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An army of invaders storms a castle; the first invader stops halfway up the ladder as a nude man calls from the top, 'We are a nudist community. You can't raid us unless you're nude!'

Inside an airplane cabin, nearly all passengers are nude except one man still in clothes in the back. A nude flight attendant announces, "This is a nudist plane, so the gentleman wearing clothes in the back will have to leave the plane."

On Halloween night, a couple in a witch and vampire costume greet a trick-or-treater. A sign inside reads "Bless our naturist home..." The witch says, "If we wore the costumes we normally wear around here, it would really scare them!"

Asada & Mischa #5, Asada Minus One. Mischa asks Asada what he likes to do; he says sleep, read, and smash buildings. Excited, they go smash buildings together with Asada's laser eyes, until Mischa steps on rubble and Asada concludes maybe violence doesn't suit her.

A shirt and pair of pants sit crumpled on a chair, sobbing beside an open gift box. An anthropomorphic lamp tells an anthropomorphic mirror, 'He just found out he was given as a birthday gift to a nudist.'

A nude, bearded man resembling an ancient Greek statue stands at a movie studio reception desk. The flustered receptionist is on the phone saying, "There's someone here with a very specific complaint about the accuracy in your movie, Mr. Nolan."

Nova Unbound Chapter 1, The Pilot. A stranded astronaut's pod crashes to a planet beneath three suns; Nova, in her spacesuit, wakes disoriented and struggles free of the wreckage in a golden alien landscape.

The comic is titled "Asada & Mischa: Let's Dance!" Panel 1: Mischa, nude, is dancing energetically with a joyful expression. Asada, in his monster suit, looks concerned and asks, "Um, Mischa? Are you okay?" Mischa responds enthusiastically, "I'm dancing!" Panel 2: A close-up of Mischa's hand reaching out to Asada's clawed hand. Asada hesitantly asks, "Can I dance? How do I—" Mischa says, "Come here!" Panel 3: Mischa, standing behind Asada, tries to lift him up by his waist, saying, "Let me lift you!" Asada exclaims, "Wait, no!!" Panel 4: Both characters crash to the ground. Mischa notices some bugs and says, "Hey look, there're bugs!" Asada comments, "At least the ground feels nice..."

Two nude guests, a man and a woman, stand at a counter facing a nude clerk who sits behind a small desk with a laptop. Above them is a bone-shaped sign reading "SUPERNATURAL RANCH." One guest asks, "Why do you call it that?" The seated clerk replies, "The accommodations are super, and the guests are au naturel."

A man and woman are stranded on a tiny island with a sign that reads 'No Nude Bathing.' Just offshore, a second small island with a 'Nude Beach' sign is visible, but between them shark fins circle ominously. Caption: 'Talk about rotten luck!'

Comic Title: Diary of the Astro-Nudes by Ahmed Raafat. Comic Subtitle: No Artificial Additives. Panel 1: Brad, Janet, Arr, and Arreya arrive at a supermarket. Panel 2: Inside the store, Arr and Arreya push a shopping cart while looking around curiously. Panel 3: Around them are products labeled 'NUDE 100% NATURAL MILK,' 'NAKED' dressing, and 'BARE' soup. Panel 4: Janet approaches the cart and asks if they found everything. Panel 5: Arreya says, 'We also noticed you name a lot of things naked, nude... and we wondered why!' Panel 6: Janet explains, 'It means something is healthy, natural, and free from artificial additives!' Arreya concludes, 'So if naked food is good... why not people too?'

At a comic convention, Mischa (nude) and Asada (in a monster suit) navigate crowds and vendors, confusing convention-goers who think Asada is in costume. An artist at a signing table asks Mischa who she's cosplaying as; she looks puzzled and replies, 'Am I what?'

A giant Godzilla-like monster towers over a city skyline, smashing buildings. Written across its body are the words 'Naturist stereotypes.' Below the scene, the caption reads, 'Won't that thing ever go away?'

On a beach near a lighthouse, a group of cheerful green sea turtles have shed their shells and are running nude along the sand toward a sign that reads 'Nude Beach.'

In a small New England Town in the late 19th Century, the great American poet Walt Whitman has just opened his door to receive a visitor. Mr. Whitman is completely nude, and the visitor is a workman carrying an electric meter under one arm. Speaking to the great man, the workman says 'As you've been singing the body electric, Mr. Whitman, the Power Company has sent me to install a meter.' Incidentally, over a century after Whitman's death some photographs were discovered in the files of his friend Thomas Eakins, which do seem to record Whitman posing in the nude. You come for the laughs, you stay for the learning.

Asada & Mischa 3: What Lies Beneath. Panel 1: Mischa asks, "What do you look like underneath all that foam rubber?" Asada responds, "I...don't know..." Panel 2: Mischa, "Don't you want to come out?" Asada replies, "Nope. I'm cozy in here!" Panel 3: Mischa states, "I'm naked and I'm burning up alright? Now, what's with you?" Asada teases, "What if I told you I have A/C in here?" Panel 4: Mischa eagerly asks, "Can I fit in there too?" to which Asada curtly replies, "Back off, Sweaty." A footnote adds, "Note: They could easily sit under a nearby tree..."

A nude cartoon man with a tall tan stovepipe hat and bright yellow teeth struts past two nude women. One woman points at him and says, "You gotta admit, the guy is color-coordinated."

On the grounds of a nudist resort, a woman is confronted by two human-sized, anthropomorphic newts. One of the newts is speaking. The caption reads 'Oh I do beg your pardon. We were under the impression that this was a newtist resort.' And just because there's very little chance that the text to speech program is going to pronounce 'newtist' in a way in which the pun remotely works, here's an extra dumb newt joke just for you - Did you hear about the identical twins who you could only tell apart because one owned a salamander? It was a case of my newt differences.

Three people stand beside a backyard swimming pool. A man in swim trunks and sunglasses and a woman in a bikini stare at a nude man with a large belly. The nude man says, 'I'm not skinny dipping. Do I look skinny to you?'

Nudie Shack comic by Jerry King, titled "Roast of the Town." Panel 1: A nude man wearing sunglasses stands at a podium addressing a group of fellow nudists. He says, "Before we get started, I'd like to address something from last week's meeting..." Panel 2: He continues, "Apparently, not everyone was paying attention during our sun protection class." Panel 3: The group turns to look at a man who is completely sunburned bright red, texting on his phone and not paying attention. He stands awkwardly among other unimpressed, normally tanned nudists.

Nova Unbound, page 1. A small spacecraft trailing fire approaches a purple and orange planet lit by three suns. Inside the cockpit, astronaut Nova panics and reaches for a flashing warning button as the ship plunges through the atmosphere in flames. The ship crashes through an alien forest in a shower of sparks and comes to rest on rocks in a purple valley, with Nova lying motionless nearby in her torn spacesuit.

Nudie Cutie Comics gag panel by Zaftig Pink, set at "Piney Bottoms Nudist Resort." Two nude men play cards at a green table: one, smoking a cigar, holds his cards low against his hip, while the other points accusingly with his own hand raised. A nude blonde woman stands in the background near a bulletin board and a framed photo of nudists walking outdoors. Caption reads: "You know damned well I've got nothing up my sleeve!"