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Screenshot of an excerpt of an FDA warning letter sent to Zach bush MD’s supplement company from May 2024 stating that his Nature Sinus Support nasal spray is hugely fucking contaminated with microorganisms. People were just blasting this shit right up their nostrils getting all those bacteria and fungi tucked into the cracks in their sinuses right up against their brains
Picture of jair bolsonaro smiling with the Snapchat caption “smile bespite the pain yall see in my eyes”
Screencap of an ai-smegma absolutely SEO’d to fuck movie summary website blog post titled “the breadwinner 2026 ending explained: shocking cast and hidden facts”
Pachycephalosaurus making out with a curvy page 3 style bikini babe in the woods while the giant face of a grey alien looks on with delight from the background, between the trees.
Picture of the top reddit threads from r/cumbiggerloads for the past month
Picture of 7 different Ploopy Adept track balls. They have a large central orb at the center between 6 clicky buttons
Screencap of Too long bluesky post which is formatted in the manner of a reddit post and some replies which reads as follows: post on r/ceilingfanfans from u/grimceilingfandango: Hi all, finally bought a house with multiple ceiling fans last fall and LOVE THEM! SO much more air circulation than I’m used to from years of box fan apartment living! Question: Recently the light and fan toggle switches in the kitchen ‘fan have started clanking together repeatedly, regardless of what velocity the blades are set to spin at? Not sure if due to changing weather or what - darn annoying though… Any guidance appreciated! u/threetugdoug789: harmonic cascade get your family out NOW u/twotugdoug88: sounds like a harmonic cascade close the door to the room (if you can) if not stop up your ears. Worse if it’s a steady rhythm. Call 911 u/michaelpusey: no one ever reads the faq lmao u/burntcedar2004: long shot but did u ever listen to the Hawkwind song Sonic Attack (1981)?
Same comic panel as quoted but the original pixelated png image rather than the upscaled super eagle 2xsai zsnes BULLSHIT
Ai upscaled version of the celebrated achewood comic where Pat gets abs and roast beef says oh man that is mega nasty that is dog shit, but the drawings look all fucked up and the text looks extra fucked yo cause it’s been AI upscaled
Photo of PrimoHoagies franchise Italian sandwich chain president and CEO Nicholas Papanier, Jr
Picture of two generic mother fucking operator PlayStation3 fidelity type dumb asses and then the text “TRUE ITEM OWNERSHIP” above larger text “ENGAGING ECOSYSTEM” and then it says this: “Shrapnel prioritizes true digital ownership of in-game assets, including cosmetics and playable Operators. Level up your Operator to unlock and select different perks to make it truly unique and customize your playstyle, creating a combat identity that stands apart! You can also choose to trade your Operators on the Shrapnel Marketplace, use the Printer to craft mystery rewards or transform multiple items into something new through our dynamic Recycle Depot.”
Classic achewood comic where Ray looks at roast beef through a kaleidoscope and says he looks like he’s 69ing the dudes from ABBA. beef says three dudes can’t 69 man think about it. Ray corrects him by introducing the concept of the Isosceles Lock, which is a way for three dudes to suck, which Ray believes was invented by the dudes from ABBA. Available here https://achewood.com/2004/05/03/title.html
https://achewood.com/2004/05/21/title.html
Fei from Xenogears saying “my father? You mean my dad?” From xenogears (PSX)
“Plot introduction” of Dan Simmons’ Olympos available from this wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympos_(novel)
Classic illustration of a pachycephalosaurus passionately making out with a pin-up style lingerie babe in a forest. In the background the gigantic face of a Grey Alien looks on with interest, smiling slightly with mouth agape. The text “How this make you feel white boy?” Is superimposed on top
“Reacher: you said it, my man. You always know what’s on my mind”
Dominos pizza tracker but it says FUCK is the current step and the description is “the demon brothers are fucking your pizza.” Also the final step is DESTROY
“It clears your mind. It feels good. It’s free. If you could invent a product that did that you’d be a trillionaire.” If you’re reading this post, chances are you already know where that quote comes from: That’s what Steve Jobs had to say about jerking off. But did you know that other leading Builders in the SaaS industry have insights about beating your shit? Find out more…
Lyndon B Johnson perhaps one of the original Showers (not grower). Either that or he was just constantly erotically titillated by his pursuit of power. But only slightly, based on the literature (as far as I can recall). Slapping his semi down on a desk being like Meat-Off Time. You lose you vote for the great society. I just think if he was getting pissed and angrily unbuttoning his trousers to pull out a fully erect dick to threaten a 53 year old senator it wouldn’t have nearly the same intimidation factor. It’s about fear of the unknown. It’s about making them say “well Jesus Christ if the god damn things that big and he’s not even hard who KNOWS what the whole story is. My whole shit looks like an animal cracker got stuck to some gum and rolled over a hairball. I have to vote to electrify West Texas.”’
Pachycephalosaurus kissing Stone Age style babe while grey alien looks on in background, approvingly
Pulp comic type drawing of a big titty bikini woman making out with a pachycephalosaurus who is holding her tenderly with his forepaws while frenching her. She’s into it. In the background are some trees, behind that is the giant head of a grey alien style alien, smiling or smirking. Impossible to read his true intent. Overlaid atop it all is the text “How this make you feel white boy?” In one of the semi retro looking serif’d fonts that come free with an operating system. Basically It says HOW THIS MAKE YOU FEEL WHITE BOY over a thick busty babe making out with a dinosaur, grey alien in background looking overall pleased. He’s not the white boy who should be concerned with how he is made to feel.
I really don’t like and find repulsive how “pushing/pushed my shit in” is still common forum-era gamer shorthand for “a section of game/boss is really difficult.” Like “damn the optional boss of Clair Obscur is still pushing my shit in.” Oh so you’re saying this game is so hard it is fucking you in the ass?? And also you are not eating enough fiber, or your diet is so fucked, that you are not adequately evacuating your bowels?? Or are you just gaming while holding in a big poop, like a child?
Taylor Swift is sooooooo sexy attractive to me 😍😍😍😚😚😚because when I was in highschool my girlfriend and I spent a lot of time wearing hoodies and clinging to eachother hugging silently at the far end of the soccer field or 10 feet away from the swings at a park playground while making up after a huge fight about an Alkaline Trio lyric I put into my AIM profile that she got SO fucking mad over because she said she was convinced it was directed at “one of your summer camp bitches” and I just KNOW Taylor and I would have hit it off the exact same way and eventually broken up in front of the 5th avenue LEGO store on a school band trip to NYC and 2 and a half years later she would release a song titled “Brick By Brick (We Fell to Pieces)” 🤩🤩🤩
Picture of Denethor from lord of the rings (the shitty dad from third movie) eating dinner morosely in that one scene with the following text appended: “me eating my mail delivery Factor GLP-1 Balance microwaveable protein bowl after typing “please speak to me in a warm comforting woman’s voice for roughly 12 minutes. Tell me you are happy to see me and talk about your day and how you were thinking of me, and summarize several light news stories. Towards the end of the conversation drop your voice into a sultry whisper and ask me if I am ready for dessert in a very suggesting and sensual manner. Blonde with large ass and pert tits, slight Midwestern accent. 18-23 years old.” Into my chatgpt pro app😄”
Tweet from @bedbugs99 from many years ago which reads: “There once was a porn forum on SA where ppl would post things like, “Looking for a clip: amateur girl, had kind of a long index finger? I think the couch was tan” and 9 guys would immediately respond, “Definitely Bang Storm Ep. 702. Couch around 8:00:00. Nice Cowgirl on that one.”
One of those sweatshirts from 2012-2014 that said “touch my butt and my me pizza” but it has been crudely edited in ms paint to say “touch my wife’s butt and buy us pizza”
Dead social media website Post written in style of Reddit post follows: “StickyBandit89 -2171 points 4 months ago Erm. Hi yall, Mod of r/nostalgia here, PLEASE stop sharing Kate Winslet’s nude scene from Titanic (1997). I can’t tell you how many posts ScholasticHookFaire2006 and I have had to remove over the past 4 weeks. Admittedly it’s an important scene for all of us 90s kids (and a freaking horny one too boot, I’m not made of stone, don’t act like I don’t know it ;)) but we made a firm commitment to the admins to keep this a SFW sub after the Pam and Tommy Lee debacle back in 2016. Also a final warning to some of you: threats against the mods are never ok. Regardless of how many updoots we have, we are still human beings behind the screen.”
Top half of image is a screenshot from Half-Life 2, Dr. Breen’s image is displayed on a holographic panel delivering a public address to new arrivals to City 17 (from the first level when you appear at the train station). Bottom half of image is the following text: “Welcome. Welcome to the bathroom. You have chosen, or have been chosen, by your guts, to poop in one of our finest remaining egestion centers. I thought so much of this bathroom that I elected to establish my Ass here, in the Toilet so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call this bathroom My Restroom. And so, whether you are here to shit, or pissing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to the bathroom. There’s Paper here.”
A picture of current day Jens Lekman. Now that he’s bald and wears circular wireframe glasses that motherfucker looks CRAZY like William Gibson