Poop Steuban

@prefectbeanis.bsky.social

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All my posts are about you and they’re serious https://www.youtube.com/@pbeanis music

Fireflies in a graveyard at night
89 Daihatsu Charade
Post from the poopoo guy: Opening my office door a crack and telling my secretary “no calls” as a waft of fart stink billows out
Post from the poopoo guy: one time I saw a dog sniffing another dogs butt and it started farting for a really long time in his face and he started trying to bite the fart like it was water from a hose
Post from the poopoo guy: Life is weird… One day you’re in bed, banging your ho wife, and the next she gives birth to a beautiful bouncing baby boy
Just livin da “tug” life
Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people. Fuck You [Sounds Good.]
You got a Hornie. You did a Boner. You did a boi-yoi-yoing. You blew a jet of steam out of your Bone like it was a tea kettle. You did an "unf unf unf!" You made your face red and fat like a tomato. You jacked off! Fuck you!
The Epic Chad Beard Guy whisper's Pee Pee an Poop Poop in the concerned Grey Guy's ear
A Chef at the fanciest restaurant in town brings you a silver platter of your dinner. Yum! He lifts the lid, revealing a massive, glistening Turd that fell right out of his butt. What three verbs, two synonyms, and five adjectives do you use in your response to this illustrious Chef?