Pouchmouse

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Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account. Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO. #gamedev #indie

Frog and toad, being Friends with a kite.
Quote from article: In Fortnite's case, portability will allow cosmetics obtained or purchased in-game to be used in other UE games and vice versa
Picture of SpaceX stock ticker. It's down 6.74% just today, and approaching the point where everyone who bought into the IPO will have lost money.
An minimalist rendering of Mt. Rushmore. I don't want to imply it's carelessly done - it's kind of surprisingly expressive for having just a few lines.
Two posts from ISS Piss Tracker, four minutes apart: 12m ago: The piss tank is 46% full 16m ago: The piss tank is 47% full
Several hundred cars spawn directly inside of each other - utterly baffling the physics engine and resulting in a clown-car-esque explosion, if a clown car were stuffed full of other cars.
Quote from the article saying that "engines like Unreal were made for and by people who have to click through a menu with a mouse. If you want to change something, it has to be done for the entire engine." This is the kind of grammatically correct but logically unstructured thought you might associate with AI psychosis.
An astounding bad AI image pretending to be a painting of Christ on the cross, but the cross is like something MC Escher would draw, and there's another smallerbl cross over Jesus' crotch like we're looking at the box art for a porno
A rabbit foot. IN SPACE?!
News article: Finland plans to declare large number of centaurs deceased. More than 2000 centaurs have until March 24th to confirm that they are still alive. Oops, I mean centenarians.
Video of the inside of a music studio. You can see a bit of our audio equipment, but mostly the band.
An extremely buff guy is paying an invoice for a commission artwork. He holds the art up to inspect it. "HOLY FUCK!" he says, "I LOVE PAYING ARTISTS". (This isn't what the image originally said, the words 'PAYING ARTISTS' have been pasted over the original, in typical meme format. The pasting-over continues in the following panels, as the man who was originally excited about his own drawing is now made to say: THEY HAVE CREATED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL! WITH MY FINANCIAL SUPPORT! *DEEP SNIFFFFF* Now somehow even louder: LOOK AT THESE FUCKING UNIQUE INTERPRETATIONS OF MY COMMISSION I'VE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING BEYOND MY ABILITIES, he screams, indicating the drawing, BY SUPPORTING MY COMMUNITY Head tilted skyward, fire erupts from his throat and twin beams of light blast forth from his eyes as he screams I FEEL SO POWERFUL
Dope trailer for Parallel Park - the physics puzzle game about parking dozens of cars at once.
Quote from article: "Osborne says countries who don't embrace AI will lose their workforce to countries that due because workers will flock to the presumably very real AI-enabled fortunes that are being made in other countries. These fortunes will definitely actually be a real thing that workers can participate in, and not be 100% captured by business owners - if they existed at all.
Poster for the latest Avatar movie. Not the "magic kids in a gang" Avatar, the "blue aliens" Avatar. Maybe it's the third one in the series? I don't know I just watched the first one which was about a white savior guy decolonizing his mind into a vat-grown alien body.
"I'm going to punch you now" kid, punching you.
Nikita Bier: I tried meal prep but if I eat food that is more than 2 days old I get violently ill.
Screenshot of a post on Instagram - it's AI generated and shows an alternate universe version of a Donald Trump who's in shape and hauling massive milk jugs
Kid: “Teacher! Will I ever use any of this math?!” Teacher: “No. But one of the smart kids might.”
A smiling man on his way to (quite possibly) end Jake Paul’s whole career
A screenshot of Steam's page for Tingus Goose. It mentions that this game is similar to Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect. Dear reader, it is not.
Itemized bill from a lawyer which includes a quarter hour of time spent on “correspondence with client regarding holiday season.”
End of Dispatch recap: Robert drinks a beer under text reading “You and 4% of players managed not to commit the most serious HR violation imaginable.” Okay, it doesn’t say that but it kinda implies it?
A live map of flights over Venezuela. The center of the country seems rather unpopulated by airplanes, though there are a few flying around the capital.
Oregon trail meme: You have died of dysentery, but fruitily.
A post from a guy starting a commune. He’s actively selling that the drinking water is ‘alive’.
Pooh meme, where a normal person might ponder how external senses are a necessary component of consciousness, Epstein asks himself “skin as part of brain??”
Article with a quote from Duck Durbin claiming that his total capitulation on healthcare has taken healthcare from an issue no one thinks about (!!) to an issue of major national importance.
A screenshot of the end of Silksong, where it says: Game Completion Percentage: 100% Time: 76h 07m 45s
Donald Trump at his desk, staring into the distance, completely tuned out as everyone else in the picture attends to a medical emergency. A man is unconscious on the floor with a crowd gathered around him, six feet to Trump’s left. Trump appears to be completely unaware.
Cereal box saying Oops All Stems And Seeds
A cockatiel just absolutely gone off of the OG millet sauce
Ian Miles Cheong saying she “won the argument by not engaging with it.” And she did! He continues to post additional words, blithely unaware, or purpose struggling to fully process, that he has already lost and continues to lose more with each word he types
Headline: OoenAI’s ChatGPT will soon allow ‘erotica’ for adults in major policy shift. They put the word erotica in quotes because, you know, it’ll probably suck.
Screenshot of an email titled “Validate designs with Thickness Analysis” but the icon indicating the screenshot has alt text neatly obscures the “ysis” part.
A screenshot of a mobile browser with 128 tabs open
Article saying OpenAI is hoping to make $2 a year from monetizing free users
jamesrball skeet about how it’s not obvious what would cause the next big influx of Bluesky users when it is in fact pretty obvious: the competition to Bluesky is a money losing side project of a money losing AI company that’s an ‘also-ran’ in the money losing industry of LLMs.
Foot long sandwich with the text NO JURY WILL EVER CONVICT ME
Steam purchase history, indicating my first purchase was Plants vs. Zombies - on July 20th, 2009
Dr. Manhattan thinking: I am 227,000,000 miles from the sun. Some guy just doxxed me because he recognized a rock from mars rover footage
A Will Chamberlain post about going to DC and seeing a guy on an ATV doing a wheelie and saying you can’t tell him that crime is down in DC. I’m not making this up. Sometimes I joke around in the alt text but this guy actually said - and appears to honestly believe - this unhinged logic
Stop panicking the Supreme Court would never reverse its ruling on marriage equality winks a JD Vance follower
Donkey Kong gif saying “On To The Next Layer” Post: There is no bottom to this hell
Cuomo posting that people forgot he’s the son of Mario, and the grandson of Andrea - two names I don’t recognize.
A giant bee in the comic book called ‘Bone’, who looks a fair bit like Mothra.
Quote concerning Claude Code, an AI programming agent: “I can’t find a single example of a user who wouldn’t, at the very least, cost Anthropic their own monthly subscription revenue and another user’s too, and I’ve found a few examples where they’re swallowing as many as 10 users’ subscriptions in the space of a week.”
Photo of how the main skeet here about aviation safety is in reply to a now deleted skeet that was “kicking out a plank in the scaffolding of airline safety” I presume?
A report to Bluesky Moderation services concerning a spammer whose posts only get one like, and it’s himself liking his own posts.
Photos of the Economist magazine saying “The Third Industrial Revolution” and “Print me a Stradivarius” - breathless hype articles about a technology that’s pretty cool, but probably didn’t move the needle of the global economy in any observable way
A class-based food chart, indicating that I will eat pretty much everything except I’m somewhat ambivalent about caviar
All Bagel Varieties May BE MERE SHADOWS OF The UR-Bagel
Three of those cokes where they just write some random name on them. The name on these bottles is Most4tler - which is a sports team I guess but to my dyslexic ass it definitely says mosthtler
A long horse, currently seating eight, but you could get 12 on there easy
Some sad looking taco on a cracker dry flour tortilla served in a styrofoam container alongside a weak dunk about Trump chickening out from destroying the US economy
Photo of an enormous fluffy white dog, patiently sitting under a bus seat. It’s looking away from the camera slightly, because it’s shy probably
Diagram of a pair of proper cargo shorts
Article from the Federalist: “Art Shouldn’t Get A Free Nudity Pass Just Because It’s Art”
Photo of a swan roosting, taken from the Minimum Safe Distance for photographing swans
Matthew Yglesias protesting too much as he tries to make a case that he wasn’t just caught trying to reply to his own post from a sock puppet account