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I write about video games sometimes. My life is a Yakuza substory. Pacers/Colts/Sharks. Snoopy fan account. Gaming articles: https://www.polygonalwater.com/ Everything else: linktr.ee/thomas_joe97

Pan containing strawberry brownies
The number one cop on the force, Sergei Bobrovsky
“The End” screen, Super Paper Mario (Wii, 2007)
A Better Tomorrow II VHS tape, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories for PlayStation 2, and Driving Emotion Type-S for PS2
The Odyssey Good Morning, Vietnam There's No Time For Love, Charlie Brown Play It Again, Charlie Brown
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey movie poster
Modded PS2 running OPL, showing SkyGunner in a list of games
Good Morning Vietnam, Blue Juice, and Catching The Wave Nu Skin VHS tapes
Super Paper Mario title screen on an LCD TV
Downtown Chicago
Big sign on the highway that says HELL IS REAL
Neo Geo arcade cabinet running Windjammers
Chicago skyline at sunset
There's No Time For Love, Charlie Brown Play It Again, Charlie Brown Shaun of the Dead (rewatch) Donnie Darko
PokePark 2 end credits
Crashing waves at Lake Michigan, USA
Kaz Hirai E3 "It's Ridge Racer!"
Groudon bringing a drought upon the world, Pokemon Omega Ruby
PAUSA DE HIDRATACION
NHL Open Ice 2 on 2 Challenge game case for the PlayStation 1
PokePark 2: Wonders Beyond title screen
Pat Metheny Group - Still Life (Talking) vinyl record on a record player
A teal sports car cruises down the highway, Ridge Racer V
PS3 Super Slim
THE EQUALIZER
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty ending screen
Raiden in the Big Shell facility, Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance (displayed on a CRT TV)
PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE BIG MONEY MIKE IS CALLING
San Jose Sharks trade up and select Ryan Lin at #21
The San Jose Sharks select Keaton Verhoeff ninth overall at the 2026 NHL draft
The San Jose Sharks select Ivar Stenberg at the 2026 NHL draft
Swedish hockey player Ivar Stenberg, widely projected as the #2 overall pick in the 2026 NHL draft
The WNBA, Indiana Fever playing the Phoenix Mercury, Caitlin Clark dribbles the ball up the court
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance title screen
Carey Price in a Sharks jersey
Stage transition screen, Super Castlevania IV
Timecop (1994) VHS tape
Diddy Kong Racing title screen
The Mask and His Girl Friday on VHS
"THAT'S WHAT THE ~~MONEY~~ ALEX NEDELJKOVIC IS FOR" - Don Draper - Me
Tales of Xillia 2 end credits, with a drawing of Ludger Kresnik and Elle Mel Marta
The Princess Bride, Fargo, Ghosts on the Loose VHS tapes
Anamaguchi - Endless Fantasy CD
Story-Rich Showcase Favorites: Burn-9, Catchesis, Grave Seasons, Ambrosia Sky, Nirvana Noir, Titanium Court
Wholesome Direct favorites: Fields of Mistria, Dungeon Tourists, Deer & Boy, Petal Runner, Otterly Lost, Japanese Rural Life Adventure, Danchi Days
"I have done nothing but ̶t̶e̶l̶e̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ watch video game presentations for 3 days." - TF2 Soldier - Me
Southeast Asian Games Showcase favorites: Cable City, Building Relationships, Memoirium, Sepak U, Work Work Work, Until Then: Afterimages, Hoa 2
Day of the Devs favorites: Mr. Records, Threads of Time, Screenbound, Super Yooka-Laylee Kart
My favorite announcements in Summer Game Fest: Mighty Cuphead Adventure, gen ATLAS, Stranger Than Heaven Update, Assassin’s Creed Black Flag, Star Wars Galactic Racer, Virtua Fighter Crossroads, Final Fantasy VII Revelation
TWO WARS?? - Dennis Reynolds
I need that. We need that.
Favorite games from Women Led Games showcase: Fallosophy, Portabellows, Every Wednesday, Toada Brava, REST STOP, Lily’s World XD, House of Saturn, What They Don’t Sea, Short Short Fictions
Latin American Games Showcase favorites: Eterspire, Ornament Tower, Bulbo’s Belief System, Kosenki, Quantum Quartz, Artius: Pure Imagination, Headcutter, Under Canopies, Colorbound
Job listing to fight a large monster in Tales of Xillia 2, referencing the song Rock Lobster by the B-52s
Gitaroo Man on PS Classics catalog
Favorite games from the 2026 Black Voices In Gaming showcase: Bathory: Heritage of Blood, Netcode Warriors, Rogue Eclipse, Truck-kun Is Supporting Me From Another World?!, and RollerGirl
Starting five of Chris Paul, Manu Ginobili, Jimmy Butler, Terry Cummings, and DeMarcus Cousins
Tales of Xillia 2 title screen
The Mix favorites: Oh My Doug!, Wildblue Skies, Mega Gum, Duskfade, Isle Goblin, Twinkle’s Galactic Tour, Paperhead
The Mix Summer Game Showcase