pluckylump

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All hail the new flesh! she/her

"🙄. If Scottie Scheffler held a press conference tomorrow and said my whole life has been a lie, I've started HRT and I'm going to compete in LPGA tournaments from now on, that is transparently absurd. And defending his (or her) "right" to do it is insane." The post by Minneapolis is better in summer that I responded to.
A black and white photo from the Victorian era of two living people with a dead person.
‪ackbar7: "At what point did anyone ever listen to the far left in the US?" Jen_insta11‬: "I only have to go back a few days. Platner"
Justice Sotomayor filed an opinion concurring with the judgment in part and dissenting in part, which Justices Kagan and Jackson joined. Jackson filed an opinion concurring in the judgment in part and dissenting in part.
The Kelly Sicko but it's Ezra Klein peering through the window pleased with what he sees.
The opening screen from Bad Dudes on NES. "The president has ruined the reflecting poo. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president from embarrassment?"
A Nazi from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. He has a symbol on his hat. It bears a passing resemblance to being exactly Platner's tattoo.
Bus driver: "Don't make me tap the sign." The sign: "I can't read."
Ernest Borgnine
An episode of Star Trek: Voyager entitled "A Tale of Two Tuvix"
Star Trek: The Original Series episode titled "They Can't All Be 'The City on the Edge of Forever,' Okay?"
Star Trek: The Next Generation episode titled, "Data Gets Fully Functional"
Screen cap from a video of Marco Rubio DJing while Iran war negotiations fail. He has the body language of a man who just found out his wife died while having three affairs with his high school bullies.
sicklys has an intolerance badge on their bigotry post.
Our normal and cool FBI Director if he was a cube of flesh and uncomfortable staring.
Our healthy president if he was just a flesh cube with a face.
"Knight, Death and the Devil" by Albrecht Durer, 1513
An image showing what it would look like if a human had arms as small as a T-Rex.
Fencers with glowing laser swords, one red, one green. An entirely original idea.
Image showing there is a concentration of some data centers in Northern Virginia, but that is not all of them in one place.
Buff Perry the Platypus skin from Fortnite.
Manuel's bio. Hashtag Bitcoin is highlighted, but I'd also like to point to Hashtag Girondins and Hashtag Degrowth and cackle even harder. Hashtag Bitcoin, though. That's rough. Sorry about your divorce dude.
Greg Pretendhuman saying "You win". Yes this is a real message. Do not check if I am using it honestly. He would hate that kind of diligence.
Brianna Wu's tweet apologizing for betraying all trans people.
Detail of Greg's missing cranium.
Greg Schuld sharing voluntarily, "Most people think eradicating polio (yes he wrote eradicating on his own) was a good idea. However, the radical gender ideologists think this is "genocide" for polio sufferers. Jonas Salk is Hitler, and so on. Eradicating polio (he said eradicating a second time all on his own) saves patients and all future generations who don't have to suffer -- it does not mean killing patients. (The metaphor breaks down here because trans people don't have a disease so eradicating transness means eradicating people. Greg is not too stupid to know this.)
It's The Rock... er... I mean The Foundation (Original Character Do Not Steal) from Epic Games' Fortnite.
James T. Kirk asking that very normal question
A character from the Starfield portion of NVIDIA's DLSS 5 presentation. She is not caucasian.
line drawing of Earthworm Jim happily holding a sign that says "Trans Rights"
Homeland Security X post reading, "Today, Border Patrol agents who were in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area as part of a targeted enforcement operation were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks. "At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving, creating unsafe conditions. At one stop, individuals in the crowd threw food at the agents. At their final gas station stop, someone spit on an agent. When an agent moved to detain the person who spit on him, the crowed (sic) tackled and attacked the agents while surrounding them."
Final Fantasy VI
1st Panel: Marge Simpson says, "Have you been up all night eating cheese?" 2nd Panel: Zohran Mamdani, looking defeated, says, "Oh God I want to die."
Ezra Klein, Sicko, peering in through a window saying "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!"
2026 Bingo Card, in order from top left: 1A) The Rapture happens but it's for Hell 1B) JD Vance is eaten by a carnivorous couch 1C) Nancy Pelosi dies peacefully in her sleep surrounded by family... 1D) ...of ravenous bears loose at $50,000 per plate fundraiser 1E) Drug prices actually reduced by 1500%, pharma companies forced to pay 2A) Wild horses trample Stephen Miller live in studio 2B) Stephen Miller survives horse-trampling 2C) Wild horses trample Stephen Miller in hospital bed while recovering from first incident 2D) Trump nabbed by Loompaland in daring midnight raid 2E) Elon Musk autoerotic asphyxiation death 3A) Tom Homan falls in well, no one cares 3B) Chuck Schumer beaten to death by Baileys, Bailey family still somehow fictitious 3C) Free Space 3D)Trump tried, sentenced for crimes against fellow Oompa-Loompas 3E) Sam Altman sentenced to 30 years Purple Nurpling 4A) Bari Weiss inexplicably promoted to head of Mars Mission 4B) Mark Zuckerberg deactivated and stored in warhouse from "Raiders" 4C) Mad scientist invents virus that only kills ICE agents 4D) Mad scientist wins Nobel Peace Prize 4E) Bari Weiss Mars promotion just her fired out of cannon in general direction of Mars 5A) Kristi Noem shot by dogs in execution-style killing 5B) Kash Patel's eyes escape, start podcast 5C) Charlie Kirk returns from grave, travels around country rating College Republicans in selfish attempt for salvation 5D) Oompa-Loompa song about world failing to deal with facism song of summer 5E) Entire NYT Editorial Board slips on banana peel, falls in open manhole
Article headline: "They Made a $300 Rumble Pack for Your Taint"
an article from ProPublica by Peter Maase, published Jan 3, 2011. "The Toppling: How the Media Inflated the Fall of Saddam's Statue in Firdos Square -- How saturation media coverage of the toppling of Saddam Hussein's statue in Firdos Square fueled the perception that the war had been won and diverted attention from what in reality was just the start of a long and costly conflict."
8 hands, all giving the same gesture. It's a gesture of disapproval. Using a specific finger. You know the one.
An image from Keith Thomson's portfolio with the background lens blurred and the overall color temp pushed into yellow. The Hive Ai detector is only up to 9.6% chance of being Ai.
Hive Ai Detector finds only a 1.4% chance an image from Keith Thomson's portfolio is Ai generated.
Hive AI Detector saying it's 99% likely to be AI, 78% likely to be gpt 1.5 or 21% chance to be 4o.
A screenshot from the Apple II version of Oregon Trail. The text box reads, "Tiny Tim, who did not die of dysentery."
A truth from President DJT. "The Failing New York Times, and their lies and purposeful misrepresentations, is a serious threat to the National Security of our Nation. Their Radical Left, Unhinged Behavior, writing FAKE Articles and Opinions in a never ending way, must be dealt with and stopped. THEY ARE A TRUE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! Thank you for you (sic) attention to this matter. PRESIDENT DJT
Ross Douthat farts into the pages of record "There's a Simpler Explanation for the Rightward Shift of Young Men -- Does discrimination drive alienation?"
A photo of Bonerton Bonesworthy doing a backbend. He's a cool skeleton dude.
YouTube Music recap 2025 ending with a Google Gemini applet with sample questions to ask. Such as, "Invent 5 new genres to describe my taste," "Guess my zodiac sign based on my listening," and "Was my music more chill or hype?"
Albinauric from Elden Ring
Garrus Vakarian, President.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon noticing that President Trump is wearing glasses with eyes drawn on them and is actually asleep while Marco Rubio is talking.
The poster for Brokeback Mountain except it says "Brokeback for Bonzo" and the two figures are now a pensive Ronald Reagan and a contemplative chimpanzee.
Dean Pelton: "This better awaken anything in me."
A Goomba from the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie.
Tuxedo Mask: My job here is done. Sailor Moon: But you didn't do anything. Tuxedo Mask: [dramatic exit]
Trump as Catherine the Great being crushed by a sex horse.
A chart from the article's source. It shows that men and women have both reported a loss of friendship rather than a one-sided loss of friendship.
The Gadsden flag mixed with the Ancap flag colors. Instead of the usual slogan, the text reads, "Actually, it's ephebophilia"
Kelly's Sicko-guy but he's Ezra Klein getting horned up about fascists getting platformed by liberals.
2 Teen Girls Died in a Hit-and-Run. Another Teen Faces Murder Charges.
What's going badly in the United States these days? Dummy 1: "I'm sick of being yelled at just because I keep suggesting stupid, dangerous things that the government should do to ruin people's lives." Dummy 2: "I agree: I should be able to suggest deporting someone's mom without getting in a screaming match." Dummy 3: "I don't have object permanence."
Illustration of Bimbo the Dog.