Fury Pops

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Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.

Ben Affleck in Mallrats, where his character has a reputation for pressuring women into intimate acts they normally would reject. Ben: “some place very uncomfortable” Ongoing joke: “Like the back of a Volkswagen?”
Head of a boy vomiting a snake while protruding from the rear end of a fantastical twisted tiger. The tiger is hugged by a João’s with a broken neck and human Huns and feet where its genitals should be. Other weird stuff is there too.
Wendy’s restaurant sign that says, “SEE YOU IN THE MORNING… EARLY”
A pallet full of large ceramic frogs.
Version of the Popemobile from the Cars franchise, where the pope himself is a car with an impressive hat.
Art print of The Muppets Take Seattle with Sweetums atop the Space Needle while othe Muppers fly planes around him.
Two images side by side, the first of Donald Trump, evil incarnate, the second of fictional character Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin, as played by the great Vincent D'Onofrio
I'm sorry to use AI, I feel terrible about it. But I wanted to capture the true essence of Pam Bondi. But my god this image blows.
Todd scowls in front of a Costco pallet of products named "BBQ Daddy"
Back of cereal box with the words “Trap Lucky in the Magic Forest”
Attractive woman who unfortunately has had her fingers replaced with pickles.
Navy warship with a ridiculously large, phallic-shaped turret, as though the Navy needs to compensate for some kind of shortcoming.
Box of Corn Flakes Crumbs
Cocktail presented on a tray with old fashioned balancing scale, quill, and other stylish accoutrements
Picture of a fish called a “Spiny Lumpsucker”
A tissue box with a large image of Oscar the Grouch. The tissues are pulled from his mouth hole. Surprisingly, they do not smell like a garbage can.
Colorful tube person dancers, obviously longing for an inflatable sex toy.