Dani 💫

@prettysailorr.bsky.social

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editor and writer to pay my cats' bills; fanfiction author just for the fun of it she/her 🏳️‍🌈 🍉

A tall white guy with dark hair shaking hands with a white woman with dark hair behind a table on which is strewn marriage license paperwork. They are in an old wooden barn with Edison string lights strung along the beams.
Screenshot of a tweet from conservative pissbaby Will Chamberlain on August 11, 2025, that reads without an ounce of irony: "I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down."
A promotional image for the DreamWorks animated film "Sinbad Legend of the Seven Seas"
impossibly tiny gray/black tabby kitten with white chest, white socks, and white markings around the eyes and mouth fits and sits on top of a standard-size, flat-topped tub faucet
Screenshot of a weather widget on a phone screen showing full sun and 83°F at 9:26 am
A bouquet of peonies, a box full of pizza delivery garlic sauce tubs, a large bag of Albanese Sour Poppers, a book on Celtic folklore called "Celtic Tales" and volume one of "Lore Olympus" sit on a black granite countertop.
A white-frosted cake with berries and white chocolate shards on top; a rectangle of dark chocolate nestled amongst them has "Happy Birthday Dani!" written on it in white chocolate.
a very small very nervous black and white kitten with uneven white socks and white markings around her eyes and mouth peers around a corner from a distance
A collection of sore throat remedies: a mug with a ridiculous and delightful artist's rendering of a rotund white cat holding a goldfish in its mouth with a pot of pink flowers in the background, fancy organic manuka honey and ginger lozenges, and old reliable Vicks vapocool severe lozenges.
A knee liberally taped up with hot pink KT tape
A close-up of a polo shirt made of a Sailor Moon fabric that shows Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and Mini Moon on a blue background with crescent moons, bubbles, and a navy blue cityscape scattered around.
Hotel art consisting of the black silhouette of a cityscape arranged in concentric circles like the cross-section of a tree.
The back of a man wearing blue jeans and what can only be a custom polo shirt with an aqua background and a pattern of bright green tropical foliage, purple hibiscus flowers, and pictures of presumably his dog (a tan-colored mid-size mix of some sort, the standard "someone says dog and your brain makes this" dog).
Three adhesive badge ribbons lined up in a row on green fabric; each ribbon has "The Final Con-undrum" printed in white over an ombre background that transitions through colors of the rainbow.
A screenshot of a list of articles from the past few hours related to Senator Cory Booker. Articles from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Los Angeles Times, and USA Today all focus on the length and content of his speech; a lone article from Fox stands out with the desperate, grasping headline: "Man listed as Cory Booker staffer arrested for allegedly carrying pistol without license at Capitol"
A robin sits on a grassy tree lawn scattered with twigs and dead leaves. The robin is unusually round, its red belly stretched as if it has swallowed a tennis ball. An absolute unit of a borb.
A wooden desk with a collection of food and beverages on top. In the front is a jelly Bismark donut on a white plate; it has white icing and is cut in half to reveal a red filling. Behind the plate are two cups: one is a small white ceramic coffee mug that says "Good Morning Asshole" in blue script with a drawing of a bird perched on the "M"; the other is a boxed, Kirkland-brand coconut water. Behind the drinks there is a candle burning in an iridescent green holder.
An older man in a black sweater and gray pants sits in front of a table set with a pink child's tea set. He is dressed up for a tea party, wearing white clip-on earrings and a collection of multicolored beaded necklaces. The image captures him mid sentence and gesticulating with his hands.
A small stainless steel pizza oven sits on a white plastic folding table set up on a snowy deck. The wooden coals inside are glowing bright red, and a thermometer on the front reads 705°.
A copper Pittie mix ferociously scratches and bites at a toy stick frozen in an icy yard while The Chariots of Fire theme plays; dramatic zoom and slow motion is added to the moment the toy releases.
A top-down view of a perfectly golden chicken pot pie flecked with flake salt in a cast iron pie dish
A small off-white room with a wide window on the far wall. Above the window is a black metal bar; two plants with medium-length pink vines and a small trailing succulent are in macrame holders hanging from it. On the two walls at right angles to the window are plant shelves with a variety of potted plants on them - mostly Pilea plants and succulents. On the ceiling in front of the window, a homemade trellis is mounted and two different types of Pothos are woven across it
A tabby cat rests on the back of a green chair atop a Christmassy throw blanket. His tail is curled around his body and his one front leg is crooked under him. His eyes are closed but his head is still lifted, as if caught just moments from sleep.
The front of a wood-sided two-story house. It's dark, but the aggressive amount of Christmas lights illuminate the scene: white lights drape like garland on a fence, bushes along the front are carpeted in red and green lights, white icicle lights hang on the covered porch, and a large tree near the road is wrapped with green lights up the trunk and along several branches.
First image shows the 2D animated Nala from Disney's original The Lion King clearly looking concerned in a night scene. Second image (for comparison) shows the CGI Nala from the recent remake looking dead-eyed and expressionless at Simba during the daytime. Third image is a repost of a tag written by Tumblr user imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet that's says "can you feel nothing in particular this afternoon"
Twisted copper wire spirals out from a golden sun charm; along the spiral is a crystal or stone symbolizing each of the planets (including Pluto, forever in our hearts)
A tabby cat loafs on an embroidered linen tree skirt under a real Frasier fir decked in multicolor lights. He is looking at the camera, alert and happy (and maybe a little naughty).
An open red Dutch oven on a black stove; inside a tomato-based soup is cooking, torn lasagna noodles, sausage, and green herbs are visible.
Two cats are perched on the back of a green armchair; their butts are a mere inch from one another, but they are facing opposite directions. One is sleeping and the other is getting there.
A screenshot of the user's Spotify Wrapped with the image of a large downward swoop in striped shades of red and pink; white text over the image reads "June was your Pink Pilates Princess Strut Pop phase"
A large wreath hangs on a gold hook on a white front door. The wreath is fake pine with large ornaments in red, light green, and dark green and gold berries and foliage scattered throughout. Visible on the ornaments is a light dusting of snow covering the tops.
A black and white cat lounges on a linen tree skirt with a holly detail in embroidery and felt. The tree above him is lit with multicolor Christmas lights. The cat has a black freckle on his nose and his head and gaze are tilted slightly upward as if to ask the photographer why they are being so weird. Text on the photo says "Merry Christmas"
A short snowman standing at the corner of a greenhouse in a snowy backyard
A woman in a green winter coat, sunglasses, and a hat spreads her arms wide as heavy snow falls around her; the house, street, and trees behind her are already covered with several inches.
A full-grown golden retriever is snuggled on a pajama-clad woman's lap and chest
The facade of a men's bathroom that signals it's a men's bathroom with a variety of bizarre and confusing "male" silhouettes on white tiles interspersed with solid blue ones to form a checker pattern
Looking out a plane window over the cerulean blue ocean
Two feet poking out of blue, black, white, and yellow pants with a geometric pattern. On the inner ankles of the feet are two tattoos, one on each ankle: a butterfly in a circle and a side view of a dragon in a circle.
A light-brown miniature poodle being held. His ears are back and his eyes wide, clearly terrified.
A vintage jadeite syrup holder shaped like a woman with her hands on her hips. A Snapchat caption over the image reads "You better not be a cunty vintage jadeite syrup holder when I get there."
an artistic rendering of Santa Claus in a hand-drawn, soft-edged style
A white house decorated for the holidays. An arched trellis in the foreground has a strand of multicolor lights; white icicle lights hang from the roof of the small covered porch and two conical trees to the left of the porch are covered in lights as well - one in white and a smaller one in multicolor.
Merlin from the show Merlin on BBC played by Colin Morgan
A striped wooden cutting board displays rectangles of puff pastry with a spinach and cheese filling and strips of puff pastry stretched over top of the green filling to resemble a wrapped mummy. Circles of cheese with spinach dots in the center form the eyes.
A wall-length maple bookshelf with cupboards underneath and a rolling ladder. The bookshelf is stocked with books and trinkets as well as festive garlands, light-up Christmas tree figures, snowmen, and string lights.
A small white fluffy dog sleeping on a collection of festive pillows: a small square pillow with poinsettias on it, a square linen pillow with an embroidered and beaded Christmas tree, and a green pillow shaped like a Christmas tree with white poms at the end of every branch.
Tabby cat looking out an open blue floral-print carrier with a smug and slightly threatening expression
A white cat with green eyes and black and gray markings around his eyes and scattered other places on his body is tilting his head inquisitively as he looks above the camera. He is sitting on a table in front of a window; behind him is a Pilea plant in a golden yellow pot and an overcast sky.
A gray kitten with dark stripes looking down at the camera from a cat tree in front of a window
a single ladybug on a just barely blooming purple butterfly bush; in the background, more ladybugs can be seen on the plant