A Gardner

@plorry.bsky.social

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tokens may now only be redeemed on food products bearing the Exalted One's "apprehensive face" (or better)

A screen grab from "I Think You Should Leave". Man in hotdog suit is grabbing articles of clothing from a store rack. The caption reads "Pornhub, XTube, I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's."
Photo of the inside of an electrical switch box, with panel removed, switches connected to wires hanging loose, and bundles of wires tucked away inside
Screenshot from a menu in Pokemon TCG Pocket showing a user profile. Beneath the avatar and username is the selected tagline, "I'm confident at flipping heads!"
Final shot from the talented Mr Ripley. Matt Damon as Tom Ripley sits on a bed. staring coldly at nothing as the rocking of a mirrored door gives us a look at him simultaneously from the side and front
The Pokemon 30 year logo with Clawitzer in the middle
A 6-panel comic strip labeled "DULLARD by Levert Burtmore" Poorly drawn Dilbert-like characters handing off a piece of a paper in every panel, telling the next person down the chain "I need this on my desk by five" until in the fifth panel, it arrives back in the hands of the first person to hand it off. Final panel is another Dilbert-like animal, without further context or introduction, announcing "It's five", with some "beep" lines emitting from the wrist watch they're wearing.
Cartoon versions of Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as their characters in Dumb & Dumber, in the cabin of their van, with a cartoon beaver grumpily seated in between.
A Water Footprint table showing that 1 hamburger (including bread and toppings) consumes about 660 gallons of water