Pot Shop Boy

@potshopboy.bsky.social

9673 Followers 606 Following

This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi/polyam Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci

Weather forecast showing mostly rain and storms over a week with highs mostly in the mid to upper 80s.
Best if used by 15 NOV 2026
Bagged ice cooler outside a gas station advertises ice, big bag $2.69, small bag $6.49.
A big round plastic white and purple container in a doctor's office that says "micro-kill two."
A ride schedule for 10:40 at 9:30. It says I'm 69 minutes early.
Speechless
Two dogs in a living room. Dog 1: I'm sad... Tell me a joke. Dog 2: Okay... Knock kn Both dogs bark.
A sweat bee on a white hand, lapping at the sweat on it. Despite their name, sweat bees are actually flies.
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social: If you think about it, you wouldn’t want to think about it anymore @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social: two days of no thinking. not as sweet a fruit as I expected.
A rather large Ohio skink on the side of a house baking in the sun.
Morning after pill at the gas station for sale for $24.99. They're hanging on a rack above the condoms.
YouTube video thumbnail featuring a giant blue donut in space with the words "THIS IS URANUS" titled "What NASA Found Inside Uranus"
Anna Molly: If we had any issues previously and you wanna just move forward (unblock/unmute), let me know or let someone else reach out and do it for you. If I owe you an apology, tell me why. If you have one for me, I’m all ears (and vagina)
User: Same, but for a different reason. At 54, I don't want to sleep with them, I want to protect them. Me: I don't want to sleep with them either. What do you want to protect them from? Meteors? Stray bullets? What do they need protection from? User: Men too old to be lusting after girls, and they are girls, in their early 20s. Am I going to have to block you, sir? I don't want to, if I don't have to.
Weekly weather forecast showing highs in the 90s for 5 days straight.
A long white sand beach on the Gulf of Mexico in Biloxi, Mississippi with a blue sky above it.
The Food Theorists YouTube video thumbnail featuring many Pop Tarts and big white words "THE WORST ONE!" Video title, "Food Theory: I Ate EVERY Pop Tart, Here's The BEST!
Speechless
Phone muted, 5G with full bars, battery at 69%
Movie poster for Return To Oz
Current weather 69° light rain
Ad for mid-90s Fox sitcom "Partners" it only lasted one season. I loved it.
Boxes of Super Stuffed Pop Tarts next to boxes of regular Pop Tarts.
Georgia's post, "I've become so suspicious of" followed by one of my posts. Looks like she's sus of me.
A family of skunks crosses a street.
PSB wearing a grey button up collared shirt and a grey flat cap.
Two posts on the TL back to back. @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social: ATTN SINGLE WOMEN‼️ -If you're looking for a bad boy, Tony @bornmiserable.bsky.social got himself suspended again. @detritus.bsky.social: What a cunt.
Weather forecast showing highs in the upper 70s, lows in the 50s, and nothing but sun for the next week.
@gensibayan.bsky.social: I. Am. Going. To. Scream. 🤬 @infinitescream.bsky.social: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
A large green, silver, and white can of cherry limeade Celsius.
A white sand beach on the Gulf of MEXICO in Biloxi, Mississippi.
A post with 69 likes.
Four Chevy Blazers for sale on AutoTrader.com. The top row has one from 2019 for $11,900. Under it are three older, better models. The one in the middle is from 2000 and is $5,200, but the other two include a red one from 2000 for $16,652, and a white one from 2002 for $14,995. I'd rather have any of the older ones and none of the new ones. They deserve to cost more, because they're better, even 25 years later. (better, but not on gas)
A jar of Nutella but the name has been Photoshopped as "glutella."
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster from the movie Ghostbusters
A piece of popcorn on the floor.
A red flatbed tow truck with a yellow car on it. There's a cartoon camel on the tow truck door giving a thumbs up, with the words "CAMEL TOW" under it.
A post with 69 likes.
A neon yellow block with puffy-lettered words "NATI MATTY" in neon green and yellow on top of it. Next to the words is a melting yellow smiley face. This is all on a black background.
A chonky black cat is sleeping on his side on a couch. His white belly is visible, and one paw with toe beans is showing.
Movie poster for the movie "Squirm" featuring a man buried up to his chin in worms.
A golf ball collector called "Ball Gobbler."
A black brown and white doggo laying on a light brown couch and resting her head on a pink blanket.
A container with green and purple nuggets of weed inside.
Big blue sky with a few puffy white clouds. The sun is setting, casting a bright orange glow over the sky.
A white guy in glasses making a mean face. He's sitting on a bus.
School picture of a teenage white boy with long brown hair. He's wearing a buttoned up brown or maroon shirt and wearing a dreamcatcher necklace.
A prescription bottle of Xyxal. Directions say: Take 1 tablet (5 mg) by mouth daily at 1 pm
A yellow dog says "I'm sad... tell me a joke." A black dog says "Okay... knock kn" then they both start barking.
Cartoon characters Beavis and Butthead are in NASA space suits floating in space. Butthead has a gold ring that he's putting his finger through as if to mimic sex. They're both laughing.
A forearm with numbers written in rows down it. From an allergy test.
An idiot comment about a joke I made.
Phantom Limb from The Venture Brothers. His arms and legs are misty apparitions that are barely visible, while his torso and head are solid. He's wearing a purple skin tight costume with gold accents. His face isn't covered and he has a thin black moustache and a patch of black around both eyes.
A Minion with his hands raised says "I wanna fuck you into the middle of next weekend"
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An orange package of chili lime mango flavored Peeps. Someone deserves to be smacked for this. Repeatedly.
Police lineup photo of Joy Turner from the show My Name Is Earl. She's making a half smile half grimace face while holding a black sign with white letters on it, but instead of her name, it has Pam Bondi on it, and the numbers 131875 are underneath.
Eelaware: Something is howling in the back yard Rachel: Cat.
The side of a DVD case that opens, showing two tabs that snap across both halves, locking it closed.
A small tortie cat named Minnie.