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Hee/Hee Nonbinary at conception Transitioned to male at six weeks post conception https://linktr.ee/pretentious_jackal

Screen cap from Phineas and Ferb, episode "Brain Drain". At a junkyard rave, Heinz Doofenshmirtz is mind-controlled to be the disc jockey while teenagers dance and sing "It's all just propaganda. Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us."
Screen capture of Simpsons Treehouse of Horror X. In the foreground, Homer and Bart Simpson have ejected themselves from a rocket without space suits and are floating on airplane chairs into deep space. Homer's head is swelling like it's about to pop. In the background the rocket they were on, plunges toward the sun.
Know the difference 1. Gay: A homosexual, usually a man. 2. G0y: An insecure homosexual man who hates anal sex and effeminacy, who made up the problem that "the 'a' in gay stands for anal", and they need to replace the word 'gay' to avoid those connotations. 3. Goy (a): A gentile or non-jew. 4. Goy (b): An insecure guy who hates Jews, who made up the problem that "goy is a slur" and that they need to reclaim it, to fight back against the Jews. Stop the harmful slang Saying "That's so Gay" to refer to stupid or overly cautious things implies that gay people are weak or effeminate, and they're bad for that. Causes more gay people to be in the closet and risks them becoming insecure "g0ys". Saying "That's Goyslop" to refer to crappy media or food implies that there's a Jewish-run conspiracy to weaken non-Jews. Causes more people to think the Jews are against them and goy is a slur against them, so they become antisemites.
Screencap of the movie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Hedwig Robinson is singing the song, Sugar Daddy, in a restaurant with her band, while teasing the restaurant patrons.
Edit of screencap from Revenge of the Sith. Anaken Skywalker pulls out a can of nacho cheese doritos to give to the younglings in the Jedi Temple. One youngling looks on in amazement.
A dirty stained letter from 1802 with messy cursive. It took much pain, suffering and help to transcribe this. I had to go back and forth, looking for more recognizable words first and then solve the rest using similarity in characters and context clues as if I was solving a cypher. My transcription reads: Dear Sir Recently is your request, I have enclosed a small portion of matter. I cannot send more at this time, having just sent some to Philadelphia, where it is extinct. I have just received a similar request from New York where it is also extinct and I have reason to think there is none in Boston, my own cases excepted!! Neither it seems is there any at Portsmouth!!! How can practitioners be so inattentive. I am obliged to hire children & others to be inoculated in Cambridge in order to keep up a continuity of the matter. I have just received some on quills from Mr. Ring. Dr. Jenner has just sent me some in a silver box inlaid with gold of exquisite workmanship with a complementary inscription by Mr. Ring--- You will find on reading Cox that he has published in parte. He sent me the work in sheets.
Screen cap from the movie, Simone, stylized S1m0ne. A man sits next to desk in a big empty soundstage. Three large monitors show the digital actress Simone's face crumbling into digital dust over a black background. The man sulks and rests his upper body on the desk.
Great Grandma from Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa. Low poly animated model of an old black woman with white hair up in a bun, looking down at great grandson and speaking gibberish.
Kirito Kamui pointing a Dominator gun at the Sibyl System. Alongside him are semi-transparent representations of his alters within his hive mind, doing finger guns at the Sibyl System. They are lined along the edge of a pool of yellow liquid.
Penda's Fen Poster with greenish gray gargoyle style demon looking down at you.
Image label meme of assassins in church holding each other at gunpoint in a chain. First person and target is labeled "Me waiting for T Corona Borealist Nova". First Assassin or second person and target is labeled "V462 Lupi". Second assassin or Third person and target is labeled "V572 Velorum". Third assassin or Fourth and final person is labeled "Vera C. Rubin Observatory coming online".
Screencap of Phineas and Ferb "Unfair Science Fair". Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is sitting in his truck in the middle of the driving lane of a parking garage. Doofenshmirtz is in the driver's seat and reaches for the lever to move the car door window up. An angry masculine looking woman with a big nose, red lipstick, purple t-shirt and her hair up is outside the car, holding down the left car window with her right hand and gearing up to punch Doofenshmirtz with her left hand. Perry the Platypus is strapped to a baby car seat in the front passenger seat and idly watches. A caption on the bottom of the image says: My Pronouns are Her/He Up! You're holding up traffic.
Screencap from A Christmas Story when Ralphie imagines defending his family from Black Bart's gang who is invading the house. Four men in black and white striped shirts, black pants, black masks and hats are acting sneaky in a bad cartoonish manner. They have just jumped the fence and are now sneaking their way to the house.
Screencap of the cartoon show, Phineas and Ferb episode, Sidtracked. Broccoli-hair headed supervillain with a red and white Greenland flag shirt stands in an air vehicle with two evil robots standing behind him. A greenland flag is hung on the wall behind him and the robots. The villain had a random reveal as being from Greenland instead of Canada. The villain's motivation is that Greenland is really boring so he must steal a national treasure from Canada to make anyone think or care about Greenland.
Starship nose cone with ring of red hexagonal tiles toward the top.
Chart showing how price of different goods has changed from the year 2000 to 2022. While the cellphone prices have decreased almost 50%, the price of housing and groceries have risen over 50%. The price of childcare and medical care services have risen over 100%. The price of college textbooks and price of college tuition and fees has risen over 150% The price of hospital services has risen over 200%.
Nick Fury: We're going to neutralize a lot of threat before they even happen. Steve Rogers: I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. Nick Fury: We can't afford to wait that long. For once, we're way ahead of the curve. Steve Rogers: By holding a gun to everyone on Earth and calling it protection.
A brain expansion meme. First Panel shows two puzzle peices. One light blue with a single tab. One pink with a single socket. The corresponding second panel shows an image of a skull with a small brain. Third Panel shows two puzzle again, but this time the light blue piece has two sockets and one tab. The pink piece has three tabs. The next panel shows normal sized brain with moderate brain activity. Fifth Panel shows a donut morphing into a coffee mug. Next panel shows the brain glowing white. Seventh Panel shows two lapping plates being grinded against each other. Final panel shows energy shooting out of the brain.
Scene from 2023 movie, Doctor Jekyll. A young man in a dimly lit hallway is getting up from peering through keyhole of a door. Someone says Lunch and he spins around to see Doctor Jekyll, who in this movie is a trans woman played by Suzy Eddie Izzard.
One the top and left side are the eggs and sperm respectively. It shows multiple examples for how Meiosis may occur to cause different amounts of sex chromosomes to appear in different gametes. In the center of the image is shown the potential combinations of different gametes and what chromosomes they result in. In addition to XX and XY, there is XXY, single X, triple X, XYY, etc. Individuals with Y chromosomes are usually male and without are usually female, but there are exceptions. The chart highlights one exception, where the SRY gene can move from a X chromosome to a Y chromosome, which results in SRY negative Y chromosomes and SRY positive X chromosomes which results in XX females and XY males. On the bottom right of the chart there is a note that SRY is still not the only sex determining factor, as other genes play a role. There is also a note about chimerism which allows individuals to have multiple genomes.
Are we just going sit around and talk about how big I'm getting.
Ternary plot with milk on the top, eggs on the bottom left and flour on the bottom right. There are crepes and pancakes in the upper middle and omelettes in the lower left corner. Thick Crepes are in the very middle with equal parts in weight of milk, eggs and flour. Thick little pancakes are above and to the right with 40 percent milk, 20 percent eggs, 40 percent flour. Milky crepes are above thick crepes with 50 percent milk, 25 percent egg, 25 percent flour. Crepes by Ruhlman are above and to the left of thick crepes with 40 percent milk, 40 percent eggs, 20 percent flour. German Pancakes are to the left of thick crepes with 33 percent milk, 50 percent eggs, 17 percent flour. Eggy crepes are left and lower than thick crepes with 25 percent milk, 50 percent egg, 25 percent flour.
Clip from the TV show, Smallville, showing child Lex Luthor at his twelfth birthday party. He's sad and folding his arms. The camera pans back to show all the uneaten food and lack of guests.
A two panel cartoon comic First panel: Orange man says to Air traffic Control tower: Stop this woke DEI and put more qualified people in charge! There are three people in the control tower Second Panel: Orange man says: that's better. Now there's only one person in the air traffic control tower who is mad about being overworked.
Edit of poster for the movie The Circle (2017) to have the Gleason's map in place of the circle logo. The letters TFE replace the movie title. A subtitle reads "Knowing is good. Knowing everything is better." The Circle is a cautionary warning movie about mass surveillance and data collection from a fictional telecommunications company. In the movie there is challenge for people go completely transparent where they live-stream themselves 24/7.
Caption: Let's get all the members of a ring species and force them to make out. Screencap of Gravity Falls scene where Mabel Pines wants to use time travel to resurrect Dodo birds. A ring species is a group of populations where population A and B can interbreed, population B and C can interbreed, but population A and C cannot interbreed. It presents a snapshot of speciation in action.
McToon talking to Nathan Oakley on the phone. Dave McKeegan's insta360 camera and equatorial mount camera are in the background.
Meme image of Undertaker standing behind AJ Styles. The scene is foggy. AJ Styles is smiling, blissfully unaware. The Undertaker is bigger. He stares at Styles from behind with a dead expression. Light illuminates Undertaker from below giving him a scary face and a shadow in the fog.
Table of Earth models and possible phenomenon or tests that may prove or disprove them. Like one of those charts with the false positives and negatives. The Earth Models are Globe Earth, Orthodox Flat Earth, South Centric Flat Earth, Flat Earth with Real perspective and Simulation Hypothesis. The phenomena are whether there's a 24 hour sun in Antarctica in December, whether there's a 24 hour sun in Arctic in June or not, and the existence of sunsets. In summary, The Globe earth will withstand the final Experiment, Orthodox Flat Earth will be disproved, and other flat Earth models are already easily disproved by other experiments or have no predictive power.
Screenshot of SpaceX livestream from Starship overlooking the Inhambane bay in Mozambique. The coastline cuts from top-right to bottom left. In the left-bottom is a view of Starship. On the left and top is Mozambique. On the bottom and right is the Mozambique Channel. The view is clear of clouds except for a few clouds in the top-left. In the upper-right corner is text saying "Powered by Starlink". A banner at the bottom of the screen shows telemetry data. The time into the flight is T+41:26. The speed is 26570 kilometers per hour. The altitude is 136 kilometers.
Screenshot of SpaceX livestream from Starship overlooking Minorodo Bay of Madagascar. On the left is a view of Starship. In the middle is the sea. On the right is Madagascar. In the upper-right corner is text saying "Powered by Starlink". A banner at the bottom of the screen shows telemetry data. The time into the flight is T+43:28. The speed is 26645 kilometers per hour. The altitude is 119 kilometers.
A screenshot of the solar spectrum calculator of the PV Lighthouse website. Inputs are the time of 2024 December 14th, 12 o'clock. Coordinates of -79.758, -82.865. Atmospheric pressure is 1013.25 mb. Turbidity at 500 nm is 0.2 cm. Ozone is 0.267 atm-cm. Albedo is 95%. The output shows 667.7 watts per square meter and a solar spectrum below among other outputs.