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@plounce.bsky.social

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a simple drawing of a cat holding a suitcase and waving, captioned "have a great summer! pro tip: your body needs salt in it to hold onto the water you're drinking. if you're peeing often and peeing clear, you're not actually getting hydrated! eat some chips!!"
a simple drawing of a yellow cat wearing sunglasses driving a car in the shape of an orange with a stem for handlebars, captioned "i can't be juiced, you can't juice me, my day is juiceful." the word 'juiceful' is orange.
a simple drawing of a cat in a bowl swinging forward and expressionlessly thinking "wheee".
a simple drawing in of an ink blue cat sitting before a berry bush with a little filled basket in front of it, as well as berry juice pawprints. it has a berry in its mouth and is thinking "i am having an enjoyable now and will later too".
a simple drawing of a cat with a round bird body standing on a rock in the sea thinking "i have no fear of anyone". there is a tiny sailing ship in the distance.
a simple drawing of a cat tucked into bed captioned "another drawing about how awesome it is to be in bed! i'll stop making them when they stop being true!"
a simple drawing of a cat plopped within a pile of multicolored pillows captioned "join me in my pillow pit, enter my pillow world".
a simple drawing of an adult cat clapping and cheering while sitting cross legged with a blank-faced kitten sitting in their lap captioned "you have to show what a good audience is so the performers know they're doing well and so the rest of the audience knows they're seeing something special".
a simple drawing of a cat on a no-pedal bike surrounded by purple flowers captioned "i'm gonna be brave!"
a simple drawing of a sad cat low to the ground captioned "i feel that i must skulk away, pathetically."
a simple drawing of a little cat rolling down a grassy hill at sunset yelling "wheeee!"
a cat giving a fake phone number that ends in "67" captioned "every time i've had to give my phone number over the last year i have said the last two numbers with a sheepish reluctance."
a simple drawing of a cat that looks like a lamb. it is captioned "a spring nyamb: likes to eat grass and pretend nothing bad will happen."
a simple drawing of a cat calmly holding a tote bag labeled "your most tepid friend is ready to go whenever".
a simple drawing of a roughed up cat flexing its arms while lying on the grass captioned "it's done. thank god".
a simple drawing of a cat holding a wrist watch. text reads: "reason number 47 it benefits you to wear a watch: if you're helping a kid move on from having a rough moment, handing them your watch makes them feel special, gives them knowledge about their current situation, and can distract them from their agonies by figuring out how the stopwatch function works."
a gormless looking cat popped up over a counter saying "my stupid meal three hours early please?"
a simple drawing of a grey cat looking up at a fish on a line thinking "i wanna shlurp it so bad"
a simple drawing of a stuffed orange cat with blue button eyes, yellow stitching for details, and a slightly torn shoulder, captioned "thank you for all the effort!"
a simple drawing of a cat holding a little kitten up captioned "i'm glad i've been good, little kid!"
a simple drawing of a cat running through flowers cheerfully saying "wow! interesting!!"
a simple drawing of a black cat in a red cloak smiling with its tongue out captioned "ah well."
a simple drawing of a cat extending its arms in a shrug captioned "welp! i know how to improve for the next time".
a simple drawing of a calico cat wearing a nurse hat and holding a clipboard captioned "i think cats would make a good nurse because they have soft paws."
a simple drawing of a cat sitting and holding their cheeks happily, thinking "wow... what a spectacular performance we've been gifted with... wow..."
a simple drawing of a kitten mischievously throwing dirt at a surprised adult cat wearing a strawberry hat. caption reads, "little boy at work today threw dirt at me even after i asked him Please not to. so i snitched on him to his teacher and acted very sad and hurt the whole time. it's ok, it only got on my legs and shoes and i take those shoes hiking. but you can't go through life like that, young man. both to adults and to other kids. you gotta learn not to do that."
a simple drawing of a lime green cat captioned "because i'm stupid!!!"
a simple drawing of a brown cat saying "keep it sorted, sherlock!" while sitting in front of piles of colored dots.
a simple drawing of a grey cat in bed against a night sky, all in gentle colors. the cat is thinking, "in a warm and drowsy land, the evening takes me by the hand. blankets, pillows, give a hand, to help me meet the man of sand".
a simple drawing of a cat declaring, "actually, i'm the number one pedantic little jerk in this room!"
a simple drawing of a cat among dandelions captioned "so many little gifts... i like them all!"
a simple drawing of an orange cat looking at a small red balloon captioned "thank you".
a simple drawing of a cat yammering ad nauseum "you have to let me in".
a cat laying down thinking "oh boy i sure i hope i don't see one more post that kinda irritates me" while a piece of straw is falling onto it.
a simple drawing of a cat tucked into bed labeled "knowing i did my best to be considerate and caring today".
a simple drawing of a smiling cat holding an umbrella labeled "there's something to look forward to".
a simple drawing of an orange coat in a blue coat and a big red scarf in a cloudy foggy landscape thinking "brrr".
a simple drawing of a cat on a shoreline poking an unidentified object with a stick.
a simple drawing of a cat with a big pink nose holding a pencil and paper and looking over its shoulder, captioned "my secret silly scribble?"
a simple drawing of a little orange kitten with big blue eyes, captioned "oh has there ever been a more pathetic shmoopy than this?"
a simple drawing of an orange cat gazing at a bluebird captioned "casting my yum beam".
a simple drawing of a scared cat screaming eek!
a cat flying a kite and looking concerned, thinking "do i go back to enjoying myself (probably evil) or do i process this thought that just fell into my lap (agony)".
a simple drawing of a cat sulking at a closed door thinking, "i just wanna see what's out there. they're so mean. i don't know what a coyote or a highway even is."
a simple drawing of a brown cat looking balefully behind and up, captioned "looking at me?"
a simple drawing of a cat laying on a big pillow captioned "what a medium sized day! i'm proud of myself!"