Max, the Prettyboy

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They/them, b1997, autistic, non-binary, big ol' queer. Bristol UK but originally from Coventry UK. FREE 🇵🇸

DVD cover for Bula Quo! Starring Francis Rossi, Rick Parfitt, Craig Fairbrass, Laura Aikman & Jon Lovitz. Rossi & Parfitt wear loud Hawaiian shirts against a background of blue skies and palm trees. The rest of the characters & a waterfall give way to the title "Status Quo in... BULA QUO! A Stuart St Paul film" with bullet holes & a logo of crossed guitars. At the bottom of the cover, Parfitt & Rossi appear to be standing in the sea, wearing sunglasses & playing guitars, flanked by a speedboat on one side & a seaplane on the other. Text at the bottom reads "It started with guitars... And ended with guns!" The film is rated PG parental guidance.
A large black and brindle mastiff mix dog rolling joyously in a grassy field on a lovely sunny day. A human hand is moving towards her for a thigh scratch.
Selfie of Max, a white non-binary person, taken in the dark with a light source in front of them to simulate a dark auditorium with the screen the one light source. They have purple hair, rounded spectacles, black eyeliner and silver eyeshadow and a gay little pervert moustache. They are smiling wide-eyed and mouth agape like a little freak.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair. Standing with their hands on their hips in an atmospheric stone stairwell outdoors, leaning on a lamppost. They are wearing a fishnet bodysuit under a Blitz Club t-shirt (from Rusty Egan's merch store) and little shorts covered in studs in star shapes.
Blurry selfie of Max, white non-binary person with purple hair, standing in front of a large map, holding a CD in front of their face. The CD is "Promosexual" by Nancy Boy.
Max, a white non-binary teenager smiling wide-eyed. They have dyed black hair in an awkward sort-of bob with their bleach-blonde fringe/bangs chalked with the colours of the transgender pride flag. They are wearing square spectacles with clear plastic frames, glittery eyeshadow and dark red lipstick. They are wearing black clothes.
Necrolai from Power Rangers Mystic Force/ Mahō Sentai Magiranger. Necrolai is a humanoid bat woman with bat wings on her head and a bat wing cape, she is dressed in black leather with white fur accents. She is standing on a cliff pointing threateningly at the camera.
Selfie from a hospital bed of Max in a hospital gown and glasses, smiling awkwardly at the camera. Their hair is a pleasant shade of lavender and they look a bit delirious from anaesthesia.
A black cat on a fleece blanket. She is slightly blurred, looking towards the camera with eyes half open. The light bounces off her nose in a way that makes it look weirdly long and her chin looks funny. Other than that, she is a fluffy void.
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, resting her large head on the arm of a sofa. She is side-eyeing something out of frame. Her short velvety fur is shining and her lips are spreading out on the sofa arm as if her head is melting.
Max, a white non-binary person with freshly trimmed purple hair, standing in front of a wooden trellis covered in passion vines. They are wearing a purple silk scarf nearly exactly the colour of their hair. They are rocking a fresh eyebrow slit, paltry but hopefully tasteful facial hair, pink tinted lip balm with no other makeup, earrings and rounded plastic tortoiseshell spectacles.
Pye, a tuxedo cat, lying on a glass stove (switched off, of course). His back legs are stretched out and pink beans are visible. His front legs are bent up to his chest like what autistic people such as myself refer to as "t-rex arms" and his paws look very polite and soft. He is looking at the camera as if to say "put that down and pet me!"
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, standing in a grassy field on a sunny day. Her body is facing away from the camera but her face is turned to look at someone or something off to the side. Her tongue is sticking out giving the impression she is "blowing a raspberry" (making a flatulence sound with the mouth) it is comical!
Coco, a chihuahua mix dog with many different shades of brown on her little body, giving a cautious side-eye from a folded blanket.
Max, a white non-binary person with washed-out pinkish purple hair, glasses, wearing a Human League t-shirt with the sleeves cut off over a fishnet bodysuit tucked into high-waisted black twill Addison jeans cinched with a black belt with silver chains and O-rings, standing awkwardly between three posters on a concrete wall. The central poster shows an early 80s photo of the band Spandau Ballet with text reading "THE CLUB THAT SHAPED THE 80S". The posters either side of the Spandau Ballet poster are pink on the left and yellow on the right and have the word "BLITZ" above and below "THE CLUB THAT SHAPED THE 80S". All three posters have The Design Museum logo text in the corner.
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, wearing a Halti head collar, a pink neck collar and a pink chest harness, standing in a field as a pretty red and white cow leans close to her sniffing. Nessy's fluorescent longline trails on the floor as she is being held on a black leash attached to her Halti. She looks towards the cow a little confused. The cow seems curious and unafraid!
A photograph of a TV screen showing the "Battle Zone Deactivated" screen from Pokémon Legends Z-A. Medals obtained: 2670 = £34710 Trainers defeated: 11 = ×2.0 Total prize money: £69,420
Selfie of Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, green eyeshadow and rounded tortoiseshell glasses, in a red velvet auditorium chair, holding a CD of the album Ritual Groove by Donovan. They are wearing an official Donovan t-shirt that has been dyed purple, and a black short-sleevee over shirt with a crystal print.
Max, wearing fishnets on their arms, smiling leaning down on the kitchen floor with Nessy (black mastiff)
Nessy, a large black and brindle mastiff cross, sat politely on the kitchen floor, wearing a silly little hat in the shape of a birthday cake with fabric candles. Text on the hat reads "party animal".
Russell, a mostly white medium sized dog, lying on his back on the floor with his back legs stretched out and his front legs bent up on his chest like a tyrannosaurus rex.
A black and white varsity jacket laid out on a grey sofa. There is a large embroidered back patch, pinned with safety pins,of a silver Decepticon insignia and yellow text reading "Rise Up" on a multicoloured Outrun aesthetic style background. Above this patch are smaller letter appliqués trying to spell the word "TRANSFORM" but the first R is missing. When the pink R appliqué arrives, the TRANS will be the colours of the trans flag, blue T, pink R, white A, pink N, blue S, and the FORM is a soft lavender.
A blue and white passion flower peeping out from behind large passion leaves on a sturdy vine.
Two dogs sitting in a pub garden on a sunny day. They are both looking attentively towards the food on the table behind the camera. Nessy on the left is a large black and brindle mastiff cross with a big wide velvety head, her tongue sticking out of her open mouth. Russell on the right is smaller, he is a shar-pei french bulldog mix, white with black splodges and a black and blonde head. He has tiny little triangle ears like Doritos and huge blonde comma-shaped eyebrows. He has a rectangular head made of bulbous wrinkles covered in velvety hair. One of his eyes has little stitches from a recent operation, healing well.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, grins at the camera outside a hotel. They are wearing a pastel vest with a Decepticon insignia under a black short sleeved shirt with a crystal print. They are wearing lots of necklaces.
A glass cup is upside down on a drinks coaster, creating a secure trap for a large peacock butterfly which is walking around on the coaster and flapping its wings.
A photo of Max's glass hob being used as a haul display table. There is a plush toy of the character Starscream, an action figure in the box of Slipstream, a packet of stickers, a rolled up poster and a cream tote bag featuring Megatron and text reading "MASTER OF DESTRUCTION"
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, taking a selfie with a bronze statue of an anthropomorphic dog, possibly a beagle, holding a large camera.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, grinning in the Goodge Street tube station.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and a lopsided grin, taking a selfie in front of Battersea power station and a big white and blue blocky building that looks like it belongs in the New New York of Doctor Who.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and round glasses, holding a huge bucket of popcorn and the Winslow Leach figurine from the previous post. Max is flashing a toothy grin similar to the figurine. They are in a darkened auditorium.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair, wearing rounded tortoiseshell spectacles and a black ffp4 face mask. Their eyes are wide and their eyelids are covered in glitter. They are wearing a green sunflower lanyard indicating "hidden disabilities". They are holding a figurine of Winslow Leach from Phantom Of The Paradise, a figure wearing a black cape and a silver owl-like helmet. They are sat in a seat on a train.
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff with uncropped floppy ears and big brown eyes, sitting upright on a sofa. She is leaning on Max, a white non-binary person wearing a black hoodie, their face covered by Nessy's big head. Their hands are scratching Nessy's torso fur. Just the tiny pink tip of Nessy's tongue protrudes from her mouth in a tiny adorable blep.
Max, a white non-binary person with messy purple hair and tired blue eyes. They are wearing a fluffy brown hoodie with little found ears on the hood, making them look a bit like a teddy bear. Their skin looks tired and sore and there is smudged black makeup around and under their eyes. They somehow still manage to look kind of nice.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and rounded spectacles, wearing an oversized hoodie and wrapped in a blanket, sat on a sofa. On their lap sits Spooky, a black short haired cat with greenish yellow eyes. Max looks tired but has a little smile.
Spooky, a black cat with pale yellow-green eyes, loafed on a grey tartan duvet. The photo was taken just at the moment she does a big yawn, so her mouth is wide open almost like the cartoonist grin of the Joker. Her eyes are only partly open due to the width of her open mouth so she looks strange.
Max, a white non-binary person with purple hair and rounded tortoiseshell spectacles, smiles in between a black cat (named Spooky) & a black mastiff mix dog (named Nessy). Nessy looks into the camera, Spooky side-eyes Nessy, and Max looks at them both with an affectionate smile. There is a pansexual pride flag in blue, yellow and pink on the ceiling above all 3.
A screenshot of the Facebook app newsfeed. A post by a sponsored company called Spaceplay showing a photograph of a small concrete recreation of a famous brutalist building called The Elephant. Text in the post reads "Brutalist divides opinions, but if you're on..." Then cuts off under a "See more". Under the photo is a "Shop now" link.
Max, a white non-binary person with pastel purple hair, rounded tortoiseshell spectacles, pink eyeshadow, an eyebrow slit and a moustache, looking every bit the f-slur the kid called them. They are walking outside on an overcast day.
Nessy, a black and brindle mastiff mix dog, perched awkwardly on a sofa. Her forepaws are up on the headrest of the sofa and she is facing the wall. There is a look of concern in her eyes.
Spooky, a black cat with yellowish green eyes, lying on a pink blanket with black embroidered bats, next to a fluffy purse shaped like a jack-o'-lantern with another blanket behind her (purple with black bats). Spooky is looking directly into the camera.