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@prettyterrible.bsky.social

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Any pronouns fine. 28 years old. 🔞Do not interact with me if you are under 18 years old.🔞 You can find more info about me here: https://prettyterrible.carrd.co

An excerpt from the section on "Ability" from Glitch: A Story of the Not. The levels of Ability are: Hopeless, Struggling, Casual, Basic, Professional, Driven, Competent, and Sparkling.
An excerpt from page 127 of the "Nobilis: The Essentials" 2022 rerelease. It says "Example: many Powers have a “fursona” that they like to turn into from time to time."
An excerpt from the first Mr. Delicious TV Ad for Rax Roast Beef. It says: "I know what you're thinking: 'He's...a cartoon. And cartoons are mostly for people who wet their pants.' But not Mr. D. He's a special cartoon for adults." Source is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7uy-ahVcBg
A screenshot of the transcript for the Halo 2 level "Metropolis" from halopedia.org. A character called Sergeant Johnson says "Oh, I know what the ladies like." right before the chapter title fades in. Depending on the difficulty, the chapter is called either "Ladies Like Armor Plating," "Ladies Like Grinding Treads," or "Ladies Like Superior Firepower.
An edit of the "teleport to the woods" edit from the Ctrl+Alt+Del comic. It features a guy trying to use ChatGPT on his computer, only for it to explode when someone behinds him commands it to. When the guy asks "why did you computer explode" various characters respond with "the woods", "teleport to the woods", and "its woods time for you" before the guy vanishes. Source is https://cad-comic.tumblr.com/post/704853668889067520
A screenshot of Portal 2 of a room that was covered in white gel. The screenshot has been (rather poorly) edited to change it into black goop.
An image of a chart divided into two sections labelled Character A and Character B. The Character A section features Alyx from a Half-Life: Alyx poster with the description: Character is mundane. Gameplay style is slower and more methodical. All enemies are lethal threats that must be dispatched one-by-one. The Character B section features Gordon Freeman from Half-Life with the description: Character is weirdly hypercompetent. Gameplay style is a fast-paced action game. The enemies that character A faced are mooks that are torn through like nothing.
A memory from memories.undertale.com. It has Papyrus's face and says "I stayed up all night on release day playing it and almost died I think! My sleep schedule was never the same again! A truly wonderous game!" The author is PrettyTerrible.
An image of the final result screen from the video game "Michigan: Report From Hell." It features three point categories labelled "Immoral," "Suspense," and "Erotic" with the latter having the highest point total by a large margin. The game evaluates the player as: "A divine being" "who considers themselves a journalist" "and possesses shocking sexual desires."
An edit of the "i can be your angle... or yuor devil" meme, featuring a screenshot from Angel Juice and Demon Dust.
A screenshot from the end of the DEMON DUST demo. The player has a perhaps abnormally large amount of HP and dust.
A video of a creature (Species info here: https://www.weasyl.com/~kaokaocarnival) in Second Life. A shiny, black, maybe latex(?) blob slowly subsumes their entire body. Afterwards, it repeatedly squishes them down until the blob is about the size of a hand.
A screenshot of Deltarune's chapter selection menu. It has been modified to resemble Homestuck's act structure, with such ridiculous titles as "Chapter 5 Chapter 2" and "Chapter 6 Intermission 5 Intermission 3." The source is https://gemstone-gynoid.tumblr.com/post/662889142914547712/looking-forward-to-the-next-installments
The box art for "Oops! All Berries" cereal, but the cereal has been replaced with a multitude of kobold ghosts and the box has been renamed to "Oops! All Kobolds"