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@portfiend.quest

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20s, any pronouns. disabled plural autistic. artist programmer jack of all trades, employable in none. most famous person youve never met. insane anecdote collector. "have i seen you before?" yes. https://comradery.co/portfiend

A lineup of Space Station 14 characters. In order: - Casey Gale ("Person") - Satan Was An Angel Too (thaven) - Sorrel Biff (slimeperson) - Mera Eventide (ovinia) - Scrawl (hedgehog) - Guy (human vampire)
Doodle of Glenn Albany (pictogram guy with white sun visor) and Casey Gale (pictogram guy with shoulder-length hair, white glasses) Glenn: She took the pey wet in the divorce Glenn: I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby Casey: She told the judge I had been smacking our barms Glenn: In Wigan I'm as good as fucked
drawing of Glenn Albany, a guy who looks like a pictogram representation of a person. his rave outfit consists of a white visor, a pair of yellow sports shades, an open lime green shirt, a pair of very short gray shorts, and neon-colored bangles on his wrists. he comes prepared with a gray duffel bag, a teal-green fanny pack, a flask, and a pair of noise-cancelling headphones
Wiki page screenshot: "This page is a feedee. You can help [WIKI NAME REDACTED] by expanding it."
start menu of "get killed by circles" which prompts the player to press space or enter to start
Screenshot of the Second Life Discord discovery card. It has a verified checkmark and 1026 members total.
shutterstock stock photo of post-apocalyptic wasteland
Lyrics to "Monster" by Eminem ft. Rihanna. Lyrics: 'Cause the very thing that I love's killin' me and I can't conquer it My OCD's conkin' me in the head Verified annotation by Eminem: I really do have O.C.D. it’s not funny bitch.
Astro lies on a pile of pillows, holding a tablet with two hands. A third hand taps at the screen, and his fourth arm is wrapped around a Dandy plush. Later, Astro hands Dandy the tablet back and says, "Hey. I finished that level of Angry Birds you were stuck on." Dandy looks pleasantly surprised. He takes the tablet and yells "YAAAAAAY!!!!" as he runs off with it. Astro thinks to himself, "he's gonna ask me to do the next one..."
a list of second life shop listings, including avatar parts, clothes, scripts, a wall pack, a sound pack, and a complete avatar. they've been released over the course of february 3, 2025 to february 18, 2025
second life screenshot. two low-poly pixelated furries and an anthropomorphic balloon dog watch northernlion on TV in a living room. above the TV is a poster of two beetles having sex, both eating from jelly cups. there is an entire rack of tamagopetto cases to the side
a second life balloon dog avatar, with shiny materials, marker-esque facial features, and subtle smiley face patterns
a grasshopper-shaped pull toy made of wood. it has wheels and jointed legs that join at the foot to the back wheels. there is a string attached to the front. it has a small drawn-on eye
A page titled "McDonald's". There is a very tiny thumbnail of a McDonald's restaurant. The entire page contents is the lyrics to "Rock n Roll McDonald's", interspersed with links, each verse being given a heading.
a second life avatar that appears to be a boxy and incredibly low-poly character, think papercrafts or gregory horror show. the avatar appears to be a smiling person wearing a sweater vest and shoes
tweet by @graetgalaxy: i never considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person
a 1 sheet zine titled "this time for sure" by portfiend, with 8 pages. cover: title page. stick figure holds arms outstretched. page 1: a column of years (2016–2025) labeled "this time for sure." in 2025, a stick figure reclines in a chair, saying, "this year i'm going to make art that is true to myself. page 2: - stick figure looks triumphant. they say, "haha yes! i can use art to express passion joy desire lust? identity recovery having fun!" - the stick figure falls off a cliff. "...what does passion joy desire lust identity recovery having fun even look like???" page 3: a diagram shows a stick figure with a brain (logic, reason), guts (fear, guilt), and a missing heart (which would've represented emotion, love, desire). caption: "this may be a problem." page 4: "you can draw whatever you want, as long as you are not hurting yourself or other people." stick figure says, "what the fuck does that mean? what if i AM hurting myself? what if i AM hurting other p--" they are interrupted by a giant centipede attacking them. later, bandaged, figure says: "if i draw the things my mind was actually constantly begging me to draw, it would be a lot of stick figures committing suicide. i have no idea why. i'm not even suicidal" page 5: a graph describes "artistic subject matter per year". from 2015 to 2018, artist draws lots of meaningless and juvenile art. from 2023 onward, the artist almost never draws and it's still mostly meaningless. a chicken fills the rest of the space to discourage the artist from drawing stick figures committing suicide. page 6: i tried to turn this page into something honest, but the task felt impenetrable. the only thing that would come through, coherently, consistently: "i would rather be dead than childish". why? page 7: rewinding back to 2016, the figure says, "wow, i actually survived the new years. oh well." faded: "this time for sure". at the bottom, the lyrics to Los Campesinos! - The Sea Is a Good Place to Think of the Future
@firstchristmas's character Simon walks out of Color Arcadia Elementary and gets in his car. He drives up a hill with a 2200 foot elevation difference, then circles back around to park in the back of the same building, which says Color Arcadia University. He gets a migraine from the elevation change and takes Excedrin for his symptoms.
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A screenshot of the adventofcode.com userstyle linked in the post. The text has better contrast with the background, the font is larger and in sans-serif, and the Dracula color scheme is used.
[Picture of Sprout from Dandy's World] What is your Dandy's World skill level? Take this test to find out! Highest possible floor count: Your age in years
photograph of a plush generic person, kinda like the one on a bathroom sign
A comic titled Fall Guys. A father named Victimized Men rakes leaves, chained to a ball, while his son asks, "How do we know it's Mother Nature and not Father Nature?" Victimized Men replies, "Trust me, son. We know." A hag named Nagging Deities taunts him, shouting, "Rake, rake, rake! Ruin your weekend!" A TV named Neglected Leisure Activities gathers cobwebs inside the house. Stan Kelly says in the corner, "Leaf us alone."
Bad luck brian meme: Twists his ankle in a basketball game. Coach walks up to him and blows his brains out all over the court
janemba from the bye bye man holding his long finger to the camera
Really really scuffed yellow teddy bear with a pink ribbon around its neck. Its face is drawn in marker that is visibly smudging.
A figure demonstrates a basic 3-ball cascade juggling pattern.