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Homer receiving sexual powers from his oxygen tent, much like this robot
Paul Blart is: FLESH MALL
Frank Scorpio palm to head
Bill Murray covered in various goos in ghostbusters
A big fuckoff handful of pills that will make me poop more
A handful of giant pills that will make me poop my brains out
A card that says Adios! with a chihuahua dog in filed in the Loss Of Loved Ones section
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a TENS shocker device for your labia
A woman smiley face
Starship troopers Its Afraid bug
Bad drawing of Elons fucked up head
Socks the cat rocks the hill SNES game
Become a baby Retain your adult knowledge
Homer with a normal hat that definitely doesn’t contain a camera
Simpsons "white guys drive a car like this"
Robocop OCP logo
Noel's dad. He's a head attached to a single foot.
Homer asking for one of those giant busses he’s heard so much about. He is disappointed.
NJ STATUE 39:4-34 WALKING IS ILLEGAL
Jair “Sickest Man Alive” Bolsonaro
Matthew Lillard as Shaggy
Most people rejected his message “shut up!” Chick Tract
Pink Floyd van post
wint @dril (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82] 3:43 PM • Jun 9, 2017
Toom garlic dip
Get out of the way, Zohran. Ellie: Hello
Two people with inflatable body suits about to run in to each other before the inevitable head injury
Arthur Digby Sellers in his iron lung
Capybaras munching lettuce
Harris: We did it, Joe
Six toilets facing each other for Challenge Shitting. You have to walk down two halls and through another room to get to the sinks
Homer Simpson “nobody gets to ruin this vacation except for me and maybe the boy”
An onion with a frowny face. It looks suspiciously like the top of Alex’s head
He’s hip He’s cool He’s 45
Matt Forney exceeding the load limit of his trench coat
Raccoin high score of 3.8e150
Happy Fun Ball disclaimers, which is how we now run our economy
Dr Nick food pyramid
Stonks down
Simply drive the oil across the width of Saudi Arabia
Darth Vader riding his old man motorcycle in the Windows Phone launch parade at Microsoft
Petting capybaras
Homer: Everyone is stupid except me
Johnny Knoxville riding a rocket with an American flag cape
A urinal with a trash bag over it completely filled and bulging with piss like trumps fluid filled feet
A wooly Willy magnet toy, which is what Ben’s face appears to be made from now
That ms chat alien thinkin bout dongs
Far Side comic about parents imagining their dweeb son making six figures playing Nintendo
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Blue Sky Mining by Midnight Oil
Bart sure could go for 100 tacos right now
1992 Geo Storm
I’m an artist now
YOS POS B1T HC
Norm: ALL THE STARS ARE HERE