandom guy" for a day.

Dangerous Dave And The CRazy Country "Now On b sky"

Dave is the, well, Crazy guy, always doing stupidcrap, Shave is the cynical Gamer of the group, always complains about everything but is also stupid, clyde shows up occasionaly to berate dave who is supposedly his enemy even tho dave conflicts with shave way more despite dave n shave legally being considered "Freinds". Delbert is dave's younger bro who is a small child, The Judge judges people aroundm, the Keen is well, "The Keen" of the crazy country .

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