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@pmihc.bsky.social

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Northern Monkey, Funk Sheriff (trainee), "Not great, not terrible", #Doechii stan account, niche

Screenshot of my timeline showing a tweet about what is happening on twitter followed by an Endless screaming tweet screaming
Photo of the Women's FA Cup final at Wembley stadium on 31/05/26 between Man City and Brighton
Robert Duvall on the phone from the film Falling Down, where he is a beat cop on his last day before retirement and he's just tryng to make it through the goddamn last day at work
Photo of a bunch of Eurovision performers
Photo of Charles Grodin and Robert De Niro in Midnight Run.
Photo of a sausage Sandwich
Photo of Danny Dyer, who famously said "does my nut" in a tweet about 9/11
Photo from Jurassic park showing a computer mouse being used wrongly. The cable is trailing backwards, the users hand is positioned incorrectly with the thumb on top rather than at the side and the button is being ordered awkwardly
Photo of a Volvo 950 excavator doing its thang
Photo of Jim Ratcliffe. Sorry, a chimpanzee who looks like Jim Ratcliffe
Photo of Chris Morris from The Day Today saying "I hate Sebastian Coe"
Photo of rigatoni pasta. Can't go wrong with big tubes
Screen shot of Copilot's incompetence, it suggests it can make a downloadable spreadsheet version of something then craps out and says "something went wrong"
Screenshot of an email from Nintendo saying "Why not play this game you already own?" and a picture of the Skyrim logo
Photo of the remnants of a tub of celebrations with several bountys, snickers and milkyways left, all the good ones being long gone
The Dua Lipa meme "I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!"
Photo of farfalle pasta that I've already put in a fake tupperware container because those resealable packets never work
Spotify unwrapped, obviously Doechii was top, then Daughter, UNKLE, Primal Scream and surprisingly Taylor
Photo of new blazing hot Tornadoz!
Photo of a packet of Tornadoz, a new corn crisp thing from Aldi. Like a flaming hot monster munch,ish. Not as spicy but are very moreish
Photo of lovely Greggs sausage roll
Photo of the EPG information for an episode of the Adam West Batman series. The title is Scat! Darn Catwoman. I think it must be one of the German episodes
Photo of spirali pasta
Some empty glasses
Photo of the sky TV guide with a channel only showing films released in the 2020s cos we're living in the distant future and there's no way the current year 2025 is real. I remember when the year 2000 was ages away and we're way passed that now. 2000 was over a quarter of a century ago and Rocky IV was about 15 years before that
Photo of Rocky at the end of Rocky IV doing the "if I can change..." speech
Rocky, Adrian and quite a nice cake actually, it's them in a boxing ring to celebrate their wedding anniversary
Paulie's birthday cake, it's supposed to be a picture of him but looks more like, er I don't know if over got the words to actually describe what it looks like. But it's not good
The very odd robot scene from Rocky 4 when Paulie gets a robot for his birthday. There's like lots of this robot in the film, at one point Paulie gets it to use a female voice and it is very upset when Paulie goes to Russia. I'm sure they fit very, very close
A photo of a whale I think, it's hard to tell really, it's the back of people's heads and some blobs in the sea
Rocky and Apollo frolicking in the sea from Rocky 3
Photo of not many crisps of the Bugles variety
Packet of Walkers Bugles that will very shortly be in my belly
Screenshot of two tweets, one some more bullshit from the guardian about having a robot massage, the second from swear clock saying tug on my piss pipe
Dave Spikey in Phoenix Nights singing "Black bin bags"
Photo of an advert at the football for "predator energy" drink. Maybe there is such a thing as too little focus grouping?
Eartha Kitt, also as Catwoman, meeeoooow!
Photo of the Goddess that is Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the 60s version of Batman
Screenshot of some clickbait that Google throws at you about a show I've never seen announcing that Steve Howey is joining the cast and the only Steve Howey I know used to play football so I'm making a joke as it's the Friday of a very long week and man I'm tired
Screenshot of copilot that shows the response to the question "why am I so tired all the time?" The response was: "You've asked, "Why am I so tired all the time?" — a question that resonates both personally and professionally. To help you explore this, I’ve reviewed internal communications, meeting transcripts, and external health resources. Here's a breakdown of what I found: 🧠 Personal Reflections and Workload Impact Your own messages suggest a mix of physical, emotional, and workload-related fatigue: You’ve mentioned being tired due to long workdays, calls, and weekend commitments, often feeling like you’re just pushing through until the day ends. There are signs of emotional strain, including references to depression and difficult personal anniversaries. You’ve described these episodes as “sneaky” and hard to spot until they hit. You’ve also noted poor sleep, especially around stressful periods or after dental procedures, which added physical discomfort and disrupted rest. Conversations with colleagues show shared experiences of exhaustion, suggesting that team-wide fatigue may be common, possibly due to workload or operational pressures." Which shows that it has searched through my work emails and teams messages
Photo of a lift button showing the ground floor is street level
Screenshot of Spotify which is advertising upcoming releases of oasis what's the story morning glory and the virgin suicides by air. Pretty sure both of these albums came out in the 90s
Photo I took on holiday in Madeira of some hills
Photo of Paul Whitehouse doing the pub bore character from the fast show whose catchphrase was X job was "The hardest game in the world"
Screenshot of my tweet and JB's tweet both not wanting to go to work today
Two and a bit beers as we're bad at the round system but too embarrassed to admit it
Screenshot of my timeline, a tweet referencing Luke Skywalker's death star run from Star Wars, and the next tweet is from Mark Hamill himself!
Screenshot of the scorecard from England v India, some of the numbers are bunched up at it looks like Ollie Pope scored over 10 million. It's a batter's wicket but that's still an impressive score
Photo of the sky TV planner showing joker 2 is available and the customer rating is two whole stars!
Photo of Mariokart world
Bernie Sanders "I am once again asking" meme. I am completely ignoring the choice to use the good socialist in a grabby gimme £200m tweet
Screenshot from huff post saying "boost for Rachel reeves" as one of the meaningless economic stats moves slightly. No one understands what it means it's just la la land nonsense but it keeps the commentariate occupied for a few hours till they're asked to churn another 800 words out on something else
Screenshot showing Latics 3 up early doors in the play offs
Danica Patrick in a toga style dress
Screenshot of my notifications showing Uber wanging on about teens
Photo of subtitles from Andor S2E5 saying "Hot, wet, blistering jungle"
Screen shot of subtitles from Wheeler Dealers saying "Using hydraulic pressure I flare the end..."
A post from Lynda Carter retweeting the announcement of the Oblivion remaster and saying that she does several voices in the game. I'm not sure it's possible to get much cooler than Lynda
Screenshot of the Bethesda games account that shows that Lynda Carter, the best Wonder Woman, follows Bethesda games.