Praedius the Gelert

@praedius.bsky.social

187 Followers 104 Following

🕷Est. 2003 on neopets dot com, still living in both🕷 (neopets/character account owned by arttimo)

neopets screenshot showing the pet lookup for for praedius the grey gelert. it is his birthday, so there are balloons all over it.
Neopets battledome text screenshot that reads “As Vocivus the Ceaseless Gormandizer catches you in their Void Gaze, the unfathomably dark and blindly bright contradictory nature of the void shatters through every fibre of your being, sending you tumbling backwards!!! Droplets of vile liquid bubble and sizzle on impact as they strike you - the Void Venom has taken effect…”
neopets screenshot of praedius the gelert being one-shotted by vocivus the ceaseless gormandizer in the battledome after eight rounds
neopets screenshot of praedius the gelert choosing a lemon and lime fish pop as his monthly freebie
Neopets screenshot with text that reads "Books Read: Every book your pet reads will add to its intelligence. Can you find all the books in the whole of Neopia?? The following page lists all the books your pet has already read, so you can keep track. If you want to see what Booktastic Books your pet has read, you can view the list here." A site picture of Praedius the gelert is followed by more text that reads, "I haven't read ANY books :( Maybe you should visit the Book Shop in order to make Praedius happy!"
VRChat photo of a player in the game Fish! standing in front of a completed fish index while the corpse of a cartoon bunny lays in a pool of pixelated blood nearby. Text reading "Fish Fear Me" is displayed above the player's head.
closeup photo of a grumpy plushie with a banner for sakura-con in the background
photo, a closeup of a grumpy plushie face behind a neopets-themed fake social media frame featuring a kacheek drinking bubble tea
photo of a grumpy plushie, deflated and soaking in soapy water
neopets screenshot of a battledome fight between praedius the gelert and commander flint. commander flint has 0 HP.
vrchat photo of praedius the gelert sitting in his (3D modeled) bedroom. the vibe is dark and red. a bedside alarm clock reads 2:46am.
photo of a grumpy grey gelert neopet plushie sitting on a white counter between two neopets themed boba tea cups
pixel drawing of an anthropomorphic grey neopets gelert wearing a red long sleeved shirt and black tripp pants with red accents, screaming into a microphone. large, scratchy text in the background reads "RRRAAAAAAAAHH"
a partial fursuiter wearing a red sweatshirt and black Tripp pants, crouched in a hallway. he has a grey, scowling face.
Neopets screenshot that shows Praedius the gelert choosing Strawberries and Cream Baby Food as his monthly freebie for January
neopets screenshot with text that reads "Something has happened! Vira suddenly appears before you. 'There is no way you could best me in the Battledome,' she sneers."
Short comic showing the neopets item "Neowaiian Bread" with the description "Neowaiian Bread is a real favourite of Neopian youngsters." The word "youngsters" appears several times in faded text above an image of an Old Pet trophy on a shelf, below which an anthropomorphic grey gelert wearing red and black sits with his knees pulled up to his chest, brow furrowed, tears streaming down from empty eyes, eating a Neowaiian Bread with both hands.
Neopets screenshot from the wheel of knowledge showing an image of a small grayscale drawing of a sad, flat brain on a plate with text that reads "Congratulations! not everyone is as lucky as you. Grey Brain"
Neopets screenshot with text that reads "Praedius says 'this is great... buy me more books!!!' A Chia Story vanishes in a puff of purple smoke!"
vrchat photo from the neopets VRChat world showing an anthropomorphised grey gelert wearing a red shirt and holding a void blade, taking an edgy selfie with the snowager in the background
neopets screenshot with an image of disappearance smoke in place of the petpet image, with text that reads "Praedius has a petpet! Vash the Spyder and its Glack (8101 days and 18 hours old) Vash is in Grave Danger!"
neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name.
neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name. it has a candy vampire petpet named Big Into Energy.
neopets screenshot of the homepage, which usually shows a row of neopets in a line. today the pets are all uneven, with some higher and some lower, breaking up the line.
jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with everything checked off except the time between 12:47am and 9:36am.
Neopets screenshot of the magma pool guard with text that reads "I'm sorry, but only those well-versed in the ways of Moltara are permitted to enter the Pool. Learn more and try again later."
neopets screenshot of the pet lookup of praedius the gelert, showing that it is his birthday. there are a lot of balloons.
neopets screenshot that reads "ye olde fishing vortex: you reel in your line and get... stagnant puddle of water! your pet's fishing skill increases for 420! (cast your line again)"
neopets stats for praedius the gelert, who has 647/647 health, a delighted! mood, bloated hunger, 8000 days age, and 487 level.
grumpy plush in a hotel bed
neopets background wearable featuring a giant leaf in a forest. sunlight is streaming down from above and there is a yellow cassette walkman on the ground.
neopets screenshot of an ice bori with text that reads "Congratulations! You are the proud owner of Piruex, the Bori! Dress `em up, show `em off and enjoy!"
neopets screenshot featuring marina the faerie at the healing springs with text that reads "the water faerie says a few magical words and... all of your neopets gain ten hit points. wow! that was a good spell! :)"
photo of a grumpy looking fursuit in a bowling alley holding a bowling ball