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Photo of a gas pump. The poster drew in a red arrow pointing to a mute button on the pump for advertisements
Screenshot of the weather app. It's going to rain for most of the day
Screenshot of Google weather app. The forecast for tomorrow, Friday, is a high of 68°F and 75% chance of rain
Screenshot of the ecobee smart thermostat app. It show current temp as 77°F and eco+, xcels smart thermostat thing set at 79°F
Photo of a residential street with several construction signs. The back of the signs are all spray paint with cartoon faces that sort of look like the cookie monster in various colors
Screenshot of a fake text message exchange with Zohran Mamdani in which he very casually asks for $50
meme of a cat sitting at a table weering a business suit reading the newspaper. At the bottom of the image large text reads 'I should buy a boat'
Selfie of a white guy sitting up while riding a bike. He has a helmet, sunglasses and a respirator/mask on
Photo of a tomato, mayonnaise and basil sandwich in front of a window with a sunny backyard
This is a Calvin & Hobbes meme template based on a four-panel comic. The text in the middle panels is typically replaced with different topics and categories, making this a reusable meme template where someone presents an increasingly elaborate theory that reduces many subjects to a small set of underlying concepts. In the first panel, Calvin's dad says, "Talking about current events? I'll show you something interesting." In the second panel, he tells Calvin, "See all political issues are about gender or religion. Sports? Religion. War in the Middle East? Gender." Calvin replies, "Yeah..." In the third panel, he continues: "The environment? Religion. Inflation? Gender. MAHA is actually religion but organized religion is actually politics and therefore gender." In the final panel, Calvin is shown lying awake in bed, staring into the darkness still thinking about what his dad said.
Opening card of the 2003 Master & Commander April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."
Photo of a black cat looking up at the camera next to a collection of pottery on display for sale
A close up of a colored drawing of a horse with a slightly cheeky expression on its face
Photo of a sandwich with a pile of tomato and basil on a bagel
Screenshot of a receipt for donating to Friends of Cat Bear Rescue
Photo of a blooming catalpa tree with a sunny sky
Photo of a residential street lined with red and white flowering trees
Cute little bunny hiding under a tulip
Photo yellow and orange 'broken' tulips in front of a brick wall. There's a little bunny hiding under them out of focus
lady von shtupp from blazing saddles saying "I'm so tired"
Photo of a cann of a beverage next to the The Onion with a hearth in the background
Photo of 2 food storage containers next to each other. The lid on one has slightly larger radius corners and so will not work for the other
A medium-sized bird of prey sitting in a tree with no leaves
Lebowski saying 'youre not wrong you're just an asshole'
Screenshot of the app 'Citizen' with a reported .. incident (?) : Looking for a man who has recently drunk milk . There's a pin by Heroic Games & Goods (RIP) on 35th St & Minnehaha Ave in Minneapolis
Photo of a jazz trip playing iutdoors
A map similar to that of the post in the screenshot but the arabian peninsula is styled like the map from the game Kentucky Route Zero, and labeled Route 65 with 'Equus Oils' highlighted as a milestone
Photo of a man wearing hi-viz construction gear standing in the middle of a snowy road holding a small silver ball that's partially opened - kind of like pac-man
An open face sandiwch on a cutting board, with sauted onions, tomatoes, and spinach, pecorino cheese, hummus + dukkah
Photo of a green Subaru outback. It's v ugly
Photo looking down between the light rail tracks on a very foggy morning. The train is visible coming towards the poster towards the left
Screencap of the zillow thumbnail of the condo. The top left corner has a little 'feature pill' boasting a 'Clear liquie fireplace'
Animated gif of the flanders family in the simpsons signing and ned playing the guitar about noah's ark
Meme from the Simpsons of Moe taking a lie detector being caught in a lie and walking it back with smaller and smaller lies. The text states: "We're going to colonize Mars" "We're going to put a man on mars": "We're going to colonize the moon" "We're going to put a man on the moon" "We're going to put more junk into space"
Meme from the Simpsons of Moe taking a lie detector being caught in a lie and walking it back with smaller and smaller lies. The text states: "We're going to colonize Mars" "We're going to put a man on mars": "We're going to colonize the moon" "We're going to put a man on the moon" "We're going to put more junk into space"
Screenshot of the Merlin app identifying the sound of a Merlin (bird) call
Photo of a tall, rectangular box structure made of wood sitting standing up at the end of the bench. The object is in the middle of a garage with the overhead door in the back. The object kind of resembles a guillotine, but the poster wants you to know that's not what it is.
A very simple abstract drawing of a man with a tie. Above it is enscribed 'un monsieur triste en costume', which translates to 'a sad man wearing a suit'
Screenshot from the account"Mueller she wrote". The post says incorrectly says "Remember, the shitty jobs numbers you see from this administration are their fake numbers. The real numbers are much, much worse."
Screenshot of Minneapolis from google maps with directions leading along West River Parkway in Seward to Downtown that is 2.3 miles. The poaster highlighted this section because there are NO stop signs along this stretch which he's not at all bitter about
Pouring milk into a Ziploc bag containing.. food? I think? The bag is held up and open with some plastic stand deal
Selfie of two men wearing warm biking clothes. The poasters mouth is open mid sentence because he's doesn't know how to take pictures
Panoramic video of thousands of cyclists in the snow protesting ice
The meme with the smartass in the well saying "yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent"
Selfie of the poaster. They're wearing a ski helmet and goggles, face covered with a mask (because it's cold!). There are woods in the background with no leaves and snow on the ground
Photo of kristi noem behind a podium at a presser. The podium says 'One of ours, all of yours'.
Screenshot of the front pages of the Wall street journal titled 'Videos Contradict U.S. account of Minneapolis shooting', featuring a video analysis
Photo of Hassan Piker interviewing MN State Attorney general wearing a winter coat with guitarist Jeremy Messersmith in the background wearing glasses and a black jacket
Cover of LCD Soundsystem's album 'This is happening', featuring the lead singer james murphy dancing in a black and white suit
A photo of a couple skillets on a stove, one covered, one with broccoli and the one in the forefront has a thick roux turning light brown
A classic looking advertisement for Miller Lite beer. The top says 'It's Miller Time' with two cans of miller lite beer below being 'cheersed'
An image of the final comic strip of Calvin & Hobbes. Panel 1 (Top Left) The scene is a wide, horizontal shot of a snowy woods. Calvin (a small boy in a winter coat and hat) and Hobbes (his stuffed tiger, depicted as a tall, anthropomorphic companion) are walking through deep snow. Hobbes is carrying a wooden toboggan. * Calvin: "Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful?" Panel 2 (Top Center) A closer shot of the two walking past a large, snow-heavy evergreen tree. * Hobbes: "Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!" * Calvin: "A new year... a fresh, clean start!" Panel 3 (Top Right) A vertical panel showing the duo standing in a vast expanse of white. Hobbes has his arms spread wide in excitement. * Calvin: "It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!" * Hobbes: "A day full of possibilities!" Panel 4 (Bottom Left) A smaller panel within a large white space. Calvin and Hobbes are now sitting on their sled, perched at the top of a hill. They are looking at each other warmly. * Calvin: "It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy..." Panel 5 (Bottom Right) The final panel is a wide, minimalist scene with a lot of "white space," representing the untouched snow. Calvin and Hobbes are seen from a distance, zooming down the hill on their sled, leaving a single track behind them. * Calvin: "...Let's go exploring!"
Norman Rockwell's "freedom of speech" - a painting of a white guy standing up in some sort of pew seating getting ready to speak.
Photo of hundreds of protesters dressed for the cold carrying various anti-I.C.E. signs walking down the middle of the street
A photo of an ocean sunfish. Posted because it vaguely looks like an apple USB-C charger with a large body and a small opening
Photo of an orange and gray tabby cat snuggling together on an orange chair on front of a window. They are slightly backlit
Two photos of Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI with his arms crossed. On the Left he's wearing a long sleeved t-shirt with the text over it 'OpenAI 2015: Profit - $0'. On the right, he's wearing a suit with the text superimposed 'OpenAI 2025: Profit - $0,000,000,000' (not a typo - $0)
a black and white photo of Vince Guaraldi wearing a suit, thick framed glasses and a long gently swept up mustache. he's leaning forward with his hand on his chin looking somewhat comtemplative
Screenshot of mystery science theatre 3000 with Gypsy, Tom, Crow and Mike demonstrating an umbrella with gutters to keep your shoes dry