PolyMaus

@polymaus.bsky.social

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On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

Screenshot from Bob's Burgers. The first image is Bob telling Tina "Let's see your 'everything is okay' face." The camera shifts to Tina making a miserable expression.
Meme of Kim Kitsuragi throwing up his hands: "Absoulte Kineema"
1980s themed background and text: "Sounds like Communist propaganda but ok" This image is being posted ironically in case there is any doubt.
Massachusetts license plate "5ENP 41". It looks a bit like a word often used in anime.
A crying light-haired anime girl wearing traditional dress. Below her is a crying frog with an umbrella above it to block her tears.
Australian super tan wojak sitting behind a keyboard with a Foster's beer can beside him. The text says HIDE AUSTRALIAN THREADS IGNORE AUSTRALIAN POSTS DO NOT REPLY TO AUSTRALIAN POSTERS
Screenshot of a post from @ramiismail.com: "Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
Final page of The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito. Reading right to left, the first panel is a worker saying, "I wonder if they're connected to the ones over there. I'm going to take a look." In the second panel he looks in an oddly shaped tunnel. In the third panel he begins screaming. The final panel takes up most of the page, it's an extremely distorted human with thin long limbs, torso and face, making a "DRR DRR DRR" noise. The worker says "I-I SEE SOMETHING!! SI-SIR!! IT'S SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY!!"
Nermal from Garfield
A window completely obscured with snow.
A text screenshot. The first text is from my father, saying "OK. I'm giving you one more chance to redeem yourselves. Observe the screenshot above where I thanked ChatGPT for giving me the best method to share videos on Zoom with optimize bandwidth and audio. I prefer it over asking a person to be perfectly honest. It's friendly, respectful, and no nonsense." The second text is from myself, saying "Redemption opportunity declined, if ChatGPT had a face I would punch it in the nuts."
A four panel comic. In the first panel, a girl asks a guy "So, any plans for the weekend?" The guy says "Gonna stay inside, by my self." The girl asks "Oh, because of the virus?" The guy says "The what?" Also, the guy is wearing a shirt of Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club.
Picture of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking miserable and angry captioned "Landlords watching you enjoy a day of free rent on 29th Feb"
Caption: Me normally: Our government is corrupt at every level, fuck the law, civil war now, let it all burn. Me when a European voices one of their stupid European opinions The picture is of an American in full revolutionary uniform, original flag on display, eagles, fireworks, hamburger, a flask labeled "her majesty royal tears", gold bars, a mouse pad with the constitution on it, and many other patriotic items.
Tweet from @tara_chara captioned "do you watch Tonari no Sainferudo with subs or dubs". Below the caption is a collection of Seinfeld seasons, but all the text is Japanese on the DVD covers.
A pair of "Sillies" brand socks, with the words OCD OBSESSIVE Christmas DISORDER" printed on them.
A crying screaming cat
Screenshot of Seinfeld. Elaine has a nervous expression asking "Maybe the streaming services...could have ads?" Peterson looks off into the distance and says "The very ads I went to the streaming services to avoid."
A gold star labeled "Has never even opened ChatGPT"
Wrestling announcers shocked and amazed.
Quote from Winston Churchill: "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."
George W. Bush being told that a second plane has hit the Twin Towers.
Tweet from @ethanjacobslaw from 2021. The text in the tweet is "OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?"
Sign with an arrow on the bottom with these words written on it: ORC ACCESS ACCÈS À L'ORC
Ryuki from AI: The Somnium Files Nirvana Initiative having a mental breakdown and speaking in nonsensical kanji.
Two panel screenshot from The Simpsons. First panel is Marge sitting in a bedroom saying "At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh." The second panel is her continuing to sit there with a blank expression.
Smiling star with balloons and confetti around it. Caption says "YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A warlock with a skeleton face saying "GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7000 SKELETONS"
Top panels are a dog sitting in a field with a rainbow behind him saying "This is unbearable." Bottom panels are a dog sitting in a room actively on fire saying "This is fine."
Heavily memed picture of a person's transition from M to F.
Art of Spamton G. Spamtom holding the phone to the camera saying "IT'S FOR YOU"
Quote from Winston Churchill: If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
Meme of fictional character Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
A rainbow pride flag hung up in a shop window. Underneath is a sign stating "WE NOW SHARPEN KNIVES"
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Savitri Devi". Contents: Savitri Devi Mukherji (born Maximiani Julia Portas) was a French-born Greek-Italian Nazi sympathizer, spy, and author. She served the Axis powers by committing acts of espionage against the Allied forces in India. An exponent of esoteric Hitlerism, she became a leading member of the neo-Nazi underground during the 1960s. Savitri was a proponent of a synthesis of Hinduism and Nazism, proclaiming Adolf Hitler to have been an avatar of the Hindu god Vishnu. She depicted Hitler as a sacrifice for humanity that would lead to the end of the worst World Age, the Kali Yuga, which she believed was induced by the Jews. She was also a radical animal rights activist and vegetarian.
Simpsons screenshot. Barney is sitting on the bus with Mr. Burns. Barney asks "Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?" Burns responds "Oh, my, no. I'm Monty Burns."
A green sedan with massive wheels and the words "FREE PALESTINE" printed on the side
Anime art from @hanagamigendai. The top picture is a bright eyed red haired anime girl starting a new office job with a blank desktop. The bottom picture is that same girl, in a dark room with instant raman and a granola bar with sticky notes on her monitor along with her desktop being filled with various folders.
Fuckboy with Snapchat caption "Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha"
First post from Van Weasel: Oh no, cybertruck at the good coffee shop... Second post from Poof Birb: I love vandalism Third post from Joseph Fink: It finally happened: someone vandalized my neighbor's cybertruck. "Oh no."
Caption: Them: you're really going to die for drag queens and queen folk? Underneath the caption is a picture of Dale from King of the Hill wearing a balaclava saying "Someone is."
Screenshot of Wikipedia stating "The word mausoleum derives from the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, the grave of King Mausolus, the Persian satrap of Caria, whose"
Leonard Lawerence AKA Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket doing the Kubrick stare.
live adachi reaction
Picture of Solid Snake with the caption "why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for love? What if I'm just hungry"
Stick figure comic of a person holding a swastika flag, doing a nazi salute and yelling SIEG HEIL. A stick figure watches this and says "man, fuck nazis" to his friend. His friend responds "not everyone you disagree with is a nazi". The last frame is a zoomed in version of the stick figures face.
Red wojak of horror
A meme based off of the "How do you do fellow kids" meme. The caption on top is "Whenever I have to take my car into the shop" and the image is Steve Buschemi saying "How do you do, fellow republicans?" He is wearing a MAGA hat and has a republican elephant on his skateboard.
Screenshot from Fate/Stay Night, the subtitle reads "People die if they are killed..."
Rodney Dangerfield on stage
Text conversation between my father and me. Dad texts "Hey, I watched the first episode of fate stay night Unlimited Blade works. Really good! Go team Rin!" I text back "Hahaha yes! Glad to hear it!!!"
Horrendous paper jam in which nearly every page is curled up on the paper tray
Two skunks hanging out
A completely empty blackboard. At the very bottom there is a drawing of a gingerbread man with the sentence "Run run as fast as you can..."
Clearly AI generated picture of a blonde white girl sent via text. The text message says "Me and my friends only date guys that vote. It takes 2 minutes to check your registration status and register. Paid for by coconut brat pac, reply stop to end."
Celebrating 10M users, I am user 941,072.
Graffiti from Disco Elysium stating "SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN"