Kallisto Keen

@postmpanda.bsky.social

92 Followers 112 Following

Formerly the world's best Tour de France 2022 and 152th best Lego Star Wars speedrunner (she/her) https://www.twitch.tv/postmpanda

Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify
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Beautiful Dave Bautista
Aoife surrounded by her family. The text reads "Merry Gexmas from our family to yours"
Get bricked
My stream schedule for the week ahead, in a style referencing the Black Eyed Peas album The Beginning. The schedule is: Madagascar 2 on Wednesday 10 at 6:30pm, The Urbz on Friday 12 at 6:30, and Bloodborne on Sunday 14 at 1pm. twitch.tv/postmpanda
A picture of a beautiful Na'vi girl with her collection of human artifacts. Most, including three posters, one DVD, and two funko! pops are based on the film Black Adam, but she also has a PS3 copy of Avatar: the Game and several UMD films. For some reason two elves on the shelves have found their way into the shrine
A screenshot of my top six artists of 2023 so far on Last.fm, showing that the Black Eyed Peas are now in first place with 389 scrobbles (beating out Andrew Prahlow by 2 listens)
The Rotten Tomatoes scores for the 2021 Horror film Willy's Wonderland. It has a 61% critic score and a 68% audience score
Cookie Monster, a furry blue Muppet, sat on a green sofa. He is wearing a poppy on his lapel
A woman in glasses with red hair holding a plastic lightsaber in front of her face. The lightsaber has a green blade and has Baby Yoda on the hilt
Mouse Ghaddafi was successful in creating the mouse United States of Africa in this universe.
So we start with Rey, then flash back to see what was up with that old guy who just got killed. After that we go to TLJ, which gives us another old guy we need to flash back to, so we do Rogue One, which gives us a younger guy to flash back to, before moving on to Episode 4. Episode 4 gives us another old guy to flash back to, so we go to Kenobi before continuing on to episode 5. Episode 5 reveals that the guy in that black suit we've seen in Episodes 4,5, and Kenobi is actually one of the old guy's dad's so we go back to the prequels + clone wars to get to know him, moving through bad batch and rebels before we take a quick breather to celebrate Life Day. Once the holiday is over we finally return to Luke and see him confront his dad again. In the aftermath of the Battle of Endor we follow it's true heroes, the Ewoks, through a couple of adventures they have, before checking in on some other guys having adventures so we can truly understand the twisted mind of George Lucas
Yellow text on a background of stars in space, in the style of Star Wars opening crawls, listing my upcoming streams for the next week, on Monday 10th (Battlefront 2), Tuesday 11th (Battlefront 2), Wednesday 12th (Battlefront 2), Thursday 13th (The Force Unleashed) and Saturday 15th (The Force Unleashed). Also featured are several images of star wars characters, including Jar Jar Binks, Watto, and Starkiller
An image in a custom font called "Chernobyl" reading "Meesa a manic depressive (self diagnosed)
100+ Watto Quotes
An iPhone lockscreen featuring Henry Kissinger smiling and looking directly into your eyes. In front of him is a wine glass, perhaps with a nice Austrian Riesling in it. The date reads Thursday 28th September in Swedish, with the date on the Islamic calendar next to it
A picture of a protester at a rejoin EU march in London holding a placard reading "National Rejoin March - over 60% of the UK want clean rivers #rejoinEU", somehow implying that being in the EU would fix our shitty water companies
A slightly-seductive headshot of Alf from the sitcom Alf, a furry alien with a pig-like snout
A triangle with Marge Simpson, Donald Duck, and Gollum at the three points
A decision 2020 trading card featuring American politician Mike Crapo
FAB 1, Lady Penelope's pink car from Thunderbirds (2004)
A Wii copy of the game Cheggers Party Quiz found in CEX for £1.50
The cover of the 2005 PS2 game Breeders Cup World Thoroughbred Championships, published by Bethesda
A woman wearing slightly faded Garfield pyjamas
Three cans of Thatchers cider From left to right: Thatchers Rose, Thatchers Gold, Thatchers Haze
An image reading "Tonight on twitch.tv/postmpanda Aoife has fucked up her sleep schedule so it's time for an all-night stream. Featuring To The Moon, Lost Egg 2: Bonus Level, and A Victory Royale" At 1:30 AM BST
My Last.fm top 8 artists (see https://www.last.fm/user/PostMPanda)
Two lines from the Black Eyed Peas song Double D'Z, reading "I see him checking out my treble and my bass (ooh). That means he looking at my racks and my junk (yup)"
A screenshot of spotify, showing the track Forming Up/Unto Stone We Are from the Andor soundtrack
Dr "Penny" Patterson being held by Koko the Gorilla
It's Yarael Poof in all his long glory