Primer Gray

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Jim Rockford and Angel Martin arguing because Angel left 30 grand in Rockford's car without telling him and dragged two underworld syndicates down on top of him...
White House unveils 'OnlyFarms' website, welcomes farmers with golden tractor on South Lawn
1996 3D Lara Croft
Slim Pickens riding the bomb at the end of Dr Strangelove...captioned SKEDADDLE!!!
I'm beginning to think "hindsight it 2020" was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.
"It's only a blowjob if you're a sex worker. Otherwise, it's just a blowhobby."
Orca in the window... Yes...hahaha...YES!
meme - I'm 50. All celebrit news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
"matt schlapp" is the sound made by two pork chops falling onto a linoleum floor
Sarah Paulson - I put DEI in the wine. And the pasta
Jesse Watters on Fox asking "Trump Tariffs Will Make You a Man?
Captain Picard "Damage Report"
Teslas on the White House lawn...Trump saying "What's it going to take for you to drive one of these babies home? I can talk to my manager and see if he'll let me throw in a MAGA had and a Bible"