Gordo!

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this guy are sick

a disgusting Andy Burnham plant with leaves saying "VAT CUT" & "FARE CAP"
An absolutely dog shit attempt to caricature Andy Burnham as a little baby plant boy who’s doing his best
Mr & Mrs Beast at their wedding (pre diarrhoea)
Rod & Todd enthusiastically supporting each other as they play at being journalists
A giant skeleton labelled "My posts" is looming over a figure fleeing in fright, labelled "you"
Cloud from FF7 Snowboarding off that guys wavy hair
Jamie Oliver crying at poor people having flat screen tv’s
Police chief wiggum leaning out of his police copter, megaphone in hand, demanding you continue to be nude
a weirdly off model Ryu cropped to look like he’s dancing even though his face is etched in sadness
Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown to kick
Andy Burnhams face looming between the two Normal Lighthouse Keepers from The Lighthouse. There's no connection other than the picture the Economist is a high contrast, overly dramatic, black & white picture of Burnham
A cartoon of two people being bombed by drones but remarking: “THEY SAY THE NEXT ONES WILL BE SENT BY AN OPENLY GAY MAN!” “REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE PART OF HISTORY.”
A corgi with a panicked and pained expression
17:05 BREAKING John Healey seen walking up Downing Street John Healey, who quit as Keir Starmer's defence secretary last month, has been pictured walking up Downing Street. PA MEDIA
Rachel Reeves crying in parliament because someone was successful in claiming their full benefits
the door to number 10 downing street driving a car
Kier Starmers face crudely slapped over the face of mr fastfurious in an official video put out by the Labour Party
Kier Starmer's face expertly applied onto Mr. Fastandfurious using amazing computer wizardry
Kier Starmer, his heart broken
Donald Trump having humiliated Kier Starmer again in front of the gathered press he is forced to shuffle back to his spot. resulting in an amazing picture of everyone facing the camera's except for our former PM who his trying to hide his eyes that are red and swollen with tears while the other gathered leaders are barely able to contain their laughter
Kier Starmer humiliatingly scrambling to pick up the obviously blank sheets of paper that make up the “trade agreement” Trump has dripped all over the shop while Trump just stands there watching
Lo Res Starmer, gurning to nobody
Andy Burnham dropping Kier Starmer of a cliff at the end of Tekken 1
Sin from FFX but with Silvio Dante’s head. I misremembered his name as Sil not Sal so the joke (such as it was) doesn’t even work but fuck you I made it so I’m posting it
Close up of a crisp packet, a blue circle with a white drawing of a heart and the text “no additional salt” in Spanish
It’s Pepper, she’s laying down in the long grass with her tongue out waiting for someone to throw the ball
King Charles the 69th
A terrible ai slop ad for “the 2nd annual gay & lesbian conservative getaway”, threatening you with a 6 night cruise starting at $1100
“Mom found the piss posts” and a young Sweet Dee in a Batman costume next to an open bedside drawer filled with piss (and maybe a little shit)
“don carbon”, a bag of coal with a crude lumpy cartoon man grilling on a barbecue. It looks a bit like a child’s drawing of Andy Burnham
A gormless Englishman dressed in a crappy crusader costume looking upset as he realises, it’s NOT coming home
Kier Starmer, cumming loudly, in an England football top
A gormless looking guy wearing a Labour beanie hat and a “FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD”
A person wearing all black latex save for a yellow head piece that covers the entire face is sat on the floor against a wall strapped into a contraption where they can’t move and a funnel is connected via PissPipe Technology to their open and helpless mouth
a man and a smaller, littler, man wearing a blue face mask
Kiers Luscious Dry Mouth
that picture of a nurse carrying a massive big old shit (your posts) but she’s in cheap Viking costume now
A building with the name “PRONUN” on it, it’s closed.
Me burns laughing for days straight and the. Pausing to remember he was laughing at the American grandad launched 10 ft in the air by a bison before laughing all over again
The weather in Riogordo, a balmy 28 degrees
Christopher Nolans Odyssey, a bunch of Bronze Age soldiers are dressed in drab colours with the famously dull dark brown patina of bronze armour
Kier Starmer with poop on his balls
Street Fighter 2, a beaten up Ken Masters is crying to Chun-Li “Spoken like a true asshole, looking to fight over NOTHING”
Muting the word “Binface” forever
John Oliver (?) looking directly into camera and like he’s really straining for a tricky shite
your dad & your boyfriend
The Always Sunny gang about to rip down the portrait of Count Binface
a boy praying at his bedside "Please God let this happen because it would be so funny"
Farage crying that he's the most abused politician in 'modern times' £5m gift will go towards his security in future, Farage says Farage says that the Sunday Times report published at the weekend is "wholly inaccurate" He has also alleged that the investigation into him by the parliamentary standards watchdog is "being used as a political tool". Farage says that the £5m gift from Christopher Harborne at the centre of one investigation will fund the security he believes he needs for the rest of his life. "I am the most physically and verbally attacked public figure or politician of modern times," he says.
Farage says he has done 'nothing wrong' Nigel Farage says he has done "nothing wrong" and has not "broken the law in any way at all". He says over the last 10 years he has been writing, lecturing, broadcasting and investing. Farage says that he has "financially done well" adding "making money is not a crime". We will bring you more from his statement soon.
"Public Statement" "From the desk of Gordo!" and a crude drawing of a spunking cock
Farage livestreaming his attempts to complete the infamous lightning dodge challenge in FFX
Ned Flanders and his Family stood in a doorway, he's holding an acoustic guitar and they're all smiling in that annoying Christian way when you're about to get a fucking preaching too
Koromaru, a grey and white dog with a cute uniform with wings and everything
a man freaking out on the deck of a boat, he's clutching both sides of his head while crew and passengers look at him with concern. "These colossal tinted lesbians will crush us all!" he screams
lo res kier starmer dreaming of It Coming Home