Dr. Joe

@portfolioso.com

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Elon is a nutjob, so I came over here to see what's up | Platform Engineer | DevOps badass | Scripter of all the things https://portfolioso.com

An infographic, depicting the NY Mets having the highest payroll in MLB at almost $334 million, yet as of 4/22/2026, are the proud owners of the worst record in Major League Baseball at 7-16 and losing 12 straight
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Tess is bae
Image text: A woodpecker's tongue loops around its head, helping to protect its brain from the force of repeated pecking We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for