E.A.R.

@primateyell.bsky.social

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Recovering journalist, future lawyer, resident of Los Animals.

Los Angeles Times article: The San Andreas fault has gone ominously silent. Scientists fear when it finally snaps There is no easy explanation for how the San Andreas fault, responsible for some of America's most powerful earthquakes, has produced so few in the last century. But it is clear that the quiet period is only increasing the strain.
Meme of a goose chasing a man. The text says, "WHO TARGETED THEM FOR DOING THEIR JOBS? WHO TARGETED THEM?"
A series of emails from Duolingo with its owl logo with the subject lines: Do a lesson. That's all I ask. - July 8 I'm not above begging - July 7
A reddit post of algae-green shimmery nails, labeled "I can't believe sleepy joe did this to my mani"
A Reddit post of fingernails with green gleaming polish, titled "Loving the algae trend right now."
Email from Eviction Defense Network. Photo of people holding up orange signs at a City Council meeting to push for funds for tenant defense. Email says: "Dear Friends and Supporters: We did it. Contract is signed. Invoices will be in tomorrow. And payment will come on time!!!! No layoffs!!!!"
look at this absolutely fantastic pile of stuffed fish in (gasp) the camping area
Carrie Bradshaw, a blonde woman, types on her laptop in a room next to a lamp
Text message; I'm sitting in a salon reading about nuclear annihilation Response: not beating the allegations
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An envelope from Forest Lawn cemetery advertising "A Meal on Us! Complimentary tickets for the Reyes Family enclosed" and "Enjoy a free meal at Denny's"
USA TODAY @usatoday.com Mamdani chooses uber-capitalists Biggie, Nas and Jay-Z among his five favorite rappers. Is it a pivot to center? What Zohran Mamdani's favorite rappers shows about his politics
Principal from the Simpson's saying on the phone "I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I -- I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up. 'Yom Kip Pur'"
Scene from the television show Succession in which a man in a suit interviews another man in a suit for a job: Interviewer: just to fend this off, have you ever read Mein Kampf? Applicant: Um... Yeah, couple of times, I guess. Interviewer: Couple times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?
A Reddit post in r/LawSchool asking "Can someone explain Bush v. Gourd? I was not old enough to really keep up with this but I know its opinion is a bit of a bad one they say. Why is this?"
= Al Overview (Name redacted) forwarded an email from the SRC regarding children's swim lessons scheduled for Saturdays, April 11 - May 2. • The original email details the $50 cost, registration deadlines, and membership requirements for the 25-minute Saturday lessons. (Name redacted) is receiving this forwarded information about the swim lessons. By Gemini; there may be mistakes. Learn more
A text message saying "My entire life is a battle against word count." Someone has reacted to the message with "Ha Ha."
An Instagram video still from the account "cupcake polish" that says "Reminder that this is a nail polish account, but nail polish is absolutely political because you can't paint your nails if the government murders you. FUCK ICE"
The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house. They may allow us temporarily to beat him at his own game, but they will never enable us to bring about genuine change. - Audre Lorde (1983) You better work, bitch. - Britney Spears (2013)
A screenshot of a person's hand wearing blue shimmery nail polish, displaying the underside of the nail polish bottle. The polish is labeled "GTFO ICE"
An Instagram post of an artificial nail painted with an image of an ICE agent slipping on ice as someone photographs him. It has 31.9 thousand likes.
A figurine of Mirabel from the movie Encanto is taped to a door frame. Behind it, a boy is taping something else to the wall
APOYE A UNA VENDEDORA Apoye a una vendedora cuyo esposo fue secuestrado por la migra el 12 de enero Support a vendor whose husband was kidnapped by ICE on January 12 Compre ricos tamales mexicanos y jugos naturales Buy delicious Mexican tamales and fresh juice Para pedidos: Text/WhatsApp: 323.320.1835 Visite el estacionamiento del Super A en Cypress y Division Envie dinero Send money Zelle To order: Text/WhatsApp: 323.320.1835 Visit the parking lot of the Super A on Cypress and Division VENDOR SUPPORT
Reid Forgrave JANUARY 15, 2026 AT 3:08 PM ICE agents eat at small-town Mexican restaurant - then arrest workers Federal agents detained three workers from a family-owned Mexican restaurant in Willmar yesterday, hours after four agents ate lunch there. It was not immediately clear what the immigration status of those detained was, or whether the people detained included the restaurant's owners or only workers. An eyewitness who declined to give a name for fear of retribution, told the Minnesota Star Tribune that four ICE agents sat in a booth for a meal at El Tapatio a little before 3 p.m. Staff at the restaurant were frightened, said the eyewitness, who shared
Merriam-Webster Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026. Let's. Go. Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word bougie
CBS News did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Ms. Alfonsi's note. Reached on Sunday evening, Ms. Alfonsi said: "I refer all questions to Bari Weiss."
Norman Rockwell image of a man standing to speak at a public meeting
A Horror Cats calendar featuring Jason holding a cat
A "Just Cats" wall calendar
A Buffalo Bill wall calendar, featuring the killer from Silence of the Lambs
A JD Vance calendar that is parodying JD Vance
A Cats Chillin with Coffee calendar
A Cats on Quilts Wall Calendar
A Cats & Chickens Calendar
A 2026 Soup Calendar
An "Everything is Fine" Cat Calendar with a cat drinking tea in front of an explosion
A "Hot Asexuals" calendar featuring a woman on a trapeze
A Medieval Snails wall calendar
A calendar labeled YOUR WILDEST DREAMS featuring an image of a rabbit riding a tortoise on a surfboard
A "Cats! Cats! Cats!" wall calendar
A "Kivanc Tatlitug" Wall Calendar. Kivanc appears to be a very handsome Turkish actor
An End the Wokeness calendar with a depiction of a Trump in an ICE uniform
A Cats and Dragons calendar
A "Retro Film Cats" calendar with an image of the "Wizard of Paws" with cats replacing the human characters
An Overly Dramatic Plants calendar with an image I cannot even begin to describe
A "Sleepy Cats in Kimonos" calendar
A "Homelandai" 80s Vibes calendar that appears to be an AI-generated image of '80s things, like sunglasses and VHS tapes
a "Cathedral of Masterpieces" calendar featuring parody images of famous artwork with cats instead of people
A "Life of a Showcat" calendar with an image of a Persian cat posed in the same manner as Taylor Swift on her album cover for "Life of a Showgirl"
A Gothic Sapphic Calendar featuring a drawing of a female vampire seductively biting the neck of a woman in a long dress
A Shrimp Whisperer wall calendar with an image of "Shrimpzilla." I don't know what that is either
A "Pooping Pooches" wall calendar that features an image of a golden retriever pooping in the snow
A "12 Months of Glen Powell" wall calendar
A calendar labeled Odd Dolls featuring a terrifying photo of a cracked doll head
An illuminated landscape that includes a glowing pyramid and an enormous glowing snake
Good afternoon. This is (name redacted), Principal at (school name redacted), with an important message for parents and guardians. We are aware of reports of immigration enforcement activity near our campus. Our school has not been contacted by any federal agency. As we monitor the situation, we continue to maintain standard procedures for access to our campus -one access point where all visitors must provide identification and proper authorization prior to entering. We want to reaffirm the District's unwavering commitment to the well-being and education of all students. Mental health support is available on campus for impacted students and employees. Additionally, please note that our website lausd.org/weareone is available 24/7 with
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Message from preschool, with names redacted: Good morning. This is (name redacted) Principal at (redacted) school, with an important message for parents and guardians. We are aware of reports of immigration enforcement activity near our campus. Our school has not been contacted by any federal agency. As we monitor the situation, we continue to maintain standard procedures for access to our campus -one access point where all visitors must provide identification and proper authorization prior to entering. We want to reaffirm the District's unwavering commitment to the well-being and education of all students.
The box for a "Frosted Forest House" gingerbread house, neatly frosted and decorated