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Radiohead's best song is Creep. He/him. Beroncey. Gregghead. I like music. I like lyrics. Bubly. Ace. Up the fuckin Toffees #UTFT. And of course, #BBN

Emotionalism album cover. Black background, a circle with a bird perched on a heart. I think that's what it is, anyway. It's a very pretty cover, and I might be getting a tattoo of it this summer.
My cat Penny looking sort of towards the screen of my phone, me on the other side looking at the screen of my phone. It's a selfie, with a cat. I'm sitting in a chair in my living room. There's a window behind us, between us, with blinds and a thin translucent "curtain" of sorts. A part of a lampshade can be seen above and to the left of Penny.
Opened lunch box. Visible are nuggets, two cans of Bubly Sparkling Water, and the beer, a New Belgium Holiday Ale
Stats from skyzoo that show I have 100% alt text usage. I don't think my alt text is always helpful, but I promise I try.
Skyzoo stats that show I am at 100% for alt text usage!
Dude on the left, me on the right, just trying our best to make good music for you all
Futurebirds on stage at the Cannery Ballroom in Nashville TN. Very blurry picture.
New Belgium Holiday Ale
Dog (golden retriever) on the left, being licked on the forehead by my cat (same color as dog) on the right. The dog's eyes are closed. It's very sweet in my biased opinion, lol
Screenshot of an account pretending to be Tim Heidecker. Account name is timheideckerr.bsky.social, the only difference being that extra at the end of Heidecker
Gregg Turkington as Agent Kingston, approaching Dracula's castle. There are crows against a grey sky backdrop. Kington is facing to the right, profile goes, carrying a cross in front of him.
A Sports Illustrated cover with the headline "Kentucky's Shame", about the cheating UK basketball program in the late 80s. But it also applies to Mitch McConnell
My cat, Ulis, laying on my chest.
Screenshot of Biden tweet that says: 220,000 deaths. If you hear nothing else I say tonight, hear this: Anyone who is responsible for that many deaths should not remain President of the United States.
Left Hand Brewing's Milk Stout. I threw away the used bottle so yeah, this looks kinda funny I suppose.
My notes for The Nashville Sound, an album by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
A graphic showing how to convert Joey P's new "4 star" movie rating system to the more accessible and frankly more popular "5 bags of popcorn" system this entire show was built upon
Oh. Inclusion is just a bit!
Some vinyl I received this year. Jason Isbell (Southeastern, Weathervanes, Live at Ryman, Something More than Free), Avett Brothers (Emotionalism, my favorite album), and Nemo (Avett Brothers before they were the Avett Brothers)
Killers of the Flower Moon
My older brother and I in a very 80s looking pic, him standing behind me with his hand on my shoulder. We gave very serious looking faces. I'm probably 12, he's probably 16.
Me standing with an electric guitar, I don't think it's a Les Paul but it's that body style.
Young Me holding a red Memphis electric guitar with a decal on it that says "FEAR". I don't know what.
My old cat, Humphrey, in front of our living room TV in, probably, 1992 or 93.
Tim Heidecker, star of the hit series Decker, doing his "shocked" expression.
Acoustic guitar string changer tool
My Wolfgang Interaction circle for the last 7 days. Combination of sent and received, which is how I think it's supposed to be done but I could be wrong about that. I don't think it'd differ all that much if I switched. Pour one out for Spider Jerusalem, who I guess we lost this week.
Little TCH Jr, brought back via the power of technology.
Picture of a guitar (right side of pick, just the neck up to the headstock. The text, centered, is "Best Single Line From a Song. Not best chorus, not best verse, not best bridge. JUST ONE LINE"
My Wolfgang Interaction circle. I think this is last 30 days? I struggle with the settings over there, totally my fault not the site's lol. Also don't know if this is "sent", "received" or both. I *think* both. In any case, I love my Circle!
Screenshot of my Reunions rankings, with one of Isbell's most saccharine and sentimental songs, "Letting You Go", at the top.
Our cat Penny in a Christmas tree
Gregg Turkington (film buff), filmed by Tim Heidecker. From the latest release on HEI Network
Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit (not my photograph; comes from Google, I think it was "Bill Kelly Photography"
My cat Penny resting in a box. She barely fits. She's looking up at me taking a picture probably thinking "please leave me the hell alone, I'm resting in this box"
The Goodison Dog, in all it's glory
The dog that was carried outside Goodison, and who some said was the reason Everton were able to defend Chelsea late in a relegation battle that, of course, worked out for us. Important to note that this dog's face has been edited into an image of the Sphinx. #UTFT
Me, with a grey beard, eating a chicken sandwich
Red tele. Worn down, some dead frets, needs electronics work. But a beautiful machine nonetheless
Interaction circle for the past week
Tolly-Ho, Lexington, KY
Silhouette of Gregg watching his tribute to the very first motion picture, while Tim is crying in the background in his Pinocchio costume
New Belgium Holiday Ale, poured into a glass with a nice head
My team hoodie! In my classroom. Worn by me.
"This is Fine" meme with Biden and the cake 'shopped into it
Note from student: I am thankful for you because you are the most chill teacher I currently have. Plus you are the most understanding teacher I have. You got me popcorn balls because I can't eat normal candy. I really appreciated that.
Me, close up, black and white
Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr, all grown up, successful model and actor. #Hologram
Meme that says "Republicans" in upper panel with a regular bomber dropping bombs. Bottom panel says "Democrats" and it's the same bomber dropping the same bombs but now it has a pride flag, Yes We Can, and Black Lives Matter labels on it.
My cat Penny sprawled out on the foot rest of a recliner.
Interaction circle for last 7 days, two orbits
Rudy G saying at top "I'm standing here at the beautiful Four Seasons..." then on bottom"...Total Landscaping...."
Vince Smith, HVAC Specialist Oh, this just happened to me. Some other HVAC company just all of a sudden declared the air ducts in one of my customer's places as it's own, and so to settle the matter, we both demanded money from the US government and cluster-bombed the house.
Soggy Bottom Boys from Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Wyld Stallions (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
Adeem the Artist absolutely OWNING the Ryman last Saturday night, 10-21-2023, playing the guitar and singing in front of the drummer
Text to my daughter: "They played This Ain't It, and my goodness it was amazing. Probably my favorite concert moment ever. So good."
Isbell saying what's up to Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift because they were mentioned together in an article. Me: just three big stars, hanging out, making hits Isbell: yep us 3 just putting our pants on one leg at a time over here