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If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP

(Original photo, not AI) Sunset at low tide on a Massachusetts beach. In the foreground, short sea grasses and sand, then a calm blue ocean, all somewhat in shadow. But the sky, O the sky! — a gradient of every bright blue, floated with a few bright pink clouds. I shall eat the cotton candy clouds.
An actual image of a star that is yellow with five points like a cartoon star.
Jerry’s Bluesky page thing with a stupid blue check. Didn’t we all work together to prevent this?? This is bullcrap.
Black lab dog but its face is a blur from moving around too much. Three adult women’s hands can be seen trying to slow the dog down, with at least one hand firmly grasping what must be a collar
A red and white yield sign, a fluorescent orange DETOUR> sign pointing to another <DETOUR sign. For I guess an infinite loop kinda drive?
A handsome shiny black dog sits proudly for the camera, in a cheery collar. Before him a beautiful copper colored dog has melted into a crestfallen puddle on the floor before him, her eyes depressed and resentful. Will she survive her terrible predicament? Surely not. (Yes she’s fine)
Giant black soulless circle. New iPhone icon or portal to black hole?
Norman Rockwell’s painting of a man standing up to speak at a town hall meeting. The others look up at him with interest, one older man with a look of appreciation and slight smile.
Retailers are already preparing for the worst by hiring a record low number of seasonal employees, career services firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas found.
Gray cat with the LONGEST fur you will ever see looks angrily at you, front feet planted on wet cobblestones
Impossible burger Vegan! Tastes like beef! Plant based burger toooed with red onion, lettuce and tomato on a grilled bun. $18.49
A svelte young man under a brisk shower of milk, really enjoying himself as he covers his nipples, featuring just a hint of his pert lil (?) buttock
A captain looking man with crooked bow tie (black) and ill fitting dress jacket (white) looks down at us with an upside down smile on his face. Or is it a sneer? Five top teeth.
Found this cat inside our house tonight never seen him before. Seems very unfazed about the whole situation. (2 photos of a verrrry relaxed orange and white kitty cat.)
Cocktail that’s also good underpants?