PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

@ppkfs.bsky.social

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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.

a dark brown stroopwafel is on top of a large brown mug on a red countertop. There are some teabag strings. The mug says "FUCK JK ROWLING".
A tweet from @dentristcad centrist: [fills pants with shit] right: you have shit your pants left: yeah, you just shit in your pants centrist: [smiles pompously] if both sides are criticisign me i must be doing something right
A large porcelain dodo with blue patterns is on a windowsill in front of a window.
an orange and white cat is sat on a wooden deck. he is staring at a green wooden wall. there is a green herb plant. the cat is radiating an aura of extreme stupidity even through the medium of image.
A tortoiseshell cat is on a bed next to a radiator.
a pile of mostly white and slightly orange fur. there is a cat paw. there is no sign of the actual cat looking part of the cat.
Results of the political quiz. 8% woke 59% techbro 50% hopepilled 25% davos your closest match: charlie kirk political activist
A screencap from itv politics. 12 March 2026 - I'm nearly finished, starmer tells crying child
a large brown sponge cake is on a wire rack. there are some cookbooks in the background.
the underside of a white and orange cat. the paws are up in the air. there are teefies.
the same image but now chicken run has an 18 rating
YOU WOULDN'T EMBEZZLE A SLIGHTLY NICER MOTORHOME in the font of those old "YOU WOULDNT STEAL A CAR" ads
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Some kind of food (potato crisps, a slice of bread, bacon?? and salad???) with a napkin that reads MOND OPEN OGEN DICHT JE MOET HET PROEVEN
a screenshot of a mediaplayer. now playing: "gregtech new horizons s4 - 8 - multiblock processing". the disc image is aretha franklin.
An uncooked quiche with onion petals on top.
A cut-open hunk of foccacia on a blue plate. There is some white cheese and red jam.
A rectangular loaf of focaccia bread with zaatar and flaky salt
that blue fucker from megamind looking into the camera. the top text says "NO YAKU?"
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A plate of roasted brown vegetables are on a blue plate against a pink tablecloth. There are some kinds of meat slices with a cream sauce on top.
a screenshot of a runescape character on a mountain wearing a white and blue outfit. there are some stats in the bottom corner, mostly 50s to 70s.
A cropped screenshot of a google sheets window. The title is "1001 MORE Albums - Reddit Crowdsourced List". The two displayed rows are "Smokey Robinson and the Miracles - Going to a Go-Go" and "My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade"
a stock photo of a bald white man staring at the camera. It's the photo from the onion article "heartbreaking: worst person you know just made a great point"
there are 7 ducklings in a body of water. most of them are brown and 2 are bright yellow. they are tiny.
A meme with 4 panels. the top panel says "The existence of a file named 'm' causes GHCI to fail". There is a silhouette of a man saying "I fear no man" with the Haskell logo on him. The second panel has the same man with the caption "But that thing..." The third panel is a file image captioned "m" The fourth panel has the man saying "It scares me".
an orange and white kitten is walking toward the camera on a hardwood floor. the cat is wearing a rainbow tie collar.
A slack screenshot from Simple Poll. It reads "Would you be okay with colleagues brining (sic) their dog to the office sometime?".
A screenshot of a card from wikigacha of "criticism of united states foreign policy"
An orange and white cat is asleep on their back with their paws in the air. They look really fucking stupid.
a row of 5 bottles all containing an opaque brown liquid in various shades of brown. they are labelled with tape. they say "HONEY / CANE SUGAR / PEANUT-PECAN ORGEAT / BEE POLLEN CANE SUGAR / CARAMELISED HONEY & BROWNED BUTTER"
A grid of 9 MtG cards. Top Row: Thing in the Ice, Faerie Harbinger, Chandra Fire of Kaladesh Middle Row: Lightning Helix, Cryptic Command, Snapcaster Mage Bottom Row: Obzedat Ghost Council, Aether Vial, Jace Vryn's Prodigy
Unless the Tories wake up to the threat of my cat, they are doomed forever
a cargo bike is at a road crossing. there are two large floor speakers in the cargo bit.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women.
screenshot of OSRS. 1045 raw trout, 568 raw salmon, 2337 raw tuna, 1966 raw swordfish
"Rijke man (65) wilde grotere penis. Nu is hij dood"
A large spread of ingredients for lasagna on a kitchen worktop.
A lioght yellow drink is in a coupe glass on a wooden bar. it is surrounded by various bottles of alcohol.
ghci> tp >>= printTasks You can complete: "A crafting skill task to produce ball of wool" "A crafting skill task to produce polished buttons" "A mining skill task to produce clay" And you cannot yet do: "A crafting skill task to produce bowl because you need a skill of 8" "A crafting skill task to produce crab helmet because you need a skill of 15, you need to complete the quest freeing pirate pete, and you've not yet killed a \"crab\" which is the way to get one or more drops"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbreaking:_The_Worst_Person_You_Know_Just_Made_a_Great_Point
A large number of WI cookbooks on a blue sofa. there is a long fish cushion and a brown cushion with a cat.
a golden brown pan of foccacia bread.
a screenshot of the bluesky thread with emma's original tweet and then girlsuffer's underneath with "view full thread" in between
an edited tweet from Mike Primavera that reads My neighbour told me the house (house is in blue) keeps eating his exploration teams he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding exploration teams to the house (house is in blue) and then his daughter started crying
ARTHUR DENT: Hello, Mister Prosser? MISTER PROSSER: Yes Mister Dent have you come to your senses yet? ARTHUR DENT: Um, well, can we just assume for a moment that I haven’t? MISTER PROSSER: Well? ARTHUR DENT: And that I’m going to be staying put here ‘til you go away? MISTER PROSSER: So? ARTHUR DENT: So you’re going to be standing around all day doing nothing. MISTER PROSSER: Could be… ARTHUR DENT: Well if you’re resigned to standing around doing nothing all day, you don’t actually need me here all the time do you? MISTER PROSSER: Er…no…er, not, as, such. ARTHUR DENT: So if you could just take it as read that I’m actually here, I could just slip off to the pub for half an hour. How does that sound? MISTER PROSSER: Er, that sounds, er - well, very reasonable I think Mister Dent. I’m sure we don’t actually need you there for the, whole time. We can just, um, hold up our end of the confrontation. ARTHUR DENT: And if you want to pop off for a bit later on I can always cover for you in return. MISTER PROSSER: Oh! Oh thank you! Yes, yes well that’d be fine. Yes. Very kind of you sir, very kind. ARTHUR DENT: And of course it goes without saying that you, er, don’t try and knock my house over while I’m away.
Outside of a cream house with a green front door is a snow...creature...of some kind. There is a very concerned looking tabby cat looking out of the door.
a large pile of sheets of paper in a cardboard box.
An orange drink in a rocks glass is on a bar mat on a wooden bar. It is surrounded by various bottles of rum.
Album cover for Transformer by Lou Reed. A high contrast black and white image of a man holding an electric guitar.
The Killers - Hot Fuss album cover
Adele - 25
De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
Raising Hell Run-D.M.C.
Blood on the Tracks - Bob Dylan
Raw Power - The Stooges album cover
Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind) - Loretta Lynn
the "guest bath". it is a small tiled room with a toilet, a sink, and what appears to be a model volcano glued to the wall.
A Henry II buffet cabinet with bottles of rum. It's a big ornate antique-y wooden cabinet with a carving of a guy on a horse on the main cabinet door.