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He/him. Hockey fan and professional time-waster

Dr. Harry Weston, played by Richard Mulligan, and his faithful companion Dreyfuss, played by Bear the dog, from the Golden Girls spinoff show Empty Nest. I regret to inform you that both of them are dead.
A man dressed up in an old-timey red and white striped onesie swimsuit, replete with a straw hat and handlebar mustache.
A picture of the court for tonightā€™s first game of the NBA Finals, replete with the fugly-ass Larry Oā€™Brien Trophy.
Me wearing the cursed Quebec Nordiques sweater the Avs sported this year (and I guess never will again). Nathan MacKinnonā€™s name and number are on the back in case anyoneā€™s curious.
Avalanche enforcer Scott Parker sporting a nice shiner under his right eye, likely from a fight.
The classic 2022 Kadri-inspired shirt that reads TOO MANY MEN.
Custom DS9 title card reading ā€œHit the Goddamned Netā€.
Randy Carlyleā€¦not to be confused with Brandi Carlile.
My cat Argyle. He is a tabby with mackerel striping, at least thatā€™s my understanding. Iā€™m kinda new to being a cat dad.
ESPN telling us that the Avs have won seven straight series after leading 3 games to 1, although the last time they lost a series was in 2003 toā€¦Minnesota. And God do I remember that one.
A lot of online praise for someone named (or nicknamed) Ernie.
The score of the Avalanche/Wild game with 6 goals to 9.
Princess Diana in her iconic ā€œrevenge dress.ā€
The Bluesky notification bell with a rather high number (for me at least). In this case itā€™s 22.
Three different posts celebrating Carter Hartā€™s own goal
A young, terrified child posing with an ā€œEaster Bunny,ā€ frankly I donā€™t blame the child.
A screenshot of a link to the latest Steve Dangle LFR video, and his profile pic just happens to line up perfectly with Radko Gudasā€™s body!
Nick Cousins andā€¦some other guyā€¦from the Ottawa Senators celebrate on the ice for some reason, probably because they scored. Their uniforms would look a lot cooler if they didnā€™t wear a dark helmet with a white jersey but nooooooo.
Screenshot of the VERY SLOW Devils/Bruins game thatā€™s still tied and likely going to OT, with a blurb informing us that the Pens/Avs game we would all rather be watching is being pushed to 9:50 Eastern.
Pat Monahan, lead singer and sole (sister) remaining original member of the classic Millennial pop group Train. Here he is sporting a variation of his iconic bed head hairstyle.
Zdeno Chara with an absolutely MENACING grin
Score of the Habs/Kings game about four minutes into the 2nd period, tied 1-1 but a shot differential of 16-3 in favor of Los Angeles(!!!).
Penalties in the second for the Avs tonight. Sorry Iā€™m not writing it all out tonight.
Bill Murray from Kingpin holding his bowling ball aloft, combover in complete chaos.
Some idiot at the Saddledome years ago brought a TRADE GIRARD sign to an Avalanche/Flames game. Fuck that loser even though he finally got his wish.
George Costanza thinking of the perfect comeback in the car says ā€œOh, yes. Thatā€™s what I should have saidā€ before he turns the car around.
Trump: I need you to read this message carefully. Have faith in me - what Iā€™m about to share is very important. *link that I had no intention of opening* MAGA! Stop2END
Screenshot from that other social network run by the drugged up Nazi wannabe trillionaire. First post from Ethan Sears says: Jack Hughes on playing alongside Quinn: "It's funny, we go to the same spots a little bit. ... I wanted to play with him all night. It's so fun to be doing give-and-gos with him, playing off each other." That then is quoted by JP Gambatese: Is it the biggest fumble in franchise history if Quinn never ends up with the #NJDevils? I think so.
An image of Kanto, a villainous character from the New Gods title, created by Jack Kirby. Unfortunately I donā€™t know the artist of this particular picture.
The infamous lineup card of ā€œAmericanā€ names from the video game ā€œSuper Bases Loadedā€ SLEVE MCDICHAEL ONSON SWEEMEY DARRYL ARCHIDELO ANATOL I SMORIN REY MCSRIFF GLENALLEN MIXON MARIO MCRLWAIN RAUL CHAMGERLAIN KEVIN NOGILNY TONY SMEHRIK BOBSON DUGNUTT WILLIE DUSTICE JEROMY GRIDE SCOTT DOUROUE SHOWN FURCOTTE DEAN WESREY MIKE TRUK DWIGT RORTUGAL TIM SANDAELE KARL DANDLETON MIKE SERNANDEZ TODD BONZALEZ
The 7-lbs. soft striped beast known as Argyle Frost sleeps before his next hunt.
A card that reads: MERRIAM-WEBSTER Your 2026 Word sloppy
A Denver Broncos player (I canā€™t remember who) sporting an old Orange Crush-era throwback uniform, except the helmet is white.
A cropped screenshot of this post above, highlighted is the number of likesā€”666.
Scott Wedgwood of the Colorado Avalanche takes his ā€œteammateā€™sā€ water bottle.
My cat Argyle enraptured by the Avalanche game.
The scene: a somewhat large tv with the Avalanche/Panthers game on amidst a dirty basement with toys strewn about. We pan left to see small cat, he is mesmerized by the theatrics on screen.
Neighborhood cat Claus takes a look at me and goes on his merry way.
Neighborhood cat Claus sitting in my daughterā€™s monkey-shaped chair. Heā€™s a beautiful black and white tabby and purrs like a race car constantly. And yes, Claus has very sharp claws.
The Philadelphia 76ers uniform set they sported from 1991 to 1994. All I can say is, wow, thatā€™s a LOT of stars.
A poster depicting a vampire with a very long tongue from the show ā€œThe Strain.ā€ Goddammit this show could have been great.
A poster for the tv show Rubicon, starring James Badge Dale, which only aired one season.
A poster for the 1995 film ā€œThings to Do in Denver When Youā€™re Deadā€ with Andy Garcia looking tough as usual. The tagline reads ā€œProtect. Honor. Love. Avenge.ā€
A snapshot from the NHL app that shows league leaders. Nathan MacKinnon is leading in points (37) and goals (17) and Connor McDavid is leading in assists (23). Quinn Hughes has had the leagueā€™s longest single game time on ice with 27:03ā€¦and Mikko Rantanen is leading the league in PENALTY MINUTES with 57. WTF.
The girls watching the aurora borealis in Denton, Nebraska
Alexander Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals wearing a blue helmet with a white jersey for reasons unknown.
Hugh Freeze saluting after coaching a game from a hospital-style bed when he was still the coach at Liberty.
A group spam thread one of the recipients renamed yā€™all **ggas horrible scammers.ā€ It wasnā€™t me!!!!
Texas AG and notorious ladiesā€™ man Ken Paxton.
Samantha Morton as one of the precrime psychics in Minorty Report.
Cancelling my subscription to The Athletic. The screen reads: PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR CANCELLATION. Once you confirm, you will no longer be charged for your subscription. You will be able to access The Athleticā€™s exclusive reporting, stories, and subscriber experiences until September 26, 2025. Followed by two buttons: ā€œI changed my mind,ā€ and ā€œComplete Cancellation.ā€ You probably know which one I hit.
An excerpt from Jonas Siegelā€™s article on Mitch Marner from The Athletic which reads: Mark Hunter, who shared the interim GM's role at that point with Kyle Dubas, thought otherwise. Tasked with overseeing the draft, Hunter opted for the forward he knew best from his years running the OHL's London Knights: Mitch Marner. "Him being such a local boy, he will be able to handle the rigours of playing in Toronto," Hunter said not long after the draft concluded in June 2015. "Mitch Marner's gonna be a good player for the Toronto Maple Leafs."
Morgan Wallen wearing a Kid Rock shirt while hanging with Drake and Roger Clemens. Ugh.
A phone notification from The Athletic that reads ā€œNHL staff mock draft 2.0. Our experts convened to select the entire first round. Which star do the Avalanche land?ā€
The cover to the 1990 Super Nintendo game Bill Laimbeerā€™s Combat Basketball.
Someone using their phone to play tic-tac-toe with three shaven heads at a soccer pitch. At least thatā€™s what I think it looks like.
Screenshot of a donation for $25 to Wabash Shelter, they could use your help as well.
A photo of beloved Colorado Rockies owner Dick Monfort.
iPhone notification telling me the Rockies are getting ready to lose again.