Pooja

@poojayou07.bsky.social

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Developer | Conan O'Brien Fan | T1D | Skin care

This is the Facebook ad which says FOR SALE: BD- Slightly Used, Major Issues $1 Description FOR SALE: Deadbeat Baby Daddy - Slightly Used, Major Issues Tired of broken promises and no financial help? Well, now YOU can own this limited-edition Deadbeat Baby Daddy! Comes with a starter pack of excuses, a disappearing act, and a PhD in Gaslighting. Low effort, high drama. Features include: • Ghosting skills on point • Expert in blaming everyone but himself • Occasional texts that say "I miss you" • Works harder avoiding responsibilities than he ever did at a job Condition: Emotionally unavailable. May require spiritual exorcism and a court order to remove. Price: FREE - just come get him before he tries to move back in. No returns. No warranty. Comes as-is. Bring sage.
It’s a plate filled with idly, Sambar and raita