phil

@pnc.bsky.social

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five-pointed toroidal earthling

racecar image from the old flash "insanity test"
screenshot of a tweet by @lincnotfound that reads professor x: whats your superpower? ostrich: i lay big egg professor × [telepathically to X-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
a chumbox ad for an article titled "9 Things You Never Realized You Could Do With Dryer Lint" and a photo of dryer lint
horse in hole
very bad drawing of a large, red-white-and-blue rocket on a launcher that reads USA. on two distant bright green mountaintops, another rocket has just launched and a third rocket is being loaded onto a launcher by a crane. some kind of airplane is exploding in the sky.
A side-by-side comparison of two white hand-pointer icons separated by a black arrow. On the left, the icon is framed by two vertical green lines showing the index finger is slightly tilted. On the right, the icon is skewed so the index finger is perfectly vertical, marked by a straight green line on the left and a diagonal green line across the knuckles.
an email thread screenshot,m. the quoted email includes a PDF attachment titled “Hilyr GIS UURB HST”. the top-posted reply reads, in huge bold italic serif, “FUCK G.I.S.”
a text message to “non-radioactive wife” that reads “did we remember to Photoshop Saddam Hussein into the place where we were going to Photoshop Saddam Hussein in?”
3x downvoted Stack Overflow question titled "c macro in macro. how to do it"
macOS dropdown showing "Close Tabs to the Left" highlighted in a browser tab menu.
Purple Profile You are a purple person if: You are imaginative, sensitive, artistic and sopbisticated. You have noble ideals and a keen appreciation of the cultural. You are alert, demanding foresighted, confident, resourceful, spontaneous and highly independent. You take delight in the beautiful, the gracious the sensitive but maintain an attitude of critical appraisal. In love you seek to attain a magical quality and refuse to settle for anything less You refuse to be "swept-off your feet" unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely ascertained. You are active in the support of things you belleve in, and are concerned with the pursuit of truth and other buman values. You take chances and believe that you must do so to make the most of what life has to offer. Purple is an exclusive color, mystical in quality, blending the two extremes of the spectrum, red & blue. Traditionally, purple represents spiendor, dignity, royalty, rank & wealth. Purple is a unique color, and it is truly a unique individual who holds it dear.
a photograph of a worn sign attached to an escalator. the sign reads “Do not use a standing escalator as a stairway.”
screenshot of an engineering parts drawing. it says 1/2 inch channel balance, and then underneath that in smaller text, it reads "actually 5/8 inch but considered 1/2 inch in the trade"
a screenshot of the Dropbox web UI. the main part of the UI is blurred, but along the top there is a blue banner asking "Need another file? Use AI powered universal search"," there's a popup offering "Get Dropbox on your desktop" overlaying another popup that says "Fast track feedback: Get projects reviewed and approved faster with Dropbox Replay"
A turn of the century black and white engraved illustration with two men wearing three-piece suits. Each are kneeling on one knee and holding the other leg up with their right hand. They each have a candlestick in their left hand and appear to be dueling.
a fire hydrant with an orange and yellow spiky wig on it
A photograph of five postcards fanned out being held by a hand. The postcards are blue and white and say "Smell Gas. Act Fast." Across the top there are a series of icons titled "Gas," "Smell," "Leave," and "Call." The "Gas" icon is behind a plastic cover that says "peel & sniff."
a line art drawing of a black sky full of stars is visible above a pink, otherworldly landscape. text overlaid on the sky in a blue box reads "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives." Duo, the green Duolingo owl, is seated in the foreground. He is incredibly muscular with chiseled lats and biceps. He has a noticeable tanline from a thong.
me, frowning, standing in front of an aisle endcap that says Frito Lay Stacks
a man wearing glasses (me) standing in front of a wall with a huge graphic of bristly black hair, a closeup of part of a body
original cd rom of cue cat software