Cat Power

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Power the cat likes to judge your dinner. Read the alt text, it's usually better than the food.

A black and white cat sits on the floor and looks up at a small piece of dangling salmon sushi
Black and white cat, tummy up, looking goofy, on a yellow and grey checkered duvet
A black and white cat lies belly-up on a fluffy blanket, her paws tucked in (she's 100% not going to maul you as soon as you think about touching her tummy)
A black and white cat sits on a white duvet. A Spock action figurine climbs on the cat's head, while Kirk has been unceremoniously thrown off to land upside down by her tail.
A black and white cat sits on a grey sofa. A piece of Tosca pie/cake sits on a plate decorated with a fox picture. The cat looks at the cake. The cake looks like the driest thing in the world but was described by a neighbour as the best she'd ever had, so we no longer judge a pie by its cover
A black and white cat stands bathed in lamplight, staring blankly at half a buttery jacket potato
A black and white cat is offered a pink spiky lychee, she leans in for the sniff
A black and white cat stands to the right of a dish of satay sauce and prawn crackers. Her big haunted eyes watch you take every bite
A black and white cat on a wooden floor with her beloved red needle felt heart ball
A black and white cat sits on a hairy sea green quilt and looks down at a pair of scissors and paper. She's prepared to help with whatever you're doing, but will only be truly useful to someone who needs a bedspread fluffing up after being freshly washed
A human hand splays 5 fingers; a black and white cat responds with a paw outstretched and claws out
A black and white cat looks out of the window, searching for new 'friends' to bap
The betrayal (crisp removed), confused face. Realisation yet to set in
A black and white cat lies on a blanket looking contented, her chin and neck folding into her body like a mashed potato
A black and white cat is in a flow state, licking a crisp. The crisp is removed (betrayal), the cat licks the air. Crisp is then rotated to the other side and the crisp licks begin again.
A black and white cat smiles, wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders
Black and white cat with abominable potato (snowman-shaped ballsack of a potato, with toothpicks for arms and googly eyes)
A black and white cat sits on beige carpet at the top of the stairs, and looks across at a potato snowman with googly eyes and toothpicks for arms
Black and white cat face close up. White fuzzy chin, nostril hairs and all
A black and white cat peeks her head around the corner of a sofa, terrified of the pumpkin pizza plate
A black and white cat sits on a fluffy blanket, she looks into camera with a mildly startled look on her face
A black and white cat, post vet visit, zooted out on the good shit. Massive pupils, no idea where or who she is, long spittle strings hang from either side of her mouth like a dribbly doped-up Dracula.
Black and white butter-fiend is in focus, staring at you intensely. She wants the butter and you'll give her the butter.
A cup-a-soup with buttered sourdough 'soldiers' for dipping. The photographer is being stalked by a blurry figure in the background... It appears to be a black and white butter-fiend shaped like a cat
Black and white cat sits on grey furry blanket, in front of a PS3 controller. She stole your seat and she's not sorry
A black and white cat sleeps with her head resting on 2 games controllers and a TV remote
A black and white cat sits on the right-hand-side of a sofa backrest, facing and mirroring the pose of a red fox cushion. Some sort of vintage/sepia-green filter is applied, notching up the creep factor
Black and white cat poses against a cream-coloured concrete wall. Mise en scene: hanging guitar, shadows
A black and white cat, pov from carpet level, sleeping in a bunch of sunbeams
A black and white cat sits on a grey blanket, looking toward a baked potato with beans and leaves. She's disappointed in you. You have the world's cuisine at your fingertips and you choose to eat that.
A person wearing fluffy socks descends the stairs, stopping every other step. A cat leads the way, stopping when the person stops, waiting to trip the sock-wearer, thus completing her murderous plan.
A black and white cat sits between the sofa and TV, looking alert and a tad alarmed
There's a black and white cat, there's a massive bacon salad, there's a camera person pending hospitalisation for salt overdose
She sits in the pot again, this time with nice green grass and dandelions growing
Power, the black and white cat, sits at the bottom of a (very dry) garden, in a large square terracotta plant pot.
A sleeping cat is adorned with peapods. She has a single pea on her paw.
A black and white cat, photographed from above, with a peapod on her back
A black and white cat sits on the sofa and looks intensely into camera
A black and white cat lying on her back and slowly moving her paw
A black and white cat stares through a blurry catflap window. Clearly unimpressed with your peephole washing standards
A black and white cat stalks a burger from below.
An unimpressed black and white cat sits next to some beans on toast
A black and white cat (upper body) close up on the dry grass, eye half open, enjoying the sun. A leaning grass blade tickles her nose
A black and white cat sits on desiccated grass and watches the leaves sway in the breeze! What a life.
A black and white cat, every whisker illuminated in high-def by the 'big' light
A black and white cat leans in for a sniff of breaded chicken. She nods subtly in approval.
A cats face wobbles up close to camera
A black and white cat's face close-up to camera, like a fisheye lens. It could be dinner time, it could be she just likes to watch you poop.
A black and white cat sits next to a grey sofa. On the sofa is a plate of sausage and chips with thick gravy: a mark of true culinary sophistication in British food circles. The sausage is acting as a breakwater for the gravy, scientific proof and testament both to the density of the sausage and viscosity of the gravy.
A black and white cat looks down in disappointment at a plate of curry, rice, and colourful chutneys. She knows your game: you're gonna kill her off so you can have all the poppadoms to yourself.
A black and white cat sits with her mouth hanging open, in front of (and in awe of) a steak and kidney pudding.
Steamy Chinese food in the foreground; a black and white cat lies on a windowsill in the background, peeping in curiously from beyond the window.
A black and white cat sits politely in front of a McDonald's quarter pounder and chips. She's tried the good stuff and now she thinks she's Vincent Vega and wants to do a funky dance.
A black and white cat, photographed from above, on a dark teal bedspread. To her right, a lovely scattered artwork of hairs.
From the side of the sofa, a blurry pakora (foreground) is ruthlessly hunted by a focused black and white cat.
A black and white cat looks to the right of a plate of salad and pakora, she knows there's something tasty somewhere in the vicinity
Power the cat's 'message in a bottle' NASA certificate, showing her name will be engraved on the clipper
A black and white cat next to a bowl of leftover Chinese food (chicken, rice and baby corn). Both cat and bowl are equally sized circles.
The black and white cat stalks the salad from behind a barrel. Alas, out of reach.
A black and white cat sits on a wooden floor, in a moody spotlight, next to a plate of tuna salad. She's not currently represented. Will work for scale/sushi