Dylan Katz

@plz.bsky.social

221 Followers 103 Following

He/him Pro computer fighter aka @Plazmaz running in my walled garden while my script runs in yours https://dylankatz.com Rave reviews: "shame of infosec" "insufferable cyclist"

A sign saying "don't dump on Seattle. $1500 fine"
A person seductively whispers "there are 20,000,000,000 calories in 1g of plutonium" and a picture of goosebumps
Wikipedia screenshot: "Since machines have no human emotion [citation needed]"
This post right next to another about fungi sequestering carbon
A pamphlet saying: All you need is love AND PASTA Then a blurb about Valentine's Day
The storefront of pagliacci's pizza. I'm sure I'm the first person to ever think of this stupid joke
A brown dog making a perturbed expression
Lisa Simpson in the episode s15:e15 - Co-Dependant's Day saying 'I can't believe the "gathering shadow" was senate redistricting!" in reference to a bad star wars sequel they watched
A headline from NY times: "He's beautiful, but He Has a Huge Blind Spot" with a picture of a male pheasant
'As an AI, Google Search cannot "look into your mind" because it lacks the ability to read thoughts.'
A bag of nerds gummy clusters in a box of razor blades
a youtube comment that says " To the men and women who dressed as frogs and chickens, I thank you for your bravery; I truly mean that, thank you! I love Chicago and Portland and I never thought that I would see this sadness from our government in my lifetime; to the brave protestors; thank you for your service. "
This tweet with another tweet directly above it about the government shutdown impacting the national zoo and a cute panda picture
a trend over time of results for "generals gathered in their masses", "black masses", and "war pigs" over time with a HUGE spike on Sep 26th, 2025
A snippet from NY times' article listing Leon Black as one of the people who signed Epstein's book
This tweet with another tweet right below it on the discover feed that says "Heatwave patch" and has some screenshot of a mixing application or something
Three derpy dragons
Jen's tweet with another tweet below it that says "Whoaaaa" and "Big Balls" is a trending topic
A Simpsons scene with two monkeys fighting labeled as trump and Elon, surrounded by a crowd cheering them on labeled as every human on earth
A rattlesnake next to a big rock (a prairie rattlesnake to be specific!)
Google AI overview for "ready.gov changes executive order" that states a 2025 EO shifted disaster preparedness responsibilities from federal govt to state and local govt
The homepage for ready.gov with a header stating: "Ready.gov is being updated to comply with President Trump's Executive Orders. Thank you for your patience and understanding."
The Google result for "max" with the sub-heading "still have questions?" H highlighted
big block of text of google explaining what a piezoelectric club sandwich is
A scary dragon named "executive", a scary dragon named "judicial", and a stupid derpy dragon named "legislative"
My dog looking at a wind turbine looming in the mist. In the background there's thick fog and the outline of a snowy peak. Little bits of blue sky peek out
A paved path with nice landscaping and lights on both sides
Today's theme: Beatlemania!
The Turkish Olympic shooting competitor that was famous for being casually dressed, wearing a turkey Tshirt, with one hand in his pocket and the other pointing a gun
A scene from the show community, broken glass everywhere, there's a ton of stuff on fire, and people hunched over in a corner
A notification from Bing Wallpaper recommending I change my browser settings to use Bing (and presumably edge as well, but they don't mention it explicitly)
Frame 1: A man riding a bicycle holding a stick labeled "making a process" Frame 2: the man putting the stick in his spokes, with the text "using a process" Frame 3: the man on the ground holding his knee in pain, with the text "wondering what idiot designed this process"
A headline stating "Cicadas could 'stream jets' of urine on you this spring, researchers day" with a picture of a big gross cicada
A car with the license plate 8443 and a bunch of stickers. Notably: "Drive fast eat ass" "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair" "Don't honk at me I'll cum" "Bestie, please let me merge" And "Honk if you don't exist" Also "This man ate my son" with a picture of Ted Cruz
A picture of several people riding bikes off of a ferry and onto a road. At the front of the group there's an out of focus man riding out of his saddle, smiling
A screenshot of a g code file with a bunch of commented out lines with a long message explaining any cubic printers leave their mqtt API exposed and unauthenticated by default. There's also a nice ASCII art worm
two new york times articles, one titled "How long is too long to stay in bed?" and the other titled "You can have a perfect couch nap. Here's how".
This post next to another one where my friend says they saw alf dick on this site
Alf with a rose in his mouth
Me standing next to a tiny boot, maybe a kid's rain boot?
A picture of my hand outstretched over a fire pit
A notice of a data breach from Xfinity that went straight to my spam because they didn't authenticate the message
A gray sky
A fluffed up tabby cat stretched out on a couch with his eyes almost closed, trying not to fall asleep
A grey surface with several rows. First, a half cylinder with cubes on top. Then three wavy lines, then a bunch of little nubs, then a bunch of bowls. It's a cat toy.
Some small dents in a helmet
My cat Jim curled up sleeping in a ball on top of my couch, shoving his face into his tail and paws for max comfy
My dog chili sniffing a large strange fungus growing on a tree
Two picturesque spiderwebs glistening in the morning sun with fairly large spiders in the middle
Me: "That seems like it could've easily been a little smaller to create a protected bike box, no?" Bigot: "Of course the insufferable cyclists are here. I came into the comments to see which one would strike first. Congrats"
My cat Jim sleeping peacefully on my couch next to a pillow
My settings, indicating all suggested content in the settings app is disabled, right next to suggested content that popped up in my notifications
An orange tabby licking their nose, sitting on the ground, surrounded by pine needles and leaves
A screenshot indicating that the host at fcsoga.org is experiencing issues
A cute, slightly fluffy black cat rubbing against my leg. There are some orange and green leaves in the background
A Walmart page for a tapered cabinet handle that looks very similar to Ian's post but is less rounded at the ends. The page says the item is currently out of stock.
My cat Jim all cuddled up in blankets
A meme, where Squidward is sleeping when there's a devastating fire in California, but wakes up when there's one in Hawaii