Will Greeenwald

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Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, righteous fury and occasional fiction stories at Presocial.Network. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.

Avengers Doomsday poster with the painting of Vigo from Ghostbusters 2
2600 Magazine, Winter 2023-2024
The latest, known as “ballmaxxing,” has men injecting fluids like saline or Surgilube into their testicles to increase their size. Some proponents say that ballmaxxing helped inflate their testicles to the size of grapefruits. But the question on everyone’s mind is, “Why?” Some say that increasing their scrotum size makes them feel more masculine and confident, while others claim they believe women prefer larger testicles. Some have also suggested that ballmaxxing can enhance sexual pleasure and performance.
Vision and Wanda from Wandavision, the "but what is grief but love persevering?" meme
Ace Combat JPEG dog
Dade Murphy, alias Zero Cool, alias Crash Override in Hackers, wearing a weird headset.
A Tesla Cybertruck owned by an armored car services company in midtown Manhattan
A poorly constructed arch at the Great American State Fair.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day collectible popcorn bucket and drink holder
Kaufmo from Amazing Digital Circus.
Street sign in the corner of Court St and Joralemon St, Brooklyn.
A personality test result of The Amazing Digital Circus characters. I'm 100% Kinger, 95% Gangle, and 85% Zooble.
Bids for American Library Association reading posters, two with Gabrielle and Xena for $110 each, and one for Hercules still at $1.
IT DOESN'T SAY KUM IT'S JUST A PROGRAM WITH THE KERNING
"...that might actually happen if you do that" "... I'm gonna do it anyway WHAT, IT'LL GET WORSE? IT'S ALREADY BECOME MEGAHITLER BY ITS OWN WORDS"
Rutgers R looks like the Team Rocket R.
Waffle House in Louisville, Kentucky
At the time, Sackler offered no response to these contentions. (As a general matter, D’Souza questions the common journalistic practice of quoting “experts” as part of coverage.) After the article was published, Sackler didn’t quibble with its facts, although he did attempt to assert that his interview had been off the record — it wasn’t.
GET EQUIPPED WITH CRUSH BALLS
A giant orange fire hydrant in Madison Square Park.
Firkin on Yonge, an English bar on Yonge Street in Toronto
Facebook app asking if it can look at my camera roll for creative ideas.
Broken Motorola Razr (2024)
"Dawn of The Third Day" card from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, but it says "-Of Pride-" with trans and pride flag colors.
New York Times opinion guest essay saying "Being Straight Is Great, But Sucking a Dick Sounds Cool Sometimes, Ho Nomo" (Edited fake)
An advertiser on Facebook that implies to sell weed by mail and uses AI art for its ad, and me pointing out that its nugs indeed look like broccoli.
A trucker hat that says: "WOMEN WANT ME, FISH DO NOT FEAR ME BECAUSE I DO NOT FISH AND THEREFORE DO NOT EXIST IN THEIR WORLD"
Omikron: The Nomad Soul was a game of all time.
Omikron: The Nomad Soul was a game of all time.
Luigi
A horrible AI-generated US Department of Education meme with plumbers at a sing, with a van from the Super Mario Bros. movie behind them
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book screenshot of Mr. E saying "Hoho! The creature is clearly fond of the Dank Bud. No surprise there!"
Motoko Kusanagi holding a bottle of Jeppson's Malort
The Mandalorian & Knuckles
Toki (from Metalocalypse) as the Toki (Suntory whisky)
Sloppy Todd from Stor Fex 64
The Dr. Manhattan year meme from Watchmen describing "Comics throw generic formula to the wind in favor of a darker, brutal reality."
James Cromwell as Zefram Cochrane in Star Trek: First Contact
An ad served on Facebook for microdosing gummis.
Ichiban Kuji prizes: a Kirby hamburger pillow (A pull grand prize), a Monster Hunter towel (E or F mid prize), and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4 stickers (H bottom prize)
El Condor Pasa on the phone
Star Trek TOS phaser remote signed by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
The ruthless exposure of the private lives of public figures drives far too much talent away from government service. The public arena—and the shallow and petty assaults against those who dare to do something other than enrich themselves—has become so unforgiving that the republic is left with a significant roster of ineffectual, empty vessels whose ambition one would forgive if there were any genuine belief structure lurking within.
Bart, Nelson, and Milhouse looking at a Naked Lunch movie marquee. "I can think of two things wrong with that title."
Bart, Milhouse, and Nelson staring at a sign for Naked Lunch. "I can think of two things wrong with that title."
David Attenborough with a speech bubble
They're using potions on the same frame they step through rooms to turn their door jukes into underworld fake flutes. Kids are calling it Yuzuhara's Bottle Adventure.
Once they get to the special stages, you don't wanna know what they'll do. I saw a kid bring a blue Yoshi, a cape, and a fire flower into Groovy. Said he was summoning an invisible boss. He was throwing fireballs at a ghost!
Yoko Kanno at Kings Theater
Pixel, a Russian Blue cat, on my lap.
Picture a Tetsuya Nomura outfit, but black on white and with Nikes. From fabricoftheuniverse.com.
Tweet from @TheJadedGuy. David Cage: Can a robot learn to be human? Yoko Taro: Can a human? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can a human learn to be human? Cage: I don't get it
Jesus Christ standing over Johnny Joestar in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7 Steel Ball Run
Dr. Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation doing the gangbang couch meme with five Jedi ghosts. Because of that one episode where she fucked a ghost that also fucked her grandma.
PR pitch email for April 1 about Bubsy 4D and Bubsy's feet.
No Kings NYC 3-28-26 protest
No Kings NYC 3-28-26 protest
No Kings NYC 3-28-26 protest