Premee Mohamed

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Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee

a sleepy looking fluffy grey tabby lying next to my pillow on bed, watching out the bedroom door to the right (not seen)
me, a brown woman with black hair, in a bathroom. i am wearing a black coat with silver buttons, a striped shirt, and am holding a phone in one hand and a gold dubloon and harpoon in the other
a mannequin wearing a jean-paul gaultier outfit, involving black tights (i think?), a metal codpiece, and a flat-fronted long-sleeved shirt in red, black, and gold, with a winged skull on it and something in a gothic font that i can't quite read. i think it says gaulthique? the mannequin has a red and black headdress shaped like a mohawk but it appears to be faux-fur.
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a round wooden table, next to another table with some printer paper etc on it. underneath the round table is... is that a leg? it's a leg. it's the leg of a fluffy grey tabby with white toes (and one grey toe) and his tail. what is he doing under there? no one knows.
me, a suffocating brown woman with black hair and glasses, pinned in place by a fluffy black cat who has settled down on my chest with the back of her head pressed to my mouth and nose. we are in bed.
a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib, facing the viewer, in loaf formation. he is on a pale blue duvet cover with a colourful floral pattern on it.
a fluffy black cat firmly adhered to a lap, barely visible. she is wedged between the lap owner's stomach and the edge of a faux-wood desk. photo is from above.
Part 1 of a set of images. Text reads: FEAR COMES. Visit Penguin Random House at San Diego Comic Con With all three parts, the image will read: Fear Comes Before The Fall. (Left) Visit Penguin Random House at San Diego Comic Con. (Right) Visit Booth number 1514/1515 and state the password. (Middle) Be one of the the first to read FROM THE LIBRARY OF JURGEN LEITNER. Thursday, July 23. Find an employee wearing an Orsinov Family Circus Shirt and a black hat then say the password: "Statement of Hugh Franklin, regarding his employment by Jurgen Leitner" to claim an advance reader's edition of FROM THE LIBRARY OF JURGEN LEITNER. Copies are limited. First come, first served - while supplies last.
a fluffy grey tabby curled up in an actually kind of smallish cardboard box with a grey hoodie in it, photographed from above. the box is sitting on the floor.
a very shaky video of a phone following a small black cat around the floor while she makes various pitiful and imploring noises
a still image of samurai jack on the right, holding his sword low in both hands so it is out of frame, and then the scotsman close next to him on the left ditto. they are in a tunnel, both looking very fierce and determined.
me, a brown woman with black hair and glasses, wearing a t-rex t-shirt, looking very excited, shaking my fist at the viewer. next to me is evan, a man with black glasses and a black effin birds t-shirt, also shaking his fist. he looks disgruntled. i am much more gruntled than he is.
a series of three sets of shapes on a white ground: two roughly equilateral triangles in light blue overlapping to form a third triangle. between them, an orange circle first at the bottom, then above them, and finally large and almost surrounding them.
a large, fluffy grey tabby lying on the floor with his back legs stretched out. for absolutely no reason his front half is partly blocking the door to my office, and his back half the door to my bedroom.
the edgar allan poe from that one hark! a vagrant comic, looking appropriately befuddled as he reads a letter
the back of the head of a small black cat, lying on her owner's belly. the owner is wearing a very linty yellow T-shirt.
an illustration by aled thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social with caption 'i saw a buzzard flying around eryri the other day and i just had to draw it.' the buzzard is depicted in a detailed, colourful, illustration style atop a stone pile (wall?) with a dramatic landscape in the background. below that skeet is one reskeeted by aoife rowan from anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social reading 'may your feathers be preened, your beak shiny, and your talons healthy.'
37267 Est. Restore: Jul-17 12:00 PM Update to the Highlands area outage: Cause: Animal interference Est. Restore: Jul-17 12:00 PM Unread Update to the River Valley Highlands area outage: Cause: Vehicle hitting equipment Est. Restore: Jul-17 12:00 PM Update to the Highlands area outage: Cause: Vehicle hitting equipment Est. Restore: Jul-17 12:00 PM 9:46 AM
a fluffy grey tabby with a white bib, sitting on a fleece blanket with a floral pattern. he is facing the viewer and looking upwards (there are noises upstairs and we are downstairs).
a cheery note on a notepad reading 'hi hi dhl! can u put pkg on back porch (i am away on secrit mission lol!)' with a little blushing heart sticker
me, a brown woman with black hair in a blue t-shirt and glasses, in a streamyard screenshot. my screen name is 'eric humblebrag' which is NOT CORRECT.
a fluffy grey tabby lying on a green couch, viewed from behind. a hand comes in and pets him by brushing his mullet the wrong way.
a large, fluffy grey tabby lying on a floral print blanket. he is looking to the right. not visible: my legs under the blanket
a photo of a dwarf caiman with a distinctly shady expression, paddling in a shallow pool of water. he is in profile, facing right.
rocks!! on a beach. i mean, the beach is rocks. there is a small amount of seaweed and stuff tangled in it but mostly it is: rocks. of various shapes and sizes.
a hand palm-up holding a nice round light-grey rock with no real distinguishing features. it is nice and round though.
british actress olivia colman, a white woman with shoulder-length wavy brown hair and red lipstick. she is wearing a black top with a high neckline.
the new cover of THE MASTER AND MARGARITA, from black cat books - new translation by jason tremblay. the image is jason tremblay holding a black cat, hand close to the viewer.
a square grid memo pad reading 'test test, check check, first fill, wearingeul phantom of the opera, where did my lid go.' a lidless fountain pen is next to the memo pad, and the glass bottle of ink is above it. the writing is in a dark blue ink with a little bit of purple sheen in this photo.
a fluffy grey tabby lying on a chair mat over a floral pattern rug. he is one (1) inch away from the caster of a rolly office chair and does not apparently care if he gets run over.
a large fluffy grey tabby asleep on his owner's leg (under a floral print duvet)
a van with a logo reading "warning: products inside this van might make you miss baba"
a tree mostly blocking a small amount of a strong rainbow over some rooftops.
a broken tree branch partly on the sidewalk, in front of a lawn and not quite on the street. the street shows that it is still raining pretty hard, with raindrops falling into an inch or so of water that hasn't drained yet. the branch is in a ray of strong sunshine.
a sign advertising the dollarama dollar store and food mart. atop the sign is a plastic statue of a brown horse with a green and yellow banner draped over it with the dollarama logo.
several big elm trees on the street, with little one-storey houses below and a few parked vehicles.
me, pictured from the neck down: a navy-blue jacket, floral shirt with a very busy pattern, and black-and-white leggings ditto. i am standing on a sidewalk next to somebody's fenced backyard and their patio set.
a voice off-camera asks if a fluffy black cat is going to get off her or not (no)
a fluffy black cat sitting on a lap, her little paws on one thigh
gene wilder being hysterical "i'm hysterical! i'm hysterical! now i'm wet and hysterical!" and zero mostel absolutely at a loss as to how to calm him down "now i'm getting hysterical too!!!" in THE PRODUCERS
a very, very, very thick and heavy hardback copy of LITTLE, BIG by john crowley, showing one of the black and white illustrations in the book. art by peter milton, afterword by harold bloom.
several young hooligan magpies (north american) on a lawn and sidewalk. one also unwisely in the street itself.
a close-up of a large, fluffy grey tabby with white toes. he is staring off into the distance as if he just had a thought but it escaped again. he is in a round cat bed with a green exterior and fuzzy white interior.
a pink box of beautiful cupcakes with swirly frosting -- chocolate, carrot cake, cookie dough, and birthday cake. they are all wonkus malonkus because the bag containing the box UNEXPECTEDLY FELL ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR due to a LARGE BUT SILENT CAT
you suck! you're worthless! i hate you! and also you suck!
A Family Found a Strange Metal Sphere in the Woods. It Started Moving on Its Own—Then the Navy Got Involved. How a 22-pound stainless steel orb turned up in the ashes of a Florida brush fire, led to a bizarre military investigation, and sparked an enduring conspiracy. Popular Mechanics
a fluffy grey kitten with white toes, lying on a plaid blanket on top of a bookshelf. behind him is a window showing a wet, rainy street.
a warning sign in french and english stuck to a door, indicating 'bull elk are dangerous! keep at least 30 metres away. never get between the male and the females. keep your dog on leash.'
july 5 edmonton alberta 3 pm 0 birds no suggestions why isn't merlin identifying my bird?
a pad of very small rectangular sticky notes. the top, orange one has a lab safety notice on it reading "don't touch the new laser muon generator or you will be gzorped into 17 dimensions"
HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS CONSIDER UNFOLLOWING NOW OR YOU WILL BE HIT BY LIGHTNING WHEN THE GODS STRIKE ME DOWN FOR MY HUBRIS Since debuting in 2020 my writing has won: Nebula Award World Fantasy Award (twice) Alberta Literary Award Ignyte Award Aurora Award (four times) Subjective Chaos Kind Of Award Locus Award Brave New Weird Award Premis Ictineu (for works translated to Catalan) Prix Julia-Verlanger (for works translated to French) Le Grand Prix L’Imaginaire (for works translated to French) And I have also had works in Best Science Fiction of the Year (Vol 8), Best Horror of the Year (Vol 17), and Best Canadian Sci-Fi and Fantasy (Vols 1, 2, and 3). My work has been translated into French, Italian, Spanish, Catalan, Turkish, Chinese, and Arabic. I have also been a finalist for: Hugo Award Crawford Award British Fantasy Award British Science Fiction Award Ursula K. Le Guin Prize (including this year!) Georges Bugnet Award for Fiction Robert Kroetsch City of Edmonton Book Prize So are your books any good? No and I cannot emphasize this enough Only the gods may judge what is good Certainly I would never claim to have written anything good Please ye gods do not kill me with lightning I'm on deadline Thanks
After the service Simon wandered around having his hand shaken by friends and family in various stages of the grieving process and he wondered at how calm he felt, not numb, wondered if it would all come out later - like their mother, collapsed in a heap at the graveside, screaming, immovable as a tick, so that the young guy with the little backhoe they used to fill in the grave couldn't move, and Father O'Bannon was making throat-cutting motions in the air to get him to back off. Her sobs seemed foreign to him, like the cry of a strange animal in a nature documentary. He wished someone would come pull her away, stand her up, take her to a car.
two horrified looking fluffy grey kittens in a room, looking into a pet monitoring camera
a very very very scared looking fluffy grey kitten hiding behind a piece of white fabric
Text message: NO applications. How? Image is two very cute grey kittens on a lap. My reply: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE look at their little faces
hey! voting for the aurora awards is open till july 18 (but you can only download the voter package until july 12 so get on it if you haven't!). three covers: THE FIRST THOUSAND TREES, ONE MESSAGE REMAINS, and THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
a very apologetic apology card reading "so yeah, that really happened. i'm so sorry for the many escapees from the all eyeballs dimension. i hope you will give me another chance. i am sure the next dimension will be extremely great."
Subject: Apology for the glyptodont in the Poetry Department Dear poets, I would once again like to extend my sincerest apologies for giving you a glyptodont under the impression that you needed enrichment in your habitat. The Siense Department takes full responsibility and we, by which I mean I, are currently taking the necessary steps to ensure this does not happen again. Thank you for your understanding, and to make it up to you I will buy you three replacement poets. Best regards, Dr. Tethys Lyell Head of Siense Department Cell 1, The Brig
a tweet from an unfortunately unidentified (my bad) person from july 2022 -- handle is 'natasha -- is getting' and then it's cut off. the text reads 'I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Pope AND the World NAKED bike ride are going to be in Edmonton this weekend'