Pretend Daddy

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A safe space to connect with your pretend daddy.

A man stands in front of a blazing inferno with a stern expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH MATCHES” The man in the image is Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder.
A 50 year old man stands in the foreground wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt with a sad, concerned look on his face. There is a barbecue in the background and people can be seen sitting around a table in a grassy backyard. Text across the image reads: “KEEPING A SECRET IS NO DIFFERENT FROM TELLING A LIE” The man in the image is American actor Walton Goggins portraying his character Rick from White Lotus season 3.
A middle aged man wearing glasses and a white shirt leans forward with a serious expression on his face. There is a red car in the background with a damaged windshield. Text across the image reads: “WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME ABOUT THIS?” The man in the image is American Comedian and musician Tim Heidecker.
A man in business attire leans against a doorframe on the front steps of a house at night. A gun can be seen holstered on his hip, he has an expression of disapproval on his face. Text across the image reads: “IT’S WAY PAST CURFEW” The man in the image is American actor Christopher Meloni.
A man with a friendly smile sits on a couch with his arms resting on his knees, fingers crossed. Text across the image reads: “IT’S MOVIE NIGHT YOUR PICK!” The man in the photo is late American Comedian Bernie Mac .
A middle aged man stands at the edge of an indoor basketball court with his hands in his pockets and a happy expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU DID GREAT TODAY I’M TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM” The man in the image is American actor and comedian Charlie Day.
A middle-aged man stands in front of a fence in a residential neighbourhood with a stern expression on his face. There is a crudely spray painted penis on the fence. Text across the image reads: “I’M NOT ANGRY JUST DISAPPOINTED”. The man in the image is Canadian actor and comedian Nathan Fielder.
An older gentleman with thick round glasses sits in a cozy living room setting with warm lighting. He has a loving expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “IT’S AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEGE TO BE YOUR PRETEND DADDY”. The man in the image is Canadian actor and comedian Eugene Levy.
A middle aged man stands in a baseball field with an excited expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “GREAT CATCH!” The man in the image is Mexican American actor Tony Dalton portraying the character of Lalo Salamanca from the hit series ‘Breaking Bad’.
A muscular older man sits with his arms crossed in a cozy, elegant living room setting. He has a big, loving smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “THERE’S MY ALL STAR!” The man in the image is American actor Terry Crews.
A middle aged man with glasses sits in a youthful bedroom setting. His clothing is both professional and casual, he has a kind smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU KNOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT?” The man in the image is American actor Zack Braff.
An older gentleman with glasses sits on a sunny patio with his leg crossed over his knee. He is wearing a fun Hawaiian shirt and has a joyful grin on his face. Text at the bottom of the image reads: “START PACKING WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND”. The man in the image is American actor and musician Jeff Goldblum.
An older gentleman in a suit sits in an outdoor birthday party setting. He has a big smile on his face and is wearing a colourful birthday party hat on his head. Text across the image reads: HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU. The man in the image is American actor Bryan Cranston.
A happy man stands in a park with his hands clasped behind his back smiling at the camera with text across the image reading: I’m looking forward to spending quality time with you. The man is American actor Idris Alba.
A middle aged man sits in front of book shelves in a public library with his legs crossed and his hands clasped on his lap. He has a happy expression on his face accompanied by bold text saying “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU” (the man in the image is Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder).